History Funny / SouthParkTheStickOfTruth

* Have you ever tried to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gMjJRXW9fI take Butters to the bank]]?

* The final battle is hilariously unexpected enough (you have to fight Kenny and, yes, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain you have to KILL Kenny]] - which you only get to do by [[BrickJoke farting on his balls]]), but the game takes it UpToEleven by having [[ItMakesSenseInContext a naked, middle-aged man standing right in the background]]. If you have the uncensored version of the game, [[BrainBleach you will be seeing his naked, shriveled penis throughout the entire battle]]. The music for the final boss battle: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAz5Pf8dsXo Kawaii Princess Kenny]].

** The icon for the class? A demonic head wearing a NiceHat.

--> '''Randy:''' First time being probed? Yeah, [[{{Understatement}} it's a bit of a pain]], [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere but it's what you have to put up with living in a remote mountain village]]. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint At least we don't have traffic.]]

* Just... the Nazi Zombies, voiced by Hitler, in general. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's just so]] [[RefugeInAudacity horribly offensive.]] More so when you reach the abortion clinic and fight Zombie Nazi ''fetuses'' with chipmunk voices. There's even an achievement for farting on a dead nazi zombie aborted fetus. Said achievement is named "Just wrong".

* Just... the Nazi Zombies, voiced by Hitler, in general. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's just so]] [[RefugeInAudacity horribly offensive.]] More so when you reach the abortion clinic and fight Zombie Nazi ''fetuses'' with chipmunk voices.

* The other two of Kenny's abilities are quite powerful. If you fail the minigame, Kenny will be horribly killed, though the attack still goes off. (Don't worry. He comes back on his own after 2 turns.)

* The continuation of the RunningGag which sees Kevin turn up to play with the other kids in a sci-fi costume, when the others are dressed like fantasy characters. The conversation continues on Facebook. Cartman is still pissed.

* Just... the Nazi Zombies, voiced by Hitler, in general. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's just so]] [[RefugeInAudacity horribly offensive.]] More so when you reach the abortion clinic and fight Zombie Nazi ''fetuses,'' complete with high pitched voices.
* Kyle's most devastating [=AoE=] attack is Rain of Arrows, where he orders his elven army to shower his enemies with sharp, pointy death. If you fail the minigame (and you likely will--there is VERY little room for error), Kyle will misdirect his soldiers and they fire out of sync and target. At least one unfortunate elf will run from your side of the screen, arrows sticking out of him. On the flip-side, his most powerful single-target Holy ability is to "summon an elemental spirit from the North", i.e. he kicks Ike at his enemies.

* BrownNote. A powerful damage and debuff ability that affects every enemy, performed by Jimmy the Bard, using a massive alphorn that needs to be mounted on a ''Swiss skiing alp.'' Made better by his quips during casting.

* Pretty much any joke made about the player character being a silent protagonist- Being completely mute in almost every major scene and only getting mild bewilderment in response.
* There are multiple Let's Play series of this game out there. Just hearing how the players react to some of the crazy stuff in the game is funny.

* Kyle and Cartman don't have Buddy Command abilities, since they are the New Kid's kings from their respective factions, so whenenever you try to get the New Kid to give Kyle or Cartman orders outside of combat, Kyle will straight up refuse, while Cartman will mock you for trying. Cartman's sarcasm is much funnier compared to Kyle's bluntness.

** On the topic of AIDS, one of the junk items you can pick up is AIDS. It's description?

* Before the final battle, when Princess Kenny betrayed the rest of the group. Morgan Freeman shows up to say why she does this and give an over-complicated backstory for her. When Kyle asks why Morgan always gives long, overly-complicated backstories to explain {{Shocking Swerve}}s like this one, he answered that every time he explains something, he earns a freckle. Then he earns a freckle.

* Tweek screaming in terror when you fart in his presence during Cartman's ''Attack the School'' quest.

* The final battle is hilariously unexpected enough (you have to fight Kenny and, yes, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain you have to KILL Kenny]] - which you only get to do by [[BrickJoke farting on his balls]]), but the game takes it UpToEleven by having [[ItMakesSenseInContext a naked, middle-aged man standing right in the background]]. If you have the uncensored version of the game, [[BrainBleach you will be seeing his naked, shriveled penis throughout the entire battle]]. The music for the final boss battle: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAz5Pf8dsXo Kawaii Princess Kenny]].]]

-->'''Cartman''': [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, right away, my lord, you want me to lick your asshole all clean while I'm at it?]]

* Kyle and Cartman don't have Buddy Command abilities, since they are the New Kid's kings from their respective factions, so whenenever you try to get the New Kid to give Kyle or Cartman orders outside of combat, Kyle will straight up refuse, while Cartman will mock you for trying.

* Kyle and Cartman don't have Buddy Command abilities, so whenenever you try to get the New Kid to give Kyle or Cartman orders outside of combat, Kyle will straight up refuse, while Cartman will mock you for trying.

* When the player attacks people, they all yell in pain and call out on your actions. But when you hit Mrs Cartman and Mr Slave, their reaction... [[TooKinkyToTorture is unique]].

-->'''Cartman''': You got all the DLCs?! Fucking bullshit. My fucking bitch mom only bought me one DLC!

-->'''Cartman''': You got all the DLC's?! Fucking bullshit. My fucking bitch mom only bought me one DLC!

-->'''Cartman:''' We need a savior to undo that which has been did.
-->'''Kyle:''' I'll do it.
-->'''Cartman:''' (completely deadpan) Jews can't be saviors.

-->'''Kevin''': ''[While dressed as Series/{{S|tarTrekTheOriginalSeries}}pock]'' Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Klingons!
-->'''Cartman''': ''(facepalming)'' ...Kevin, God damn it. Every fucking time, Kevin. God fucking damn it, seriously.

-->'''Kyle:''' Okay, Ike: kick the baby!
-->'''Ike:''' Don't kick the goddamn baby!

-->'''New Kid/Dovahkin:''' [[SuddenlyVoiced Screw you guys,]] [[BorrowedCatchphrase I'm going home.]]

* After learning the Squeaky Sneaker, Randy still karate kicks Mr. Mackey unconscious. You can go back into the bathroom and check on him, still out cold.

* When Trey and Matt come on stage during E3 to do the reveal of the game, Trey gives this little number, taking a pot-shot at Microsoft and the Xbox, who had been heavily pushing their phone -> tablet -> console integration.

** [[BitingTheHandHumor They were standing on MICROSOFT's stage when they did this]].

** This moment from the same trailer:

* The continuation of the RunningGag which sees Kevin turn up to play with the other kids in a sci-fi costume, when the others are dressed like fantasy characters:

** The conversation continues on Facebook. Cartman is still pissed.
* Just... the [[spoiler:Nazi Zombies, voiced by Hitler, in general]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's just so]] [[RefugeInAudacity horribly offensive.]] [[spoiler:More so when you reach the abortion clinic and fight Zombie Nazi ''fetuses,'' complete with high pitched voices.]]
* Kyle's most devastating [=AoE=] attack is Rain of Arrows, where he orders his elven army to shower his enemies with sharp, pointy death. If you fail the minigame (and you likely will--there is VERY little room for error), Kyle will misdirect his soldiers and they fire out of sync and target. At least one unfortunate elf will run from your side of the screen, arrows sticking out of him.
** On the flip-side, his most powerful single-target Holy ability is to "summon an elemental spirit from the North", i.e. he kicks Ike at his enemies.

* The Jew class is WesternAnimation/SouthPark's way of lampooning ridiculous naming conventions for player classes. All his special attacks are based on Jewish traditions, but the [[GroinAttack Circum-scythe]] is particularly hilarious (and [[ShareTheMalePain groan-inducing]]).
* The New Kid can fart on command which is funny enough, and his current party member will either laugh or note that the New Kid may have defecated himself. Any adults in the area will tell the New Kid off ([[spoiler:except Canadian adults who find it hysterical]]) but the ''funniest'' part is that sometimes you'll hear Cartman chuckling in the distance when the New Kid farts, complete with echo effect (yes, ''[[spoiler:even in Canada]]'').

-->'''Cartman:''' Jew, huh? I guess we'll just never be friends.

* [[spoiler: Kenny's way of trying to make one of the Ginger Hall Monitor open the hall gate: lure them with his "boobs", then smash them on the head with a mirror while they're distracted.]]

** Randy comments that the locks are probably some sort of incomprehensible alien tech. ''It's a game of Simon.'' Well, the first three rounds are easy enough, but the final round is suddenly unexpectedly complicated, and when you fail, you get to watch Randy being probed. And then you get to try again... and again... and again... Oh, okay, you get to try three times, and then it goes back to being easy.
* In the alien's ship, you can find audio logs from a hobo trapped there. He complains about how he can't find any food, and all of the audio logs he finds seem to be [[ParodiedTrope "FILLER! USELESS FILLER... THEY'RE FILLER THAT'S DRIVING ME TO MADNESS!"]] [[spoiler:Close to where you find the log about him consuming the Zombie Nazi goop, you can find him as a Zombie Nazi Alien Conspiracy Hobo, complete with tin foil hat.]]

--> '''Ginger Boy:''' ''*On radio*'' I repeat, officer down! All hallway monitors to the right hallway!

--> '''Craig:''' ''*In a matter-of-fact tone*'' I'll be out of here in ten minutes.

* The subversion of HelloInsertNameHere is particularly funny if you don't see it coming (which you might not, because it's so early in the game): The character name screen comes complete with the usual assortment of capital or lower-case letters, accented letters, numbers, and punctuation, so you might end up spending several minutes typing up a cool, elaborate name, only to be called "douchebag" anyway. It also makes perfect sense that this would happen when you're introducing yourself to [[{{Jerkass}} Cartman]].
** You even get an achievement for typing in "Douchebag" and accepting it both times.
* Jimmy as "The Bard" gives buffs from the sideline to his minions via songs, which are various forms of innuendos including "YourMom" jokes.

** Made even better when he's on your side and using it; Jimmy stutters on every line and you have to button mash to get him through. At the end, upon delivering his "YourMom" joke, he drops his mic in deadpan fashion.
* Kenny using his Buddy Ability once more in the Giggling Donkey Inn.
** Cartman's response (as he's eating Cheesy Poofs) to it is, "Good job, Princess Gone Wild. Double D buddy powers."

** When you're looking for Kenny, he's in a room making moaning noises while there are thumping sounds in the background. [[spoiler: Turns out its one of the elves jumping on a bed, and Kenny is being, well, Kenny.]]

--> ''(Stan blows an absolutely ridiculous sounding war horn)''
** [[GeniusBonus It's a shophar, a specially-made horn used in several Jewish rituals.]]
* In your second night at South Park, you are awoken by the Underpants gnomes. After [[spoiler: being shrunk by them you have to follow them around the house and then fight them and the warlock who shrunk you... [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while your parents have sex]]]].
** And then, there is the battle against the Warlock Underpants Gnome. More specifically, the part where you have to avoid matrix-style [[spoiler: your dad's testicles.]]
*** Even better: the music during the battle is slow porno music.
** You want a good dose of ruined childhood to go with that? Remember [[spoiler:[[Creator/ColleenOShaughnessey who voices your mom]]; that's [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Sora]]/[[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom Jazz]]/[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Ino]]/[[WesternAnimation/SonicBoom Tails]] you're hearing during the whole thing!]]

* Cartman, despite his rage at [[spoiler:Clyde stealing the Stick and tricking the elves and humans into fighting each other]], still manages to be polite when he knocks on Clyde's door.

* Finding out that the girl's secret base is actually [[spoiler:the women's public bathroom in the park]].
* [[spoiler: Before the final battle, when Princess Kenny betrayed the rest of the group. Morgan Freeman shows up to say why she does this and give an over-complicated backstory for her. When Kyle asks why Morgan always gives long, overly-complicated backstories to explain {{Shocking Swerve}}s like this one, he answered that every time he explains something, he earns a freckle. Then he earns a freckle.]]
** This references the Season 16 episode "Obama Wins", where [[spoiler: Freeman]] appears in the episode [[spoiler: when something convoluted needs explaining, earning freckles in the process]].
** [[spoiler:Kenny also decides to ramp up the sissiness up to MagicalGirl Anime levels. Anyone who sees this will either [[LaughingMad laugh uncontrollably]], or [[SarcasmFailure stare speechlessly at the screen]].]]
* [[spoiler: The fact that Kenny ends up being the final boss in the first place. Yes, the ultimate villain of this game is a 10-year-old boy in a pretty dress. And the fact that his OneWingedAngel Nazi Zombie transformation just has him look the same (dress and all), but with green skin, a swastika armband and stock Hitler voice clips.]]

* Of all the ways [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossing the Line Twice]] can make you cringe and laugh at the same time, [[spoiler: climbing up Mr. Slave's anus takes the cake.]]
** You get an achievement for [[spoiler:summoning Mr. Slave in his own anus, stuffing an enemy in his ass into his ass]].
** The spirits of the [[spoiler:Royal animals Mr. Slave has shoved into his ass. Even better is the ballad that plays during their fights]].
** The amount of things you find in [[spoiler: Mr. Slave's anus takes disgusting and hilarious to a whole different level. Dildos and anal beads, okay. There's shit and semen all over the place, fine. But then you find an [=iPhone=] (which rings when Big Gay Al calls), a flashlight, bats, bat carcasses, the skeleton of an Underpants Gnome, Mr. Hat (which probably explains his disappearance from the show), and two commandos who have been sent to protect the Snuke]].
** [[spoiler: Oh, did we not mention the Snuke? Because that is up Mr. Slave's ass too.]]
** [[spoiler: At one point you can wander into Mr. Slave's penis. For some reason, there is shit there. At that point, you will likely want to scream to relieve yourself from the insanity.]]
** To clear a huge blockage of [[spoiler:crap in Mr. Slave's ass, you have to turn on a vibrator]]. What follows is an immensely uncomfortable and/or hilarious, and very, very long [[spoiler:"Oooh, Jesus Christ!" Emphasis on the "Oooh."]]
** And prior to entering, you can [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere opt to leave the room instead]]. [[spoiler:The snuke goes off. Roll credits.]]
** And before that, there's a cutscene where [[spoiler:Randy explains the situation.]] [[spoiler:Mr. Slave pleads to pull the snuke out of his ass.]] [[spoiler: After a [[{{Beat}} long beat]], Cartman uncertainly approaches, with his hand outstretched.]]

* The final battle is hilariously unexpected enough ([[spoiler:you have to fight Kenny and, yes, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain you have to KILL Kenny]] - which you only get to do by [[BrickJoke farting on his balls]]]]), but the game takes it UpToEleven by having [[ItMakesSenseInContext a naked, middle-aged man standing right in the background]]. If you have the uncensored version of the game, [[BrainBleach you will be seeing his naked, shriveled penis throughout the entire battle]].
** The music for the final boss battle: [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAz5Pf8dsXo Kawaii Princess Kenny]].]]

-->[[spoiler:'''New Kid/Dovahkin:''' [[SuddenlyVoiced Screw you guys,]] [[BorrowedCatchphrase I'm going home.]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Cartman:''' Wow. What a dick.]]
* Princess Kenny's...[[spoiler:"boss music."]]
* When you [[spoiler:travel to Canada you're given several jobs to do by the Prince of Canada in order to track down the Minister of Montreal, one of them being assassinating the Bishop of Banff and taking his testicles as proof of his death. While that in itself is absurdly funny, it's the Prince of Canada's reaction that nails it when you hand him the nuts.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Prince of Canada''': Yay! The Bishop's Balls!]]

-->'''Healer:''' You have been cured of Dire AIDS! You still have AIDS, but it is no longer dire.

-->It's 34.3 years later, and AIDS is STILL funny.

-->''*beat*''

* All of Al Gore's sidequest. He first has you setting up "Manbearpig" monitoring equipment and befriends you when you complete the task. Your quest then is [[spoiler:to unfriend him so he'll stop spamming your Facebook page with pathetic and needy messages. Which you do by beating him to a pulp]].
** [[spoiler: And then it turns out Manbearpig is Al Gore in disguise. So you get to beat him up again. He turns up again in the ending for some reason, ominously peering out from behind a tree in his [=ManBearPig=] costume, hinting at a sequel or DLC expansion.]]

* Appropriately enough, [[spoiler:Al Gore's]] first attack is a [[spoiler:lecture on Global Warming. It begins with a picture of his face with the caption "Invented Internet." Failing to defend against the attack puts your party to sleep just to show just how boring his lecture is.]]

** Throughout the game, the New Kid's face is totally blank. When he meets Mr Hankey, it's still blank, but you can practically see the unspoken WTF moment on his face.

* Princess Kenny's...[[spoiler:"boss music.]]

** After you rescue Kenny, Cartman asks how badly he was raped, and Kenny [[TheUnintelligible says something that sounds like]] "Not too bad."

** On the flip-side, his most powerful single-target Holy ability is to "summong an elemental spirit from the North", i.e. kicking Ike at his enemies.

** On the flip-side, his most powerful single-target Holy ability is kicking Ike at his enemies.

* The New Kid can fart on command which is funny enough, and his current party member will either laugh or note that the New Kid may have defecated himself. Any adults in the area will tell the New Kid off ([[spoiler:except Canadian adults who find it hysterical]]) but the ''funniest'' part is that sometimes you'll hear Cartman chuckling in the distance when the New Kid farts, complete with echo effect.

* If you side with the Elves instead of the humans during the raid on the school, Cartman still deludes himself into believing that the PC is simply a DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent who will betray Kyle in the end.

** With [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Unicorn Stampede,"]] Kenny summons [[SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack a magical unicorn]] to stampede his foes. The mini-game involves him nervously shifting about and preparing to mount the unicorn mid-gait. Succeed, and he rides the beast into a row of his enemies. Fail, and his head gets impaled by the unicorn's horn and it stampedes with his corpse at the forefront.

** With [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Unicorn Stampede,"]] Kenny summons [[RobotUnicornAttack a magical unicorn]] to stampede his foes. The mini-game involves him nervously shifting about and preparing to mount the unicorn mid-gait. Succeed, and he rides the beast into a row of his enemies. Fail, and his head gets impaled by the unicorn's horn and it stampedes with his corpse at the forefront.

* Brown Note. A powerful damage and debuff ability that affects every enemy, performed by Jimmy the Bard, using a massive alphorn that needs to be mounted on a ''Swiss skiing alp.'' Made better by his quips during casting.