History FanFic / TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre

* ArtisticLicenseReligion: "a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk [[DevilButNoGod saten]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint created dis universe]] [[HypocriticalHumor god bles u satan]]". FridgeBrilliance: This being a TrollFic, this is a pretty good satire of what [[TheFundamentalist some people]] think atheism actually involves.

%%* DramaticReading: A few on YouTube.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from [[Website/FanfictionDotNet FanFiction.Net]]) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning), who goes to HighSchool in "Waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Interestingly {{inverted|Trope}} compared to its source story, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. Here, vampires are slightly closer to a pop culture vampire style as they can [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into bats]], and they are never mentioned to be able to sparkle under sunlight.

* RecursiveCanon: It's implied that ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' exists InUniverse by the fact Bella is stated to have posters depicting Edward in her bedroom.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from [[Website/FanfictionDotNet Fanfiction.net]]) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning), who goes to HighSchool in "Waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning), who goes to HighSchool in "Waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

* EyeScream: When Hamez appears in Twila & Edward's bedroom in the middle of the night, Edward "shine[s] his gloriosus teeth" in the intruder's face, "temporerily blind[ing him] for life".

* HumanoidAbomination: Hamez, who looks like an average Spanish man, but also has glowing eyes, claws that were sharp enough to kill Twila and Edward, the ability to float and shake an entire cave with his rage.

Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]]''

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of [[Creator/TaraGilesbie Tara Gilesbie's]] imitatable style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "Waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

* BatmanGambit[=/=]KansasCityShuffle: Twila tries to arrange one that consisted of dating Edward's dad [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When the author is (rightfully) accused of being a {{Troll}} she responded with "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[{{Troll}} TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that [[spoiler: Jacob]] died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.[[note]]Maybe an ax fell on him...?[[/note]]

* FollowTheLeader: The story is just one of the many {{Troll Fic}}s created at the wake of ''My Immortal''.

* BatmanGambit[-/=]KansasCityShuffle: Twila tries to arrange one that consisted of dating Edward's dad [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].

* BatmanGambit/KansasCityShuffle: Twila tries to arrange one that consisted of dating Edward's dad [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of [[Creator/TaraGilesbie Tara Gilesbie's]] imitatable style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

* {{Expy}}: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony.

* OverlyLongName: "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen", and later "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen"

** He also calls Twila "hieneous" (probably meant to be "hideous" or "heinous"). Edward's response is ''to turn into a savage and try to kill him.''
%%* DramaticReading: A few on Youtube.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that [[spoiler: Jacob]] died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.[[note]]Maybe an "ax" fell on him...[[/note]]

* ExtremeOmnivore: Twila, Edward, ''and'' Hamez when they [[spoiler: ''eat Bella's bed'' after killing her]].
* {{Expy}}: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony

* BatmanGambit / KansasCityShuffle : Twila tries to arrange one that consisted of dating Ed's dad [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].

* TheDevilIsALoser: It turns out that [[spoiler:''Edward's Dad'' is the devil, and he is repeatedly unable to get over Twila not agreeing to marry him.]]

* EyeScream: When Hamez appears in Twila & Edward's bedroom in the middle of the night, Ed "shine[s] his gloriosus teeth" in the intruder's face, "temporerily blind[ing him] for life".

* {{Sidekick}}: Twila's sister "Midnite", very briefly.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: When they're going to kill [[spoiler:Bella]] Hamez gives Twila a sword and Edward a syringe full of cyanide. And after they kill her they eat her bed.
* TearsOfBlood: Apparently it's the blood of their victims.
* TechnicolorEyes: Hers are topaz and "Midnite's" are magenta.

* {{Yandere}}: Alice toward Twila in Chapter 2. Jasper, too, when he tries to make Midnight kill herself so he can pursue Twila.

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

* YouKeepUsingThatWord: "omfg i would have an organism lololol"

* FollowTheLeader: The story is just one of the many {{Troll Fic}}s created at the wake of My Immortal.

* FollowTheLeader: The story is just one of the many TrollFics created at the wake of My Immortal.

%%* EmoTeen: As with ''My Immortal'', most of the protagonists are this.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Interestingly {{inverted|Trope}} compared to its source story, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. Here, vampires are slightly closer to a classic vampire style as they can [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into bats]], and they are never mentioned to be able to sparkle under sunlight.

%%* TrollFic

%%* EmoTeen: As with ''My Immortal'', mislabeled as Goffick.

%%* FollowTheLeader

%%* HulkingOut: Happens with the vampire characters on several occasions.

%%* BatmanGambit / KansasCityShuffle : A failed one, when Twila goes with Ed's Dad, not to stop his "evil plan" but [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].

%%* ComicallyMissingThePoint: "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[{{Troll}} TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"

''[[http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=asaWmQaj Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]]'' (the original was removed from Website/FanfictionDotNet) is one of the more memorable of the [[MemeticMutation over 9000]] {{Troll Fic}}s that arose in the wake of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. It is essentially ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a MarySue named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to HighSchool in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

%%* LoveAtFirstSight: Emmet and ''Gerard Way''.
%%** Twila and Edward, too.

* ShoutOut: "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[Manga/FruitsBasket FRUITY BASKET]]"

%%* ArrangedMarriage: Edward and Twila marry this way, though it is more of a "surprise marriage"

* DisproportionateRetribution: "Bibby Brown" comes in and calls Twila "hieneous" (probably meant to be "hideous" or "heinous"). Edward's response is ''to turn into a savage and try to kill him.''

%%* OurVampiresAreDifferent

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that [[spoiler: Jacob]] died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.

* ArrangedMarriage: Edward and Twila marry this way, though it is more of a "surprise marriage"

* BatmanGambit / KansasCityShuffle : A failed one, when Twila goes with Ed's Dad, not to stop his "evil plan" but [[OperationJealousy to make Edward jealous]].
* BallroomBlitz: Occurs when Bobby Brown crashes Twila's wedding.

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[{{Troll}} TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"

* DramaticReading: A few on Youtube.

* EmoTeen: As with ''My Immortal'', mislabeled as Goffick.
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: Averted, surprisingly considering the source.

* FollowTheLeader

* HulkingOut: Happens with the vampire characters on several occasions.

* LoveAtFirstSight: Emmet and ''Gerard Way''.
** Twila and Edward, too.
* NoEnding: The current posted version lacks chapters 13 and 14.
** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because "[[Theatre/SweeneyTodd Swooney Toad]]" came on [=TV=] and she had to watch it.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent

* TrollFic

* YouFailBiologyForever: Twila realizes she's "preggant" the morning after she gets laid.

** Possible FridgeBrilliance: the original wasn't that much better at biology.
*** By "the original", do you mean ''Twilight'' or ''My Immortal''? Never mind, it works both ways.
*** [[HehHehYouSaidX Heh heh...]][[AccidentalInnuendo "It works both ways"...]]
* ArtisticLicenseReligion: "a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk [[DevilButNoGod saten]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint created dis universe]] [[HypocriticalHumor god bles u satan]]"
** FridgeBrilliance: This being a TrollFic, this is a pretty good satire of what [[TheFundamentalist some people]] think atheism actually involves.

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust.