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* Most any conversation between Raika & Ordy, befitting their ThoseTwoGuys role in the film.



* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. Their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.

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* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. Their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.amused.
--> '''Nagata:''' Like the great Jerry Lewis, sir.
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* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.

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* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. their Their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.
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* One of the ''John Paul Jones'' deckcrew freaks out when he hears that Hopper is [[ThisIsGonnaSuck now in command of the ship.]]

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* One of the ''John Paul Jones'' deckcrew freaks out when he hears that Hopper [[LeeroyJenkins Hopper]] is [[ThisIsGonnaSuck now in command of the ship.]]
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-->'''Ordy:''' *promptly puts on a radio headset* Eye on spotter, sir!

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-->'''Ordy:''' *promptly puts on a radio sound-powered phone headset* Eye on spotter, sir!
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* One of the ''John Paul Jones'' deckcrew freaks out when he hears that Hopper is [[ThisIsGonnaSuck now in command of the ship.]]
-->'''Crewman:''' Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship? This is bullshit. We're all going to die!
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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship...

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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship...
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* Just after aligning the ''Missouri'' to fire on the mothership, we get this:
-->'''''Missouri'' Veteran Crewman:''' Let's drop some lead on [[CurseCutShort this mother-]]
-->'''Hopper:''' FIRE!
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** Especially helped by the PinkPanther theme.

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** Especially helped by the PinkPanther ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' theme.
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* This little exchange during the [[LockAndLoadMontage reactivation]] of ''Missouri'':
-->'''Ordy:''' *runs into a control room and sees a USS ''North Carolina'' vet tweaking some controls*
-->'''Veteran:''' Son.
-->'''Ordy:''' *half confused* Sir?
-->'''Veteran:''' *all but glares at him* What the hell, you gonna stand there, staring at me? Get yer goddamn eye on that spotter!
-->'''Ordy:''' *promptly puts on a radio headset* Eye on spotter, sir!
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** The fact that they pause for an instant upon contact, ''then'' sink in, is particularly amusing: the pegs in the tabletop game didn't always fit perfectly into the holes on the model ships, needing a second tap to make ''them'' sink in all the way.
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** Not to mention [[BrickJoke the very end of the movie]]:

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** Not Gets referred to mention [[BrickJoke the very end of the movie]]:
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-->'''Hopper:''' Summer campu *Thinks about it* Summer camp?

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-->'''Hopper:''' Summer campu "Summer campu". *Thinks about it* Summer camp?
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--> '''Zapata''': Uh, Maybe we should call NASA.I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a...chicken burrito.

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--> '''Zapata''': Uh, Maybe we should call NASA.I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a...chicken burrito.
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* Mr. Zapata's reaction when he is informed that there are inbound objects in formation.
--> '''Zapata''': Uh, Maybe we should call NASA.I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a...chicken burrito.
--> '''Alex''': NASA have called us. They're on the phone right now. (screen cuts to a control room full of people, with a screen of Zapata behind them)
--> '''Man at NASA''': Good morning, Mr. Zapata.
--> '''Zapata''': NASA?

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--> '''Admiral Shane''': "We can discuss your "terms of surrender" over a meal. I was thinking perhaps a... chicken burrito?
--> '''Alex''': "...She told you about that, did she?"

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--> '''Admiral Shane''': "We can discuss your "terms of surrender" over a meal. I'm late for lunch. I was thinking perhaps a... think I'll have a...chicken burrito?
burrito.
--> '''Alex''': "...'''Alex''': ...She told you about that, did she?"that?
--> '''Admiral Shane''': Come on, Hopper. We can discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.
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-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me? *Cue aliens*

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-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me? *Cue aliens*aliens*
* Alex and Stone giving completely opposite motivation speeches to their crews.
* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.
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** Double the funny: it was based off of a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEb_lZTZUUg real life botched liquor store robbery]].
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{{Beat}}-->{{Beat}}

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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship, Hopper states that he finally understands what "fight where your enemy isn't" means. Nagata promptly informs him that his attack and the proverb aren't even remotely related.

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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship, Hopper states flagship...
-->'''Nagata:''' I can't believe
that he worked!
-->'''Hopper:''' Yeah, ''Art of War'', "Fight the enemy where they aren't." After all these years it
finally understands just clicked.
-->'''Nagata:''' But that's not
what "fight where your enemy isn't" means. Nagata promptly informs him that his attack and the proverb aren't it means.
{{Beat}}
-->'''Hopper:''' Really?
-->'''Nagata:''' Not
even remotely related.close.
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* The duo just before snipping.

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* The duo just before snipping.sniping.
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-->'''Hopper:''' Where'd you learn to shoot?
-->'''Nagata:''' What's the English word for it? "Summa Campu".
-->'''Hopper:''' *Thinks about it* Wait...Summer camp?
-->'''Nagata:''' When I was twelve.
-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me?! *Cue aliens*

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-->'''Hopper:''' Where'd Where did you learn to shoot?
-->'''Nagata:''' What's the English word for it? "Summa Campu".
I'm not sure how you say it in English. "Natsu Campu. Summer campu".
-->'''Hopper:''' Summer campu *Thinks about it* Wait...Summer camp?
-->'''Nagata:''' When Champion, when I was twelve.
-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me?! me? *Cue aliens*

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--> '''Admiral''': "We can discuss your "terms of surrender" over a meal. I was thinking perhaps a... chicken burrito?

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--> '''Admiral''': '''Admiral Shane''': "We can discuss your "terms of surrender" over a meal. I was thinking perhaps a... chicken burrito?


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* Hopper's attempt to rehearse his speech to Admiral Shane in the mirror.
-->'''Hopper:''' "It would be a thankful honor to have your permission to honor...your hand." *{{Beat}}* "What?"
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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship, Hopper states that he finally understands what "fight where your enemy isn't" means. Nagata promptly informs him that his attack and the proverb aren't even remotely related.

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* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship, Hopper states that he finally understands what "fight where your enemy isn't" means. Nagata promptly informs him that his attack and the proverb aren't even remotely related.related.
* The duo just before snipping.
-->'''Hopper:''' Where'd you learn to shoot?
-->'''Nagata:''' What's the English word for it? "Summa Campu".
-->'''Hopper:''' *Thinks about it* Wait...Summer camp?
-->'''Nagata:''' When I was twelve.
-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me?! *Cue aliens*
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* The alien's ammunition consists of a round cylinder with a smaller round cylinder attached to it on one end that pushes in to detonate after sticking into an enemy ship small cylinder first. In short: They are metal pegs.

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* The alien's ammunition consists of a round cylinder with a smaller round cylinder attached to it on one end that pushes in to detonate after sticking into an enemy ship small cylinder first. In short: They are metal pegs.pegs.
* After a completely [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship, Hopper states that he finally understands what "fight where your enemy isn't" means. Nagata promptly informs him that his attack and the proverb aren't even remotely related.
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* Cal's reaction when he meets Samantha and Mick.

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* Cal's reaction when he meets Samantha and Mick.Mick.
* The alien's ammunition consists of a round cylinder with a smaller round cylinder attached to it on one end that pushes in to detonate after sticking into an enemy ship small cylinder first. In short: They are metal pegs.
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** Not to mention [[BrickJoke the very end of the movie]]:
--> '''Admiral''': "We can discuss your "terms of surrender" over a meal. I was thinking perhaps a... chicken burrito?
--> '''Alex''': "...She told you about that, did she?"
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** Especially helped by the PinkPanther theme.

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** Especially helped by the PinkPanther theme.theme.
* Cal's reaction when he meets Samantha and Mick.
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* Alex's heroic quest to obtain a chicken burrito.

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* Alex's heroic quest to obtain a chicken burrito.burrito.
** Especially helped by the PinkPanther theme.
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* Alex's heroic quest to obtain a chicken burrito.

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