History Fanfic / UnequallyRationalAndEmotional

* StalkerWithACrush: [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Tsunetsuki Matoi.]]
* TakeThat: Several of them aimed at ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

* {{Catchphrase}}: Nozomu, of course, has his "Despair! X has left me in despair!", but lately everyone has been using some variation of it.
--> '''Chisame to Negi after [[spoiler:fighting Eva]]:''' "What if you had died?-! We'd have been in despair! Your death would have left us in despair!"
--> '''Itoshiki:''' "And those are my catchphrases..."
** Played with at the end of the dodgeball game, where he actually praises his class for losing, resulting in him for once NOT being in despair...
--> "DESPAIR! LACK OF DESPAIR WOULD DRIVE ME TO DESPAIR!"

* AnythingThatMoves: Haruna, and [[spoiler:Negi, while asleep.]]

* DoesNotLikeShoes: Cocone's tendency for this is actually made the subject of a quick gag in the Christmas chapter.
** Also, Kuchiki Rukia.

* CrapsackWorld: it's subtle, but you have LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya sharing the same breathing space as ''Anime/PowerpuffGirlsZ'', Magneto in the same world as Superman, Chisame's other option for schools was [[Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena Ohtori Academy]], [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is currently doing a [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Lilith impression]] at the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Western Air Temple]] under the care of [[Anime/ElHazardTheMagnificentWorld Afura Mann]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight the Great Grail is located somewhere in the vicinity of Mahora and is apparently active]], the only ones who seem aware of Kosmo Entelekhia are supervillains, Kinomoto Sakura is in Mahora, and ITOSHIKI NOZOMU can use magic. If it's not a crapsack world, it's one bad sneeze away from ending up like that. Every iteration of the timeline previous to this is implied by Chao to be as bad or WORSE! That's not even getting into the ORIGINAL timeline she came from, where apparently everyone died [[FromBadToWorse when Averruncus 4 to 6 showed up...]]

* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Crazy Has Standards]]: As crazy as everyone finds themselves being (Even classes 2-A and 2-F), they all take great comfort in knowing that they're not likely to sink as low as [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya "that Suzumiya weirdo"]].

* {{Meido}}: Ayaka's Maid team, including [[Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy Fubuki]], [[Manga/BlackLagoon Roberta and Fabiola]], [[LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero Siesta]] and [[Manga/AiYoriAoshi Taeko]].

* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Chao doesn't know she has inadvertently poised the world at the brink of utter temporal annihilation. It's so bad '''''[[LightNovel/{{Slayers}} Xellos]] and ComicBook/TheJoker''''' are trying to stop her, in their own twisted little way...

* ADateWithRosiePalms: [[spoiler:Setsuna]], to a poster of [[spoiler:Konoka in a bikini.]]
** Hakase also indulges into this in an early chapter.

** Also [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]], although that particular case has no effect on the plot.

* OlderThanTheyLook / YoungerThanTheyLook: Chronologically, Chao is [[UpToEleven negative 100 at most]], she's passing for a fourteen year old and mentally, she's much older. Assuming that we should take all the omakes, references and crossovers seriously, she is mentally [[UpToEleven over a million]].

* FiveManBand: The Kyoto Group.
** TheBigBad: Chigusa.
** TheDragon: Sextum.
** TheEvilGenius: Mad Hatter.
** TheBrute: Kotaro.
** The DarkChick: Homura.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The cast of Negima, PLUS many more.

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: In-universe, [[Characters/BatmanHarleyQuinn Harley Quinn]] when trying to speak Japanese.

** [[Characters/BatmanHarleyQuinn Harley Quinn]] fails at it repeatedly, possibly because the one she's trying to use isn't hers.

* DarkMagicalGirl: [[spoiler: [[Characters/BatmanHarleyQuinn Harley Quinn]] and Poison Ivy are Sailor Uranus and Neptune, respectively.]]

* BiggusDickus: Haruna [[spoiler:defeats [[Manga/ToLoveRu Yami]] with a giant phallus]]. ItMakesSenseInContext.

* GratuitousForeignLanguage: So far, Spanish, German and Filipino have made an appearance, on top of the Latin originally seen in Negima.

* HadakaApron: Satomi, at the advice of Haruna. Recently, also Homura and Matoi.
* HardworkMontage

* HotterAndSexier

* {{Sneezing}}: At nearly every opportunity.

* WindsOfDestinyChange: With those same exact words.
* WorldHalfFull
* WorldOfBadass: Ooh, definitely!

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: In-universe, [[Characters/BatmanRoguesGalleryPart1 Harley Quinn]] when trying to speak Japanese.

** [[Characters/BatmanRoguesGalleryPart1 Harley Quinn]] fails at it repeatedly, possibly because the one she's trying to use isn't hers.

* DarkMagicalGirl: [[spoiler: [[Characters/BatmanRoguesGalleryPart1 Harley Quinn]] and Poison Ivy are Sailor Uranus and Neptune, respectively.]]

* FantasyKitchenSink: Negima mixed with... well, everything from Franchise/TheDCU, Franchise/{{Marvel}}, ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'', Evangelion and the bloody Franchise/{{Nasuverse}}...

--> "Ewww…" Chisame 'ewww'ed.

* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Assuming that we should take all the omakes, references and crossovers seriously, Chao has been trying this at least 666666 times, often leading to vastly different results, yet she still hasn’t acheived her objective. Also, she’s still aging (though obviously at an incredibly slow rate), making it impossible for her to keep trying forever, even if it weren’t for the fact that she’s threatening the multiverse and practically everyone with time-travel knowledge up to The Joker are trying to stop her.

* OlderThanTheyLook / YoungerThanTheyLook: Chronologically, Chao is [[UpToEleven negative 100 at most]], she’s passing for a fourteen year old and mentally, she’s much older. Assuming that we should take all the omakes, references and crossovers seriously, she is mentally [[UpToEleven over a million]].

* ScrewYourself: Misa fantasizes about a foursome with both Negis and her alternate self. The Negis also almost kiss each other while asleep, to 2814!Asuna’s amusement.

A ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' fanfiction story with several MegaCrossover elements, written by Tropers/OverMaster and proofread and polished by Creator/ShadowCrystalMage. The story retells the events of the original Negima manga (with a few added elements from the animated adaptations), while adding a notable number of characters and plot points from several other series.

* AdaptationalBadass: Plenty. Chisame and Misora find their pactios a good deal more useful than their canon selves. Misa, Hakase, and [[spoiler: Sakurako]] get pactios that they never received in canon. Other Negima characters such as [[spoiler: [[Manga/CardcaptorSakura Card Captor Nodoka]] and [[Franchise/SailorMoon Sailor Mercury Akira]] ]] get MagicalGirl powers from other universes. Characters from other universes, such as [[spoiler: [[Anime/MaiHime Haruka]] and [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Ai]] ]] get pactios. There are even characters from non-Negima universes getting powers from different non-Negima universes.

--> '''Akira:''' "MERCURY WAVE! HEAVY RAIN! VERY BIG STORM! [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} FORM OF A WATER BUCKET]]! TSUNAMI! HYDRO-PUMP! DROWN, YOU EVIL THING! Ummm... BUBBLES! DEADLY BUBBLES! ROLLING BUBBLES! MERCURY BUBBLES!" (finally gets it right)

** WordOfGod says the only two actually sane people in the ''Unequally'' world are Madoka and [[Anime/MaiHime Tate Yuuichi.]] The latter has only gotten three lines of dialogue so far.

* CrapsackWorld: it's subtle, but you have LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya sharing the same breathing space as ''Anime/DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ'', Magneto in the same world as Superman, Chisame's other option for schools was [[Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena Ohtori Academy]], [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is currently doing a [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Lilith impression]] at the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Western Air Temple]] under the care of [[Anime/ElHazardTheMagnificentWorld Afura Mann]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight the Great Grail is located somewhere in the vicinity of Mahora and is apparently active]], the only ones who seem aware of Kosmo Entelekhia are supervillains, Kinomoto Sakura is in Mahora, and ITOSHIKI NOZOMU can use magic. If it's not a crapsack world, it's one bad sneeze away from ending up like that. Every iteration of the timeline previous to this is implied by Chao to be as bad or WORSE! That's not even getting into the ORIGINAL timeline she came from, where apparently everyone died [[FromBadToWorse when Averruncus 4 to 6 showed up...]]

* BilingualBonus: All the Spanish in the story actually makes sense. Justified, in that [[RealLifeWritesThePlot the primary writer]] is from [[UnreliableNarrator Venezuela (allegedly)]].
** SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker also speaks a variety of languages, such as German and Filipino.

* EvilLaugh: SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker and [[spoiler: Quartum]] engage in a duet of this right after the later is revived.

** SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker cheerfully lampshades anything he can get away with. Him being the Joker, that's everything.

* MassOhCrap: The crowd gathered to watch the Cinema Village fights in Kyoto has this reaction when they realize that the [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Joker]] "cosplayer" is actually the real deal.

* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Chao doesn't know she has inadvertently poised the world at the brink of utter temporal annihilation. It's so bad '''''[[LightNovel/{{Slayers}} Xellos]] and SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''''' are trying to stop her, in their own twisted little way...

* PuppyLove: Invoked by Haruna during the Christmas chapter.
** In recent chapters, Quartum VEHEMENTLY denies he and Hoshino Ruri will end up like this. SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker [[BreakingTheFourthWall just winks at the audience]]. Make of that what you will.

* HetIsEw: In-universe example. Haruna and [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Harumi's]] take on fictional works, although Haruna is okay with any kind of coupling in real life.

* BiTheWay: Satomi and Chisame, judging by the former's sleep-mumblings and some of our peeks into the latter's thoughts.

* InterspeciesRomance: [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Boo-sensei]] and [[LaBlueGirl Mido-sensei ]]. Yes, no joke.

** WrongGenreSavvy: In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6228161/23/Unequally_Rational_and_Emotional Chapter 23]], Asuna puts together the fact that [[MagicalGirl Chisame has a nude transformation sequence, a wand and uses magic...]] and comes to the conclusion she is a [[LaBlueGirl Sex Ninja]].

* FiveBadBand: The Kyoto Group.