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* ''ComicBook/LesbianZombiesFromOuterSpace''. Unlike most zombies, these lesbian zombies are quite attractive. In fact the lesbian zombie "virus" will turn an unattractive woman into something more along the lines of a porn star. These creatures use their looks, and their lesbian behavior, to attract their male victims, and it tends to work on everyone in town. Maybe if the guys thought with their brains a little more, there wouldn't be so many deaths.

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* ''ComicBook/LesbianZombiesFromOuterSpace''. Unlike most zombies, these lesbian zombies are quite attractive. In fact the lesbian zombie "virus" will turn an unattractive woman into something more along the lines of a porn star. These creatures use their looks, and their [[GirlOnGirlIsHot lesbian behavior, behavior]], to attract their male victims, and it tends to work on everyone in town. Maybe if the guys thought with their brains a little more, there wouldn't be so many deaths.

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* Played straight and subverted at various points in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4848163/1/Kyubed-Shinobi-s-Revenge-on-Naruto Kyubed: Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto]]''. Several foreign leaders are convinced make political deals that benefit the kitsune nation with sex and Naruto makes a fair bit of money selling (fake) pictures of Tsunade bathing to the Raikage and Tsuchikage. However, in the latter case, both buy the pictures because they realize the implications of someone successfully spying on the Hokage in her own home.


* In ''Webcomic/{{Unit-M}}'', when Shield [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/28/ posts a photo]] of herself in a low cut workout top online, shes quickly [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/29/ deluged]] with vile, sexually explicit messages.

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Unit-M}}'', ''Webcomic/UnitM'', when Shield [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/28/ posts a photo]] of herself in a low cut workout top online, shes quickly [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/29/ deluged]] with vile, sexually explicit messages.


--> '''Andre''': Take a look around the world, girl. Men don't never grow up. Get a bunch of us together with no ladies around and it's all boner jokes and headlocks. Your daddy just had enough money that he didn't have to hide it like the rest of us.

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--> '''Andre''': -->'''Andre:''' Take a look around the world, girl. Men don't never grow up. Get a bunch of us together with no ladies around and it's all boner jokes and headlocks. Your daddy just had enough money that he didn't have to hide it like the rest of us.



--->'''Xander''' (Thinking): What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! [[EverybodyHatesMathematics 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32.]] Naked girls. Naked women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!
--->'''Buffy''': God, Xander! Is that all you think about?
--->'''Xander''': Actually... bye.

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--->'''Xander''' (Thinking): --->'''Xander:''' ''[thinking]'' What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! [[EverybodyHatesMathematics 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32.]] Naked girls. Naked women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!
--->'''Buffy''':
me!\\
'''Buffy:'''
God, Xander! Is that all you think about?
--->'''Xander''':
about?\\
>'''Xander:'''
Actually... bye.



--->'''Buffy''': ...and the boys of this school are seriously disturbed.

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--->'''Buffy''': ...--->'''Buffy:''' ...and the boys of this school are seriously disturbed.



--->'''Wesley''': I'm a bad man, I'm a bad bad man. *runs away*

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--->'''Wesley''': --->'''Wesley:''' I'm a bad man, I'm a bad bad man. *runs away*''[runs away]''



--->'''Coredlia:''' Does looking at guns really make you want to have sex?
--->'''Xander:''' [[HormoneAddledTeenager I'm 17. Looking at]] ''[[HormoneAddledTeenager linoleum]]'' [[HormoneAddledTeenager makes me want to have sex]].

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--->'''Coredlia:''' Does looking at guns really make you want to have sex?
--->'''Xander:'''
sex?\\
'''Xander:'''
[[HormoneAddledTeenager I'm 17. Looking at]] ''[[HormoneAddledTeenager linoleum]]'' [[HormoneAddledTeenager makes me want to have sex]].



-->'''Daphne''': Oh, come on Dr. Crane. It's not as if men have never used sex to get what they want.
-->'''Frasier''': How can we ''possibly'' use sex to get what we want? Sex ''is'' what we want!

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-->'''Daphne''': -->'''Daphne:''' Oh, come on Dr. Crane. It's not as if men have never used sex to get what they want.
-->'''Frasier''':
want.\\
'''Frasier:'''
How can we ''possibly'' use sex to get what we want? Sex ''is'' what we want!



** "A Death in the Family":
*** The victim is practically a saint...
---> '''Ryan''': Staff just went through all the files, no other red flags. Any dark secrets in here?\\
'''Esposito''': Yeah. Dr. Leeds had a weakness... energy bars.\\
'''Ryan''': ''(snorts)''\\
'''Esposito''': Volunteered at "Doctors International", did pro bono work; the guy's a boy scout. Hell, he didn't even have any porn on his computer.\\
'''Ryan''': That's weird.\\
'''Esposito''': I know.

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** "A Death in the Family":
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Family": The victim is practically a saint...
---> '''Ryan''': --->'''Ryan:''' Staff just went through all the files, no other red flags. Any dark secrets in here?\\
'''Esposito''': '''Esposito:''' Yeah. Dr. Leeds had a weakness... energy bars.\\
'''Ryan''': ''(snorts)''\\
'''Esposito''':
'''Ryan:''' ''[snorts]''\\
'''Esposito:'''
Volunteered at "Doctors International", did pro bono work; the guy's a boy scout. Hell, he didn't even have any porn on his computer.\\
'''Ryan''': '''Ryan:''' That's weird.\\
'''Esposito''': '''Esposito:''' I know.



** And in a later episode there is a catfight between a man's wife and his fiancee... Castle asks to [[PassThePopcorn stop for popcorn]] on the way and Ryan wants him to take pictures.

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** And in a later episode there is a catfight between a man's wife and his fiancee...fiancée... Castle asks to [[PassThePopcorn stop for popcorn]] on the way and Ryan wants him to take pictures.



* According to Jeff on ''Series/{{Community}}'', the central message of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that "all men are monsters who crave young flesh".

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* ''Series/{{Community}}'':
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According to Jeff on ''Series/{{Community}}'', , the central message of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that "all men are monsters who crave young flesh".



-->'''Britta''': And you know the reason why we raised more money in 5 minutes of oil wrestling than we did in 2 days of fundraising?\\
'''Annie''': Because men are even grosser?\\
'''Britta''': And when we forget that, they win!

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-->'''Britta''': --->'''Britta:''' And you know the reason why we raised more money in 5 minutes of oil wrestling than we did in 2 days of fundraising?\\
'''Annie''': '''Annie:''' Because men are even grosser?\\
'''Britta''': '''Britta:''' And when we forget that, they win!



-->'''Rebecca''': There are no exceptions / All three billion men are like this\\
'''Valencia, Heather, and Paula''': All 3.6 billion men!

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-->'''Rebecca''': -->'''Rebecca:''' There are no exceptions / All three billion men are like this\\
'''Valencia, Heather, and Paula''': Paula:''' All 3.6 billion men!






-->'''Maz''': Sex?\\
'''Peter''': Not according to the study.\\
'''Maz''': Uh, sports!\\
'''Peter''': Not according to the study.\\
'''Maz''': Um, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs sexual sports]]?\\
'''Peter''': [[RuleOfThree Again, not according to the study.]]

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-->'''Maz''': --->'''Maz:''' Sex?\\
'''Peter''': '''Peter:''' Not according to the study.\\
'''Maz''': '''Maz:''' Uh, sports!\\
'''Peter''': '''Peter:''' Not according to the study.\\
'''Maz''': '''Maz:''' Um, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs sexual sports]]?\\
'''Peter''': '''Peter:''' [[RuleOfThree Again, not according to the study.]]



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* In the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'', the National Enquirer once made an accusation about Ultra-Man, who has X-Ray Vision, using it to scope out "public peep shows" on every woman he passes on the street. Ultra-Man, who grew up in the 30s and 40s and has the manners to match his upbringing, almost leveled the building the tabloid's offices were in out of sheer outrage.
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--> '''Elliot''': [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 I fail at perversion.]]

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--> '''Elliot''': -->'''Elliot:''' [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 I fail at perversion.]]



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* In the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'', the National Enquirer once made an accusation about Ultra-Man, who has X-Ray Vision, using it to scope out "public peep shows" on every woman he passes on the street. Ultra-Man, who grew up in the 30s and 40s and has the manners to match his upbringing, almost leveled the building the tabloid's offices were in out of sheer outrage.
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--> '''Dorothy:''' Blanche, the man is a priest!
--> '''Blanche:''' The man is a ''man!''

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--> '''Dorothy:''' -->'''Dorothy:''' Blanche, the man is a priest!
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priest!\\
'''Blanche:''' The man is a ''man!''



* This trope was mentioned and joked about in one round of ''Notes And Queries'' on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''.
-->'''Humph:''' Graeme, this is your question. Is it true that men think about sex every seven seconds?
-->'''Graeme:''' That is a complete phallus. [[FreudianSlip ...Fallacy!]]
-->'''Tim:''' There's a woman in the front row who said 'yes'...how would ''you'' know?
-->'''Barry:''' I didn't hear the question, [[IResembleThatRemark I was miles away.]]

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* This trope was mentioned and joked about in one round of ''Notes And and Queries'' on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''.
-->'''Humph:'''
''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''.\\
'''Humph:'''
Graeme, this is your question. Is it true that men think about sex every seven seconds?
-->'''Graeme:'''
seconds?\\
'''Graeme:'''
That is a complete phallus. [[FreudianSlip ...Fallacy!]]
-->'''Tim:'''
Fallacy!]]\\
'''Tim:'''
There's a woman in the front row who said 'yes'..."yes"... how would ''you'' know?
-->'''Barry:'''
know?\\
'''Barry:'''
I didn't hear the question, [[IResembleThatRemark I was miles away.]]



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* The Starkid musical ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick'' begins with the main character personifying this trope.



* Played with in the ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' from time to time. The school has a number of transgender students but only the standard male/female sanitary facilities and a policy that students are supposed to use whatever a person seeing them on the street would ''expect'' them to. [[spoiler:Phase]]'s ogling of the "real" girls in the showers is something of a running gag. Also, Nikki's glamour works on this principle.
** It's also a serious part of Hank's character. [[spoiler:He was born a girl, but pretty much acts like this.]] Played with since everybody in Poe showers is looking, but some of them have more "evidence".
* The Starkid musical ''Me and My Dick'' begins with the main character personifying this trope.

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* Played with in the ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' from time to time. The school has a number of transgender students but only the standard male/female sanitary facilities and a policy that students are supposed to use whatever a person seeing them on the street would ''expect'' them to. [[spoiler:Phase]]'s ogling of the "real" girls in the showers is something of a running gag. Also, Nikki's glamour works on this principle.
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principle. It's also a serious part of Hank's character. [[spoiler:He was born a girl, but pretty much acts like this.]] Played with since everybody in Poe showers is looking, but some of them have more "evidence".
* The Starkid musical ''Me and My Dick'' begins [[http://everything2.com/user/iceowl/writeups/Things+I+need+to+tell+my+teenaged+daughters+about+boys Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys]] explicitly describes all teenage boys attempting to have sex with a young woman as little more than rapists who cannot comprehend the main character personifying this trope.idea that women might actually enjoy sex. Ironically, the list itself makes little reference to the idea a young women might enjoy sex, except for the segments stating that she's probably not going to get it from men, and if she tries to teach him, it probably won't be very effective for very long. It frames all male sexual desire in terms more suitable for a dog in heat. The only way for a woman to get a man to stop trying to have sex with her is apparently to present the very idea as ludicrous. No, she can't simply tell him she's not interested, she has to actively mock the idea that she would ever possibly be. Ironically, the article seems to be written by a man. [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop TL;DR version]]: Men are perverts and [[AllMenAreRapists rapists,]] that only want to rape girls, [[AllWomenArePrudes and that no women has]] ''[[AllWomenArePrudes any]]'' [[AllWomenArePrudes interest in sex.]] '''[[AllWomenArePrudes EVER.]]''' ''Great essay, guys.''
-->However, in both cases, it is nearly unstoppable -- and I say "nearly" because the only possibility of getting out clean lies in your ability to generate substantive and believable ridicule. You must be totally disappointed in him. Presuming you're not dating a rapist ... letting your male friend know the prospect of sex with him is a major yawn is probably the best deterrent.
* {{Discussed|Trope}} and {{subverted|Trope}} in a Website/{{Cracked}} article about [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/mathematical-proof-that-media-sexist-bad-at-math how the Media is sexist and bad at]] [[WritersCannotDoMath math.]] The article also goes out to [[DefiedTrope disprove]] AllWomenArePrudes at the same time.
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* [[JerkAss Tom]] from ''WebVideo/EchoChamber'' dates [[PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon]] solely because she is...ahem...[[BuxomIsBetter talented]].

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[[JerkAss Tom]] from ''WebVideo/EchoChamber'' dates [[PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon]] solely because she is...ahem...is... ahem... [[BuxomIsBetter talented]].



-->'''Dana (to Tom)''': It's just an idea. You don't have to bend over backwards to accomodate me.
-->'''Zack''': Ooh! Bend over backwards to accommodate ''me''!
* [[http://everything2.com/user/iceowl/writeups/Things+I+need+to+tell+my+teenaged+daughters+about+boys Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys]] explicitly describes all teenage boys attempting to have sex with a young woman as little more than rapists who cannot comprehend the idea that women might actually enjoy sex. Ironically, the list itself makes little reference to the idea a young women might enjoy sex, except for the segments stating that she's probably not going to get it from men, and if she tries to teach him, it probably won't be very effective for very long. It frames all male sexual desire in terms more suitable for a dog in heat. The only way for a woman to get a man to stop trying to have sex with her is apparently to present the very idea as ludicrous. No, she can't simply tell him she's not interested, she has to actively mock the idea that she would ever possibly be. Ironically, the article seems to be written by a man.
** [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop TL;DR version]]: Men are perverts and [[AllMenAreRapists rapists,]] that only want to rape girls, [[AllWomenArePrudes and that no women has]] ''[[AllWomenArePrudes any]]'' [[AllWomenArePrudes interest in sex.]] '''[[AllWomenArePrudes EVER.]]''' ''Great essay, guys.''
-->However, in both cases, it is nearly unstoppable--and I say "nearly" because the only possibility of getting out clean lies in your ability to generate substantive and believable ridicule. You must be totally disappointed in him. Presuming you're not dating a rapist ... letting your male friend know the prospect of sex with him is a major yawn is probably the best deterrent.
* {{Discussed|Trope}} and {{subverted|Trope}} in a Website/{{Cracked}} article about [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/mathematical-proof-that-media-sexist-bad-at-math how the Media is sexist and bad at]] [[WritersCannotDoMath math.]] The article also goes out to [[DefiedTrope disprove]] AllWomenArePrudes at the same time.

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-->'''Dana (to Tom)''': --->'''Dana:''' ''[to Tom]'' It's just an idea. You don't have to bend over backwards to accomodate me.
-->'''Zack''':
accommodate me.\\
'''Zack:'''
Ooh! Bend over backwards to accommodate ''me''!
* [[http://everything2.com/user/iceowl/writeups/Things+I+need+to+tell+my+teenaged+daughters+about+boys Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys]] explicitly describes all teenage boys attempting to have sex with a young woman as little more than rapists who cannot comprehend the idea that women might actually enjoy sex. Ironically, the list itself makes little reference to the idea a young women might enjoy sex, except for the segments stating that she's probably not going to get it from men, and if she tries to teach him, it probably won't be very effective for very long. It frames all male sexual desire in terms more suitable for a dog in heat. The only way for a woman to get a man to stop trying to have sex with her is apparently to present the very idea as ludicrous. No, she can't simply tell him she's not interested, she has to actively mock the idea that she would ever possibly be. Ironically, the article seems to be written by a man.
** [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop TL;DR version]]: Men are perverts and [[AllMenAreRapists rapists,]] that only want to rape girls, [[AllWomenArePrudes and that no women has]] ''[[AllWomenArePrudes any]]'' [[AllWomenArePrudes interest in sex.]] '''[[AllWomenArePrudes EVER.]]''' ''Great essay, guys.''
-->However, in both cases, it is nearly unstoppable--and I say "nearly" because the only possibility of getting out clean lies in your ability to generate substantive and believable ridicule. You must be totally disappointed in him. Presuming you're not dating a rapist ... letting your male friend know the prospect of sex with him is a major yawn is probably the best deterrent.
* {{Discussed|Trope}} and {{subverted|Trope}} in a Website/{{Cracked}} article about [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/mathematical-proof-that-media-sexist-bad-at-math how the Media is sexist and bad at]] [[WritersCannotDoMath math.]] The article also goes out to [[DefiedTrope disprove]] AllWomenArePrudes at the same time.
''me''!

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Unit-M}}'', when Shield [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/28/ posts a photo]] of herself in a low cut workout top online, shes quickly [[http://Unitmcomics.thecomicseries.com/comics/29/ deluged]] with vile, sexually explicit messages.


* Kreia in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'' assumes the player (if male) only accepts Visas and the Handmaiden into the party because he might get to have sex with them. Those dialogue trees have some insanely funny {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, including such gems as [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "charge up her loading ramp."]]

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* Kreia in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'' assumes the player (if male) only accepts Visas and the Handmaiden into the party because he might get to have sex with them. Those dialogue trees have some insanely funny {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, including such gems as [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "charge up her loading ramp."]]"


* Henchmen (except TYGER guards and Arkham Knight's militia) always have pervy dialog when talking about the female characters, despite the fact that they will try their best to punch Catwoman and Batgirl to death while making those remarks in combat challenges.

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* Henchmen in the ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries'' (except TYGER guards and Arkham Knight's militia) always have pervy dialog when talking about the female characters, despite the fact that they will try their best to punch Catwoman and Batgirl to death while making those remarks in combat challenges.

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* Henchmen (except TYGER guards and Arkham Knight's militia) always have pervy dialog when talking about the female characters, despite the fact that they will try their best to punch Catwoman and Batgirl to death while making those remarks in combat challenges.

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* ''Literature/WhatTheHellDidIJustReadANovelOfCosmicHorror'': When Marconi enlists online messageboard members to describe the appearance of John, Dave and Amy, a large portion of the comments on Amy's appearance are perverse.

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* Between Quark and Grilka in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' while celebrating (prematurely) Quark's apparent success in saving her house. I really am grateful for all youve done, Quark. Thats why Im going to let you take your hand off my thigh, instead of shattering every bone in your body.

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* Invoked in ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' when Blanche thinks Father Frank is attracted to Dorothy:
--> '''Dorothy:''' Blanche, the man is a priest!
--> '''Blanche:''' The man is a ''man!''

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* In ''Lightnovel/IAmBehemothOfTheSRankButIAmMistakenAsACatAndILiveAsAPetOfElfGirl'', the entire male population of a city drools and leers over the female main character, Aria. Her GagBoobs and official adventuring attire don't help. She's aware of it, but ignores it, most of the time.

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* The developer of VideoGame/YandereSimulator is a HUGE pervert.


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** Chris and Brian. Also many of the male characters like Carter.

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* ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' plays this straight with more than one villain:
** Literally ''every'' scene Sugou Nobuyuki shares with Asuna has him drooling all over her. He [[PervertedSniffing sniffs her hair]] while she's [[DudeShesLikeInAComa in a coma]], traps her in ALO just to lord over her in a bird cage, constantly gropes and sniffs her, and finally licks her face and rips her clothes off before [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil trying to rape her outright]]. He's even worse in the video game continuity, where he [[PowerPerversionPotential takes advantage of his super account to override Kayaba's Harassment Code and sexually assaults more than one female player]], and his Oberon self in ''Accel World vs. Sword Art Online'' lewds over several other girls before becoming [[SingleTargetSexuality fixated on Asuna]].
** During the Fairy Dance arc, one of Sugou's henchmen starts groping Asuna after recapturing her, only to get bitten for his troubles.

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