History Funny / SouthParkTheStickOfTruth

* Mr. Hankey meeting the New Kid, who, being a HeroicMime, refuses to repeat his [[CatchPhrase Hidey-Hos]] despite being prompted to do so multiple times:

* [[WholesomeCrossdresser Kenny dressing up as a PRINCESS.]]

** Kenny's 'Charm' ability is just an Attack Down, but it has him [[CrossesTheLineTwice opening his blouse and showing his "boobs"]]. For the record, he is a ten-year-old boy. He can also kiss enemies. And he tells his sister that [[HoYay he thinks The New Kid is cute]]. Understandably, only the kids have animations reacting specifically to it.
* The other two of Kenny's abilities are quite powerful. But if you fail the minigame then Kenny gets brutally maimed in the process (but don't worry -- he comes back on his own after 2 turns.)
** With "Furry Friends," Kenny sings, and [[DisneyCreaturesOfTheFarce summons a swarm of rats]]. They climb onto him and he starts panicking. If you win the mini-game, Kenny pulls them off and directs the swarm at his enemies. Fail, he is consumed alongside his enemies.
** With [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Unicorn Stampede,"]] Kenny summons [[VideoGame/RobotUnicornAttack a magical unicorn]] to stampede his foes. The mini-game involves him nervously shifting about and preparing to mount the unicorn mid-gait. Succeed, and he rides the beast into a row of his enemies. Fail, and his head gets impaled by the unicorn's horn and it stampedes with his corpse at the forefront.

* Kenny's way of trying to make one of the Ginger Hall Monitor open the hall gate: lure them with his "boobs", then smash them on the head with a mirror while they're distracted.

* Kenny using his Buddy Ability once more in the Giggling Donkey Inn. Cartman's response (as he's eating Cheesy Poofs) to it is, "Good job, Princess Gone Wild. Double D buddy powers."
* Cartman continuously insists that the elves, after defeating Cartman and capturing Kenny, are gonna rape him. {{Lampshad|eHanging}}ing the common [[RapePillageAndBurn rape the women]] scenario sometimes found in medieval fantasy games and stories.
** When you're looking for Kenny, he's in a room making moaning noises while there are thumping sounds in the background. Turns out it's one of the elves jumping on a bed, and Kenny is being, well, Kenny.
** After you rescue Kenny, Cartman asks how badly he was raped, and Kenny [[TheUnintelligible says something that sounds like]] "Not too badly."

** Kenny also decides to ramp up the sissiness up to MagicalGirl Anime levels. Anyone who sees this will either [[LaughingMad laugh uncontrollably]], or [[SarcasmFailure stare speechlessly at the screen]].
* The fact that Kenny ends up being the final boss in the first place. Yes, the ultimate villain of this game is a 10-year-old boy in a pretty dress. And the fact that his OneWingedAngel Nazi Zombie transformation just has him look the same (dress and all), but with green skin, a swastika armband and stock Hitler voice clips.

* The final battle is hilariously unexpected enough (you have to fight Kenny and, yes, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain you have to KILL Kenny]] - which you only get to do by [[BrickJoke farting on his balls]]), but the game takes it up to eleven by having [[ItMakesSenseInContext a naked, middle-aged man standing right in the background]]. If you have the uncensored version of the game, [[BrainBleach you will be seeing his naked, shriveled penis throughout the entire battle]]. The music for the final boss battle: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAz5Pf8dsXo Kawaii Princess Kenny]].

* If you use Charm on the Mongolian kids, their normally [[EyesAlwaysShut squinted eyes]] open wide as they grab for Kenny's "boobies." Such is the power of a princess.

* The scene that follows saving Annie from some bullies. At first she's worried that the bullies broke her Justin Bieber doll, but she's relieved to find that it still ''vibrates''

* Throughout the game, the New Kid's face is totally blank. When he meets Mr Hankey, it's still blank, but you can practically see the unspoken WTF moment on his face.

She didn't talk much, but boy, did she swallow!

-->I had a nice lance that she sat upon,\\
The lady from Stonebury, who is also your mom!

* "You know what a dire X is, right? It's like X, only dire."

* Mr. Kim's hiring the New Kid to beat up the Mongolian's children, to get them to leave town so he can have his restaurant back. He obviously leans down and speaks in a loud whisper, peppering it every once in a while with a "Herro, Mongorian!" to throw off suspicion.

* Mr. Mackey is hellbent on keeping Craig in detention and is confident that the other kids won't be able to bust him out this time. Craig, [[TheComicallySerious being Craig and all]], isn't in the least bit intimidated. Then the New Kid shows up and starts wiping the floor with the hall monitors.

* The console versions of the game released in Australia and Europe had certain scenes censored and skipped over, but even this is PlayedForLaughs. The screens consist of a text paragraph making fun of the affected audience and describing the missed scene in front of a region-appropriate picture. For Australia, it's a crying koala. For Europe, it's a [[{{Facepalm}} facepalming Statue of David]].