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5	''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from [[Website/FanfictionDotNet FanFiction.Net]]) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning), who goes to HighSchool in "Waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.
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7	Ironically, someone wrote a preppy version with werewolves, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]]''
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9	Compare ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen'', which, in spite of superior spelling and prose, is arguably even more outrageous.
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12	!!''Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre'' contains examples of:
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14	* ArrangedMarriage: A strange case because it's an arranged marriage of two vampires already in love with each other: Midnite and Jasper pretend to get a surprise marriage so that Twila would get jealous... and then tell her that the ones that are getting married by surprise are Edward and her.
15	* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Twila realizes she's "preggant" the morning after she gets laid.
16	* ArtisticLicenseReligion: "a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk [[DevilButNoGod saten]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint created dis universe]] [[HypocriticalHumor god bles u satan]]".
17	* BatmanGambit[=/=]KansasCityShuffle: Twila tries to arrange one that consists of dating Edward's dad [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].
18	%%* BallroomBlitz: Occurs when Bobby Brown crashes Twila's wedding.
19	* BlatantLies: Basically all of the author's notes. ("i waz on tour wif [[Music/FallOutBoy FALLOUTBOYY]] becuz dey red mi story nd invited me 2 come wif them nd it wa relly kool!111")
20	* TheCameo: [[Music/BobbyBrown Bibby Brown]], as mentioned below.
21	* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: The last we see of Midnite is in Chapter 4. She becomes a brief offscreen plot point in Chapter 5, and is only vaguely mentioned in Chapters 8 and 9.
22	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When the author is (rightfully) accused of being a {{Troll}}, she responds with "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[{{Troll}} TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"
23	* CrossOver: [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer "Buffi the Vampir Slayer"]] makes an appearance for no apparent reason.
24	* DemonicPossession: Twila gets possessed by {{Satan}} at one point. It's HandWaved; Satan apparently did it [[ForTheLulz as a joke.]]
25	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
26	** "Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust.
27	** Soddenly my vision when blak nd all I could c was blakness.
28	* TheDevilIsALoser: It turns out that [[spoiler:''Edward's dad'' is the devil, and he is repeatedly unable to get over Twila not agreeing to marry him.]]
29	* DirtyOldMan: Edward's dad pretty much instantly starts hitting on Twila after meeting her.
30	* DisproportionateRetribution: "Bibby Brown" suffers this twice in his very short appearance in Chapter 4:
31	** He comes in and tries to sing a Music/MyChemicalRomance song. "Gerad" Way [[FelonyMisdemeanor gets angry because of "copyright refrigement"]].
32	** He also calls Twila "hieneous" (probably meant to be "hideous" or "heinous"). Edward's response is ''to turn into a savage and try to kill him''.
33	%%* DramaticReading: A few on Platform/YouTube.
34	* DroppedABridgeOnHim: In Chapter 12, it is mentioned that [[spoiler: Jacob]] died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.[[note]]Maybe an ax fell on him...?[[/note]]
35	* EmoTeen: As with ''My Immortal'', most of the protagonists are this, being exceptionally whiny teenagers with self-harm tendencies.
36	%%* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: Averted, surprisingly considering the source.
37	* ExtremeOmnivore: Twila, Edward, and Hamez when they [[spoiler: ''eat Bella's bed'' after killing her]].
38	* {{Expy}}: Considering her name (Twila Beatiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony.
39	* EyeScream: When Hamez appears in Twila and Edward's bedroom in the middle of the night, Edward "shine[s] his gloriosus teeth" in the intruder's face, "temporerily blind[ing him] for life".
40	* FishOutOfWater: After causing a "diserbance" at her normal school, Twila is transferred to "Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblfAAduKOY (established 1847)]].
41	* FollowTheLeader: The story is just one of the many {{Troll Fic}}s created in the wake of ''My Immortal''.
42	* {{Gorn}}: "n blood poured out everywere n alice ate it."
43	* [[{{GratuitousSpanish}} Gratuitous "Spanfish"]]: Probably used as an homage to the GratuitousJapanese in ''My Immortal.''
44	* HeroicBSOD: Edward has one of these [[spoiler:when Twila pretends to dump him in favor of his dad]].
45	%%* HulkingOut: When the vampires get sufficiently angry, they tu
46	* HumanoidAbomination: Hamez, who looks like an average Spanish man, but also has glowing eyes, claws that are sharp enough to kill Twila and Edward, and the ability to float and shake an entire cave with his rage.
47	* InformedLoner: Twila, who immediately befriends the Cullens despite having previously established herself as a "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin missenthrop]]".
48	* JiveTurkey: Found in the aforementioned SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.
49	* LoveAtFirstSight: There is no build-up between Twila and Edward meeting each other and them beginning to have a relationship. It happens as soon as they meet. The same happens with Emmet and ''Gerard Way''.
50	* NoEnding: The current posted version lacks chapters 13 and 14. Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because "[[Theatre/SweeneyTodd Swooney Toad]]" came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.
51	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Interestingly {{inverted\|Trope}} compared to its source story, ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''. Here, vampires are slightly closer to a pop culture vampire style as they can [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into bats]], and they are never mentioned to be able to sparkle under sunlight.
52	* OutOfCharacter: Like the story that inspired this one, everyone is out-of-character except the title character.
53	* OverlyLongName: "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen", and later "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen".
54	* PosthumousNarration: Twila is killed in Chapter 13.
55	* ProductPlacement: "we had berger king 4 diner"
56	* PsychoLesbian: Alice toward Twila, but only in Chapter 2.
57	* RecursiveCanon: It's implied that ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' exists InUniverse by the fact Bella is stated to have posters depicting Edward in her bedroom.
58	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: The title is only the start.
59	* ShoutOut:
60	** "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[Manga/FruitsBasket FRUITY BASKET]]"
61	** "[[VideoGame/ZeroWing All your happiness are belong to me]]!"
62	** When Edward tells Twila that he "transported" to her home and that he has telekinesis, [[DontExplainTheJoke the author explains]] that it's just like Voldemort in ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.
63	* {{Sidekick}}: Twila's sister Midnite, very briefly.
64	* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: When they're going to kill [[spoiler:Bella]], Hamez gives Twila a sword and Edward a syringe full of cyanide. And after they kill her, they '''eat her bed'''.
65	* TearsOfBlood: Apparently, it's the blood of their victims.
66	* TechnicolorEyes: Hers are topaz and Midnite's are magenta.
67	* TrollFic: When the first chapter flat out has the main character engage in a rap battle, you know not a single word written is meant to be taken seriously.
68	* VivaLasVegas: The characters go to "Vegass" briefly, where "Carlile" gets married to Jacob.
69	* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Vampires can turn into bats.
70	* XtremeKoolLetterz: The letter Z is often used in words that should be spelled with S.
71	* {{Yandere}}: Alice toward Twila in Chapter 2. Jasper, too, when he tries to make Midnite kill herself so he can pursue Twila.
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