History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2010Episodes

''(shot of Johnny walking to the bathroom, with his ass in plain view, but censored by a donkey head)''\\

* "Wow... So [[Creator/JohnHughes the guy who wrote]] ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'' and ''Film/PrettyInPink'' actually had to write the words "He farted Flubber out of his anus." This is a sad day, people!"

* '''[[TasteTheRainbow TASTE THE RAINBOW]] [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKA!!!]]'''

* ''"MAN-TITS AWAYYY!"''

* --> Him describing Tack as looking like "Beetlejuice's Raggedy Ann doll."

** The build-up to the "corn dog" line.

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* "So Teddy meets up with Molly again as they head back to his place for some [[IncrediblyLamePun Tyrannosaurus sex]]."

* After seeing all the {{Incredibly Lame Pun}}s: "Ow, ow, joke hurting me!"

'''Critic:''' Gladly! ''([[IncrediblyLamePun blows into his own thumb to simulate inflation, then flips him the bird]])''

* [[IncrediblyLamePun "His acting was a bit wooden."]] *rimshot*

-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Critic Drago]]:''' Um... I don't know what you guys normally do, [[RussianReversal but in Russia,]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim we just punch one another.]]

-->'''Critic:''' ''(Main/{{Gasp}})'' You don't mean...?!

-->'''Critic:''' Oh. ''(thinks about it for a few seconds; Main/{{Gasp}})''

'''Critic:'''And if you can, please say it without rappin- ''(kids start rapping)'' -you son of a bitch.

'''Robin:'' I'm gonna beat the ''black'' off of you! ''(another clip)'' Don't fight fair. ''(another clip)'' I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. ''(another clip)'' Knock the ''hell'' out of them kids! ''(another clip)'' Test-tube baby.\\

'''Critic:''' [[WTHCastingAgency Oh, and the fact that you're JOHN SHAFT AND YOU'RE TALKING TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR]]!!!

* Lampshading how a barely-disguised Ruber uses Julianna to [[SwissCheeseSecurity get into Camelot]].
-->'''Guard:''' It's Lady Julianna! Lower the bridge at once!\\
'''Critic (as the guard): [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Also let in]] the [[DarkIsEvil dark shadowy figure]] with the black hood, black horse and black saddle. [[SarcasmMode I'm sure he can be totally trusted!]]

** Also Critic pointing out how Garrett's singer sounds nothing like his voice actor.

---->'''Critic:''' SORRY, I'M GOING FOR TWO!! ''[death, destruction and doom [[HilarityEnsues ensue]]]''

'''Critic:''' Well, you'd better work in growing that penis, Honey! It's the {{Dark Age|Europe}}s, it sucks for everybody.

* "Now, I don't want to give anything away here, but... ''one'' of these guys is going to be the villain. Can you guess who?" ''(arrow points at Myth/KingArthur)'' "Wow, you're a dumbass."
* All of his complaints about how Ruber is ObviouslyEvil.

* At Kayley's ripped off looks: ''(without missing a beat)'' "Cut to years later as Kayley is grown up into--Hi Belle from ''[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Beauty and the Beast!]]'' Fancy seeing your image being shamelessly ripped off here! I mean, my God, they're not even trying! It's Belle! It's fucking Belle!"
** "Okay, okay, maybe I'm being too critical, I mean... Maybe she just looks like her. (While playing clips from both movies that look more than suspiciously similar) It's not like both run through the fields with their arms open, feed animals at a farm nor sing a song about wanting more out of life and being stuck in an environment that doesn't welcome her free spirit... ({{Beat}}) ... Oh, wait, '''YES, THEY FUCKING DO!!'''"

* "I should know! I speak... horn!..."

* The clips from ''Film/SinCity'' with "''The Prayer''" as background music.

** [[HeroicBSOD "I'm sorry!]] WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot [[HeroicBSOD made me do it!"]]
** "I... I understand."

'''Critic:''' ...FUCK YOU, BITCH! (whips out pistol and shoots)''

* [[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty! I've transformed myself into a withering black lady!]]

'''[[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly]]:''' Y-You don't just walk into a store and buy plutonium!

* [[Film/ThePhantomMenace "Duel of the Fates"]] playing during the climactic thumb-war sequence. Similarly, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' theme playing when the flying boat appears in the climax.

* The Annoy-o-meter: Creator/MichaelMoore - [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Short Round]] - The dog from VideoGame/DuckHunt - Edward from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' - "The racist robots" (Skids and Mudflap) from ''[[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Transformers 2]]'' - [[Film/RushHour Chris Tucker]] - [[Franchise/StarWars Jar Jar Binks]]. Drop Dead Fred slides in between the last two.

* "I've never seen a book so in touch with evil since ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''!"

* "I have officially become a vampire! Uh, not one of those [[Literature/{{Twilight}} sparkling ones]], though, [[YourVampiresSuck they totally suck ass]]."

** Here is the full list: He's annoying. He's obnoxious. He won't shut up. He's a pansie [sic]. He sings to flowers. He's as bland as Edward from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. He's vomitingly cute. His logic makes no sense. He needs to die. He's looks like a rejected muppet. He's a coward. He has three teeth. He lives a delusional nutball. He lives in Central Park yet is still alive. He's ruining this whole friggin' movie, as well as cinema in general. The [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory oompa loompas]] could beat him up. He makes [[Film/AustinPowers Mini-Me]] look tall. He gets excited when toddlers kiss him. He's the only troll more annoying than the ones from Encyclopedia Dramatica. A termite has bigger balls than him. Did I mention he's annoying?

-->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]]:''' [[BishieSparkle It's like diamonds!]]

* The different variations of the reviewers: WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob as the world's greatest porn star; [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] as head of [[Creator/DCComics DC]] ''and'' [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]; WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick as a mother of one, happily married to the child's stay-at-home dad, whilst also having become the most respected director in cinema today (She remarks that she can call her ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' remake ''"Twilight: The Good Version"'' simply because she's directing), with a close friendship & working relationship with Nella to boot; [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] as the Nostalgia Critic beloved even by [[StrawFan Douchey McNitpick]]; and [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] as the President Of United States. WebVideo/{{Phelous}}, however, gets killed when Joe blows up Canada. The Nostalgia Critic's reactions seal the whole deal.

** Immediately before that, playing [[Film/MaryPoppins "Go Fly A Kite"]] as Hulk prepares to ride off on his rigged motercycle.

'''Critic''': "Yeah, your pants feel a lot heavier, don't they?"

* How he mentions the kid from the Giggles cookies commercial is laughing harder than someone stoned of their ass.

* Critic's [[StylisticSuck parody]] of the unbelievably generic songs in the film. Made even ''funnier'' when you look at the lower left-hand corner and see the words "Directed by [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]]".