History DarthWiki / TheNonAdventuresOfKatBlik

* CatSmile: A more or less ''permanent'' feature on Blik, save for when he's in severe shock or distress.

** The whole series is essentially FantasyKitchenSink turned UpToEleven.

* KnifeNut: Santoku Hideaki, otherwise known as ''The Irate Sushi Chef'' (a la [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} The Soup Nazi]]), is eager to demonstrate his knife skills to anyone [[ConflictingLoyalty who doesn't show loyalty to his restaurant]] (Pizza ''bad'', sushi '''good'''). He actually means no harm, and actually intends to [[ImprobableAimingSkills aim a hair]] ''[[ImprobableAimingSkills away]]'' [[ImprobableAimingSkills from his target]], just so they get the message.

* LockedIntoStrangeness: Other than his kittification, Blik also received MulticoloredHair like a cat's (nothing so dramatic, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_coat_genetics other than his hair having a layered color effect]]).

* PettingZooPeople: Including Blik himself, there's also the CuteMute dog-girl Fluffy-Poo ([[HumanityEnsues actually a dog turned part human]]) and WildChild [[MeaningfulName Chiro]] the bat-{{Bishonen}}.

* {{Obake}}: flooding America like a supernatural swarm of {{Japanese Tourist}}s, they take their pictures and buy some souvenirs (usually [[{{Kawaisa}} cute toys]] and the occasional SoulJar... Yes, ''[[CollectorOfTheStrange Soul]] [[YourSoulIsMine Jar]].''). Just let them do their business, and whatever you do, '''''[[DoNotTauntCthulhu DO NOT INVOKE THEIR WRATH!]]'''''

* WingedHumanoid: The angels, even the most {{Badass}} [[ArchangelMichael ones]], [[RealMenWearPink have rather small, cutesy-type chibi wings]] ([[http://www.gesshoku.org/images/chibiwingsgirls.jpg like these]]) floating just above their shoulder-blades.

* KnifeNut: Santoku Hideaki, otherwise known as ''The Irate Sushi Chef'' (a la [[{{Seinfeld}} The Soup Nazi]]), is eager to demonstrate his knife skills to anyone [[ConflictingLoyalty who doesn't show loyalty to his restaurant]] (Pizza ''bad'', sushi '''good'''). He actually means no harm, and actually intends to [[ImprobableAimingSkills aim a hair]] ''[[ImprobableAimingSkills away]]'' [[ImprobableAimingSkills from his target]], just so they get the message.

** Jesus himself is portrayed as mysterious, only seen as a silhouetted figure (probably as a reference to the JesusTaboo), and of course is [[JesusWasWayCool an awesome dude]]. As for [[{{God}} his almighty Papa]]... Well, let's just say [[NoBiologicalSex "i]][[OurGodsAreGreater t"]] works InMysteriousWays, with no need of [[PhysicalGod physical form]]. The only other (known) god without physical form is Gaia, who encompasses (and to all intents and purposes ''is'') the Earth.

[[MediaClassifications Possible rating]]: TV-PG

* StrangeGirl: Many of Kat Blik's friends, such as Gyoku Feirin (a PerkyGoth who loves snakes), Atalie ([[ThePollyanna an optimist who seems ripped from a fairy tale]]), Mizikoa (a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-demon]] with bat wings on her head), Lil ([[APirate400YearsTooLate A]] PirateGirl [[APirate400YearsTooLate 400 Years Too Late]]... [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair with pink hair]]), and Kathrine (Blik's LoveInterest who dresses as a CatGirl)

* PlanetEris: Blik's hometown, and possibly ''the entire World.''

-->"Ah, you have not heard [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy Mozart]] until you heard it in the original [[{{Xenophone}} Goreps'pono]]; the ''Earth'' version is too light and chromatic for my tastes."

* RefugeeFromTVLand: Katthorn from one of Eee's video games, freed from her disc imprisonment after one of Blik's "[[WinToExit game sessions]]". She looks like a mature {{Bishoujo}} with bug-like antennae, [[WingedHumanoid bird-like wings]], and WolverineClaws.

* ScienceFictionVersusFantasy

** Only [=MaeMae=] out-ditzes Eee, due to her odd upbringing. She's far from RalphWiggum territory, but everything she says in ''English'' (as opposed to [[SpeakingSimlish complete gibberish]] or ForeignSoundingGibberish) is either [[TalkativeLoon a word salad]] or [[{{Koan}} a bizarrely fitting quote from a video game]].

* [=~Can't Stand Them, Can't Live Without Them~=]: only with [[WeirdnessMagnet weird situations]] in place of an annoying love interest. After many months of living with oddness, despite his constant LampshadeHanging of it, he's grown to ''accept'' it, although the [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien alien]] PowersThatBe say that this is ''not'' the moral he should learn. Whether or not they're just [[MindScrew screwing with his head]] or [[YourEyesCanDeceiveYou keeping him on his toes]] is debatable.

** Jesus himself is portrayed as mysterious, only seen as a silhouetted figure (probably as a reference to the JesusTaboo), and of course is [[JesusWasWayCool an awesome dude]]. As for [[{{God}} his almighty Papa]]... Well, let's just say [[NoGender "i]][[OurGodsAreGreater t"]] works InMysteriousWays, with no need of [[PhysicalGod physical form]]. The only other (known) god without physical form is Gaia, who encompasses (and to all intents and purposes ''is'') the Earth.

In EverytownAmerica, our protagonist, Blake Demgrix, lived a ''normal'' life within his ''normal'' community... that is, until [[BodyHorror his ears fell off]]... and ''cat ears'' grew on the top of his head... Yep, within 3 weeks, Blake was a full-blooded [[CatGirl cat-dude]], complete with long, furry, semi-prehensile tail, CuteLittleFangs, enhanced, cat-like senses, and [[WolverineClaws retractable claws]], ''and there's abso-freakin'-lutely '''no''' reason for it!'' (...[[OrIsIt Or is there...?]]) Ever since his ''"kittification"'', [[WeirdnessMagnet strange things began going on around him]], from [[AnotherDimension dimensional crossovers]] to [[AllMythsAreTrue visits from mythological and legendary creatures]], and nobody else seems to think it's strange, [[InvisibleToNormals not because they can't see it]], but because somehow [[RealityIsOutToLunch the whole fabric of reality has changed]], [[OnlySaneMan and only Blake knows it's "wrong"]]. Due to the irrationality of both his physical form and the world around him, he changed his name to Kat Blik, reflecting how everything he's known has changed in the mere "blik (sic) of an eye".

** Only [=MaeMae=] out-ditzes Eee, due to her being RaisedByWolves. She's far from RalphWiggum territory, but everything she says in ''English'' (as opposed to [[SpeakingSimlish complete gibberish]] or ForeignSoundingGibberish) is either [[TalkativeLoon a word salad]] or [[{{Koan}} a bizarrely fitting quote from a video game]].

In EverytownAmerica, our protagonist, Blake Demgrix, lived a ''normal'' life within his ''normal'' community... that is, until [[BodyHorror his ears fell off]]... and ''cat ears'' grew on the top of his head... Yep, within 3 weeks, Blake was a full-blooded [[CatGirl cat-dude]], complete with long, furry, semi-prehensile tail, CuteLittleFangs, enhanced, cat-like senses, and [[WolverineClaws retractable claws]], ''and there's abso-freakin'-lutely '''no''' reason for it!'' ([[OrIsIt Or is there?]]) Ever since his "kittification", [[WeirdnessMagnet strange things began going on around him]], from [[AnotherDimension dimensional crossovers]] to [[AllMythsAreTrue visits from mythological creatures]], and nobody else seems to think it's strange, [[InvisibleToNormals not because they can't see it]], but because somehow [[RealityIsOutToLunch the whole fabric of reality has changed]], [[OnlySaneMan and only Blake knows it's "wrong"]]. Due to the irrationality of both his physical form and the world around him, he changed his name to Kat Blik, reflecting how everything he's known has changed in the mere "blik (sic) of an eye".

* WingedHumanoid: The angels, even the most {{Badass}} [[ArchangelMichael ones]], have rather small, cutesy-type chibi wings ([[http://www.gesshoku.org/images/chibiwingsgirls.jpg like these]]) floating just above their shoulder-blades.

*[=~Can't Stand Them, Can't Live Without Them~=]: only with [[WeirdnessMagnet weird situations]] in place of an annoying love interest. After many months of living with oddness, despite his constant LampshadeHanging of it, he's grown to ''accept'' it, although the alien PowersThatBe say that this is not the moral he should learn. Whether or not they're just [[MindScrew screwing with his head]] or [[YourEyesCanDeceiveYou keeping him on his toes]] is debatable.

*RefugeeFromTVLand: Katthorn from one of Eee's video games, freed from her disc imprisonment after one of Blik's "[[WinToExit game sessions]]". She looks like a mature {{Bishoujo}} with bug-like antennae, [[WingedHumanoid bird-like wings]], and WolverineClaws.