History Funny / TheSpoonyExperiment

** "Oh my God, Jocilyn, head for the exit! [[Film/BackToTheFuture The ducks - they found me! I don't know how, but they found me!]]"

** "I better get back to my dorm, [[ShowerOfAngst take a cold shower]] and post something emo on MySpace. I just [[TemptingFate hope I don't run into fucking Zell]]." (Runs into Zell) "D'OH!"

* His [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/phantasmagoria take]] on ''VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh'' will have you laughing uncontrollably about every ten seconds. Really amazing stuff considering it's his first full LP, and it's the first time he's played the game. "Phantasmagoria: The Quest for the Wallet!" "Oh my god, it's a gay version of me!" "All right, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', let's dance!" "Someone has sand in his vagina!" "When the bouncer at the scummy club knows your date by her first name, it's not a good sign!"

*** He also dedicates the first half of the video to explaining why it is ThatOneLevel, in which he reveals that, in SWAT 4-speak, [[WesternTerrorists "highly-trained millita"]] means [[BadassArmy "government-quality trained United States Army unit]], [[OneManArmy with drills by Rambo]], [[TakingYouWithMe a lack of respect for their own lives in pursuit of the mission]] (this is the justification for the [[TimedMission timer]]), and a knowledge of game mechanics". That last one leads to the ending text helpfully noting that [[ItMakesSenseInContext bathrooms are the safest room in the case of invasion by armed forces]].

** "[[BlahBlahBlah Blah blah blah death and suffering and pain]] ''for fuck's sake'', man, [[AcceptableTargets buy a Stabbing Westward CD]], [[AnimeHair buy a comb]], just '''shut the fuck up!!!'''"

** "I better get back to my dorm, [[ShowerOfAngst take a cold shower]] and [[AcceptableTargets post something emo on MySpace]]. I just [[TemptingFate hope I don't run into fucking Zell]]." (Runs into Zell) "D'OH!"

* Spoony's [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/02/28/vlog-2-27-10-tna-impact/ February 27, 2010 Vlog]], a 90 minute long video picking apart an episode of [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} TNA Impact]], is worth sitting through, if only for the moment when he completely loses his fudge over seeing a sign in the audience declaring that Wrestling/ScottHall [[TheAlcoholic rules]].

** [[Film/TheRoom Oh hai Black Lantern Spoony! ]]

[[AC:''Film/CaptainAmerica1979'' & ''Film/CaptainAmericaIIDeathTooSoon'']]

--> ''"(after the camera lingers on pipes in the ceiling) Hey look-- Duct Tales! Get it? [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Duct Tales]]? [[AC: *SLAP*]] [[AC: *SLAP*]] [[AC: *SLAP*]] [[AC: *SLAP*]] (Spoony yelps after each slap and then bursts into tears) [[DespairEventHorizon Oh my god... I wish this game would DIE!]]''"

* His take on [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/phantasmagoria Phantasmagoria 2]] will have you laughing uncontrollably about every ten seconds. Really amazing stuff considering it's his first full LP, and it's the first time he's played the game. "Phantasmagoria: The Quest for the Wallet!" "Oh my god, it's a gay version of me!" "All right, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', let's dance!" "Someone has sand in his vagina!" "When the bouncer at the scummy club knows your date by her first name, it's not a good sign!"

*** [[CatapultNightmare * gasp* I forgot to Tivo]] Series/{{Smallville}}!!

** "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE WAS MY [[TokenMinority TOKEN GAY FRIEND]]!"

** "Oh my God, Jocilyn, head for the exit! [[Film/BackToTheFuture The ducks--they found me! I don't know how, but they found me!]]"

** Also when Paul Giamatti shows up. "[[Film/{{Sideways}} I am not drinking any FUCKIN' MERLOT]]!!!"
** [[RunningGag "I]] ''[[ShoutOut HEARD THAT]]'', [[MemeticMutation Quinlan!!"]]

** Christopher Walken reading Literature/{{Twilight}}, Literature/MobyDick and Literature/WatershipDown, as well as a few other books.

** (A rat-like monster appears) "Oh my god, it's Blob from ''VideoGame/{{Phantasmagoria 2}}'', and she's back from hell!"
** "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ripper!"

--->'''Quinlan:''' [turns around] I heard that.\\

** "Let's see what we've got...beer bottles, pizza, porno mags, and a Game Boy DS. Hey, wait, this is ''my'' room!"

* In a CallBack, using the {{Narm}}-ish splat sound effect from ''VideoGame/TheRingTerrorsRealm'' to accompany a character falling from a great height (and in the actual game, improbably surviving unharmed).

* Before he starts playing, he mentions that the graphics remind him of a game on the Dreamcast about Film/TheRing, saying that he hasn't (at the time) played it, [[TemptingFate but it did not look fun to play at all.]] [[HilariousInHindsight Cut to a few years later, and...]]

** But here's what really happened: clip from ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', where the game's star played Wolf.

----> [[Film/SuperMarioBros Koopa]]: Monkey!

** Followed by his reaction to Rikku's [[UncannyValley glass-eyed exclamation]] of the answer. Also mentioning how "monkey" is somehow a [[HongKongDub six syllable word]].

* ''[reading a shopkeeper's text]'' "I've got this key with the emblem of Besaid on it. How does-" ''' ''900,000 GIL?!'' ''' Eat my tits! This ain't exactly a mint condition copy of [[SuperMan Action Comics #1]] you know. The fuck do I care about a key?!... I'll be back.

* Describing the storyline where Wrestling/{{Edge}} kidnapped Wrestling/PaulBearer, and proceeded to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}} by destroying mannequins dressed as Bearer week after week as "like Spy versus Spy".

* Wondering at how no one in ''Film/{{Contagion}}'' covers their mouth when they cough.

* His re-enactment of [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Gandalf vs. the Balrog]], where he pulls out a machine gun and a [[strike:phaser]] phazor, and when that doesn't work, [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome he busts out an]] [[{{BFG}} M79 grenade launcher.]]

* "Billy, tell [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] about Disneyland."

--->'''Noah:''' It's so boring and simplistic i just want to- ''[game crash]'' ''COCKSUCKER MOTHER OF A DUNG MERCHANT '''FUCK'''''!!

* His random cursing every time the game crashes.
** '''Spoony:''' [[ClusterFBomb MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKING SUPER]][[CountryMatters C--T]], [[ClusterFBomb SON OF A FUCK]]!!
** '''Spoony:''' ''[[ClusterFBomb COCKSUCKER, MOTHER OF A DUNG MERCHENT, FUCK]]!!!''

--> '''Fire Bender''': Fire [[StreetFighter hadouken!]]

--->'''Ultimate Spoony:''' "Load the squirt head with the water. LOAD IT WITH THE SUDS! [[CrossesTheLineTwice SQUEEEEEEZE THE WARRIORS HEAD UNTIL HE SQUIRTS ALL OVER YOUR CHILDREEEN! AHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!]] [[UpToEleven Pump The Warrior's head until he SPRAAAAYS ALL OVER YOUR CHILDREEEN!]]"\\\\

** Spoony has to make a NiceHat out of a toilet paper. It is glorious. [[UpToEleven Later he has to wear a towel on top of that]] while Brad [[strike: has]] chooses to wear his socks on his hands.

--> Spoony: [[Film/RoadHouse I used to fuck guys like you in]] VideoGame/{{Tekken}}. *cue throat rip!*

** Mocking the HollywoodNerd angle of Electro before he became a supervillain. You can tell he's a nerd, because he wears glasses, and has messy hair, and is carrying ''schematics''.

*** When he comes across an enemy rambling about ThoseTwoBadGuys, Spoony asks, "Why do you care where the Penis Brothers are? [[TemptingFate As long as they're not here...!]]" [[SpeakOfTheDevil Of course, they immediately show up.]]

--->"I even used my real name! [[WhatAnIdiot You voted for a guy]] named ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Dr. Insano!]]''!"\\

'''Yuna:''' [[WhatAnIdiot Key-mon?]]\\

* Juxtaposing Snow attempting to convince the Psicoms that he and the others are trying to protect Cocoon with an earlier scene of Snow walking out into a crowd of people, [[WhatAnIdiot firing a machinegun in the air and shouting "I am a Pulse L'cie! I'm here to kill you all!"]]

-->'''Spoony:''' Look how cool he plays this, right? I mean, they just completely call him on his bullshit, then he just switches to [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine-mode]] and is all like, "Yes, that was but a [[WhatAnIdiot lame example]] of my ultimate power. I can do so much more."

** "Oh, if only [[WhatAnIdiot I had a time machine so I could go back in time and prevent Jet from stealing the hangglider]]- hey!"

---->'''"DIE! DIE! DIE YOU FUCKER!"''' (After killing the enemy, he turns to his team, who were standing behind him doing nothing while he was getting shot) '''"FUCK YOU GUYS TOO!"'''