History FanFic / TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre

* JiveTurkey: Found in the aforementioned CrowningMomentOfFunny.

** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because "[[SweeneyTodd Swooney Toad]]" came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.

* BlatantLies: Basically all of the author's notes. ("i waz on tour wif [[FallOutBoy FALLOUTBOYY]] becuz dey red mi story nd invited me 2 come wif them nd it wa relly kool!111")

* KaleidoscopeEyes: Hers are topaz and "Midnite's" are magenta.

* TheDevilIsALoser: It turns out that [[spoiler:''Edward's Dad'' is the devil, and he is repeatedly unable to get over Twila not agreeing to marry him.]]

* ShoutOut: "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[FruitsBasket FRUITY BASKET]]"

* TheCameo: [[BobbyBrown Bibby Brown]], as mentioned below.

* MyChemicalRomance: It's a ''MyImmortal'' spin-off, what do you expect?

** "[[ZeroWing All your happiness are belong to me]]!"

* YouFailReligiousStudiesForever: "a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk [[DevilButNoGod saten]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint created dis universe]] [[HypocriticalHumor god bles u satan]]"

* InformedLoner: Twila, who immediately befriends the Cullens despite having previously established herself as a "[RougeAnglesOfSatin missenthrop]".

* DesignatedVillain: Bella doesn't do anything evil in this story (or anything at all, really). But she's still preppy!

* DemonicPossession: Twila gets possessed by {{Satan}} at one point. It's HandWaved; Satan apparently did it as a joke.

* DesignatedHero: Twila is arguably even more unheroic than Ebony from ''My Immortal'' (she doesn't have the excuse of trying to stop some ultimately evil dude).

* AntiHero: Twila is arguably even more unheroic than Ebony from ''My Immortal'' (she doesn't have the excuse of trying to stop some ultimately evil dude).
* AntiVillain: Bella doesn't do anything evil in this story (or anything at all, really). But she's still preppy!

* DemonicPossession: Twila gets possessed by {{Satan}} at one point. It's HandWaved; Satan apparently did it as a joke.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a MarySue named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

Compare [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbiden Fruit The Tempation Of Edward Cullen]], which, in spite of superior spelling and prose, is arguably even more outrageous.

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** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because SweeneyTodd came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.

* CrossOver: [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer "Buffi the Vampir Slayer"]] makes an appearance for no apparent reason.

* BadassSpaniard: Hames.

* BatmanGambit / KansasCityShuffle : A failed one, when Twila goes with Ed's Dad, not to stop his "evil plan" but to make Edward jealous.

** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because SweeneyTodd came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.
* OneSceneWonder: "[[BobbyBrown Bibby Brown]]" makes a surprise appearance in Chapter 4 after Twila and Ed get married.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=5BB0XADC Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a MarySue named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386744/1/TWILA_DA_GIRL_WHO_WAS_IN_LUV_W_A_VAMPIR Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from FanfictionDotNet but it was reposted with an ''even more'' misspelled title) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a MarySue named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

** Doubly so.That's Gnosticism.Or reverse Gnosticism.
** Triply so, since that was probably a parody of the ''MyImmortal'' theological standpoints.
* BatmanGambit / KansasCityShuffle : A failed one, when Twila goes with Ed's Dad, not to stop his "evil plan" but to make "Edward jealous" ...Yeah.

* CrossOver: [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer "Buffi the Vampir Slayer"]] puts in an appearance for no apparent reason.
** Possible FridgeBrilliance: Introducing Edward to Buffy is a common joke among ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' {{hatedom}}.

* DirtyOldMan: Edward's Dad pretty much instantly starts hitting on Twila after meeting her.

* DisproportionateRetribution: "Bibby Brown" runs in [[YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever on his wheelchair]] and calls Twila "hieneous" (probably meant to be "hideous", but it works). Edward's response is ''to turn into a savage and try to kill him.''
** Or possibly "heinous"

* FridgeLogic

* HeroicBSOD: Edward has one of these [[spoiler:when Twila pretends to dump him in favor of his Dad]].

* LoveAtFirstSight: Emmet and ''Gerard Way.''
** Twila and Edward seem to fall in love like this too.

** [[SlashFic Gerard Way and Emmett get together for some reason]].

** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because ''SweeneyTodd'' came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.
* OneSceneWonder: "Bibby Brown" makes a surprise appearance in Chapter 4 after Twila and Ed get married. He appears at their front door, rushes in furiously, sings "Cemetery Drive" by MCR, reveals he's in love with Twila, and gets killed.

** "All your happiness are belong to me!"

* [[{{TheCameo}} The Cameo]]: [[BobbyBrown Bibby Brown]], as mentioned above.

Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]]''