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* "This message will self-destruct in one second." "Huh?" ''(BOOM!!!)''

* "Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "THAT'S RIGHT, MATRIX; YOU DID!!!" "ILied."
** "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS [=AWESOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo=]...!"

* "How do you attract a man?" "I spear him, gut him, then wear him."

* "So we cut back to Johnny's village..." "Riiii-co-la!"

** "Listen, you're probably figuring out by now that we Psychlos are not very smart. In fact, the only reason we're able to take over any galaxies at all is that we ''fart'' nuclear bombs out of our anuses." "Oh. So, none of this has to do with strategic planning or superior intellect?" "Nope, it's just ''FARTING'' BOMBS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

* "So what's your name?" "And if you can, please say it without rappin--" ''(kids start rapping)'' "--you son of a bitch."

** "Hell, where's '''''Film/{{KAZAAM}}''''' when you need him?!?" "--WAIT! NO! NO! GO BACK TO THE KIDS! GO BACK TO THE KIDS!"

** "NO! NO! That does not happen movie! That just DOES! NOT! HAPPEN! Unless you, oh, I don't know, [[BigWordShout EXPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!]]"

--->'''Critic:''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis JUST... EX... PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]''''' ''[death, destruction and doom [[HilarityEnsues ensue]]; critic double takes at destruction]'' ... Sorry.

* His reaction to Garrett giving in to Kayley's request to join him, with him mocking the two characters.

* "[[FetishRetardant There IS something about a man who]] [[{{Squick}} can lick his own back...]]" ".......What am I supposed to say to that?"

* "'''WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.'''" "I AM ACTING."

* "Oh! It's a phone call from reality!" "HELL-LOOO!!!"

* "Hello, I would like to buy a dozen roses." "HEY, JACKASS! I'M CLOSING MY STORE IN 30 SECONDS!!" "[[MotorMouth Heresthemoneykeepthechangehellodoggiebye!]]"

* "[[MemeticMutation I must]] [[BadassBoast break you.]]" "'''HA!!!''' [[InsultBackfire Joke's on you,]] [[InaneBlabbering the right side of his mouth is already broken!]]"

* "It's time!" "[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment It's time!]]" "[[BrokenRecord It's time!]]" "[[OverlyLongGag It's Time!]]" "[[SuddenlyShouting IS IT TIME?!?!]]"

-->'''Zigzag:''' Now that I have the balls--\\

* "She can't swim!" "SHE CAN'T SWIM?!! YOU'RE IN A PLACE CALLED WATERWORLD AND YOU CAN'T SWIM?!?! That's like being in the Arctic and not knowing how to put on a coat! Some things just go without saying!"

** "POINT MADE." "''(puts gun down)'' Oh thank GOD!"

* The opening sequence, which plasters Doug's wonderful mug over various posters from other Ah-nold movies, all set to the StupidStatementDanceMix of "Put That Cookie Down".

* The "Arnold!" song. No, not the "[[StupidStatementDanceMix Put that cookie DAUN]]!" one.
** "ARNOOOOLD!" [[LockAndLoadMontage "HE'S PUTTING THINGS INTO THIIIINGS."]]

* Johnny blows up at Mark and sulks into the bathroom. Lisa decides this would be a [[WhatAnIdiot perfect opportunity to phone Mark while Johnny is obviously in earshot]]. The Critic lampshades the hell out of this stunningly stupid moment.

--> "Oh, I just remembered [[MaleGaze the reasons]] I love her so much: [[BuxomIsBetter one on the left, and one on the right]]."

* As the RunningGag for this episode, we have his constant requests for the movie to explain things....

** ...which comes to a climax by causing one of the two ''consecutive'' [[AngstNuke nuclear explosions]].

* As RunningGag for this episode, we have his constant requests for the movie to explain things...
-->"EXPLAIN, MOVIE! EXPLAIN!"\\\
"Hey, remember me? I'm the audience. You wanna fill me in on what the fuck's going on?"\\\
"NO! NO! That does not happen movie! That just DOES! NOT! HAPPEN! Unless you, oh, I don't know, '''[[BigWordShout EXPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!]]'''"

* "Oh, no! She's very, very, very, very, very, very, very slowly coming after us! We only have ''hours'' to escape! Hours!"

* [[Film/SuperMarioBros "Monkey!"]]

* "Moses Moses" and the reference to the ''Film/SuperMarioBros'' movie.

* His reaction to James Earl Jones turning into a snake. His lack of emotion makes it even better.

* When James Earl Jones urges a woman to jump off a cliff through his CultOfPersonality, [[Creator/{{Disney}} Goofy]] screams. Even if you don't know where it's from, it's still hilarious.

* The scene where Conan beheads James Earl Jones and then throws his head down the steps, dubbed over with "Ow. Ow. Owowowowowow."

'''Johnny!Critic:''' ''I'm standing right here, man!''\\

* The ending is freaking hilarious, bringing the {{Narm}} UpToEleven for laughs. The reaction shots of Rob are even better.

* "Franchise/MyLittlePony, the Franchise/CareBears, Series/{{Teletubbies}}, Toys/CabbagePatchKids, WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs, Franchise/{{Barbie}}, WesternAnimation/{{Pound Puppies|1980s}}, WesternAnimation/RainbowBrite, WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake, [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney the Dinosaur]], all the ''Film/{{High School Musical}}s'', WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}, and the goddamn [[WesternAnimation/TheGetAlongGang Get Along Gang]] are fucking [[TestosteronePoisoning BUTCH]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes compared to this!"]]

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-->'''Critic:''' A hurricane was spotted on the Eastern Coast -- ''(FreakOut [[{{Undercrank}} in fast motion]])'' -- '''[[YouCanPanicNow PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]''' ''(HeadDesk)''

'''Linkara:''' ''(suddenly calm)'' Okay.

** ''(Explosion)'' "WOW! It [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] so high it's '''''[[UpToEleven nearly in orbit!]]'''''"

-->'''Critic (as Rocky):''' ''[[WhatTheHellHero Damnit Paulie!]]'' [[WhatAnIdiot I asked you to do two things!!!]] [[PreemptiveShutUp Shut up]], [[AssInAmbassador and not start an international incident]], ''[[NiceJobBreakingItHero you didn't do either!!]]''

'''Critic imitating the exterminator''': [[SarcasmMode You wanna make me a millionaire?]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough Richest exterminator in the world?]] [[WhatAnIdiot WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!]]"

-->'''Critic!Hughes:''' There! I did it! I finally did it! I wrote the '''worst''' ''Film/HomeAlone'' script '''ever'''! I know I'm contractually obligated to make one more movie, but [[SpringtimeForHitler this script is so bad, that no studio would ever buy it]]. (''laughs'') What are they gonna do, hire the director of ''Beverly Hills Chihuahua'' to direct it? (''laughs in disbelief'') No studio's that stupid! (''laughs some more'') John Hughes, you're a genius! (''continues to laugh as he walks off screen'')\\

'''Critic!Hughes:''' (''in agony'') My career is over!!

''(Alex's sister {{Jaw Drop}}s; cut to Critic!Hughes chucking down a bottle of whisky)''\\

-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Critic!Drago]]:''' Um... I don't know what you guys normally do, [[RussianReversal but in Russia,]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim we just punch one another.]]

-->'''Critic!Bill's Dad''': How dare you mourn the loss of your one and only brother! [''[[AbusiveParents slap]]'']

-->No, Critic. There is one movie that you have overlooked. A Sci Fi film that is so terrible, it makes my nipples tingle with fear!
* Not to mention his over the top presentation of the movie, as well as the Critic's equally-over-the-top reaction.
-->[[LargeHam BATTLEFIELD EARRRRRRRRRRRRTH]]!!!
* Shaming the Present Critic:
-->'''Ma-Ti:''' What happened to you, man? You used to have ''strong, plentiful balls!''\\
'''Critic:''' I do! My balls are still strong! [[TooMuchInformation And extremely plentiful!]]
* "It's hard to believe that such a ''handsome'' man could become even 'handsomener'...'handsomen'...prettier." And later: "I am your Jesus."

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-->'''Announcer:''' This week on... [[Creator/{{Syfy}} See]][[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY Fee]]? S-Y-F-Y? Eh, Um, [[Wrestling/WWESmackDown that wrestling channel]].

* [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 I don't know where, I don't know how, but I know soooomething's starting right nooooooooooow!]]

-->'''Critic:''' (''moving like a bad animatronic'') I will be your guide on "The Flinstones Ride"!

* "Now, I don't want to give anything away here, but... ''one'' of these guys is going to be the villain. Can you guess who?" ''(arrow points at KingArthur)'' "Wow, you're a dumbass."

--> "SHE embarrassed the... SHE embarr.. DO YOU EVEN SEE [[Series/Dinosaurs EARL SINCLAIR]] OVER THERE?!"