History Creator / Seanbaby

* SmallNameBigEgo: Not Seanbaby himself, but some interesting characters have come out of the woodwork after finding Seanbaby's articles:
** Mike Arkin, who worked on the NES ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' game. Threatened to sue and/or shoot Seanbaby over his review of the game.
** Mark Discordia, who wrote to ''Magazine/NintendoPower'' during the 90s at the age of 32. After Seanbaby mocked the letter, someone claiming to be Mark had several exchanges with Sean, during which "Mark" made escalating boasts of his sex life, salary, and drug use.
** The whole point of [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-assholes-who-found-this-article-by-googling-themselves/ 8 Douchebags Who Found This Article By Googling Themselves]].
** Uwe Boll, who challenged Sean to a boxing match after Sean wrote a scathing review of one of his movies. After it was revealed to Boll that Sean practices muay thai and was a full head taller than him (whereas the previous reviewers Boll had faced were thin, gangly, and rather short), Boll promptly backed down.

-->"So this lazy, elderly hack is on [[LongRunners his fourth decade]] of [[{{Glurge}} trying for cute and accidentally hitting obnoxious.]] If you Google his 60-second radio show, the only results are people [[SnarkBait making fun of it]] or [[MyGodYouAreSerious having trouble believing it exists.]] His podcast is a nonsensical technical failure, [[DeaderThanDisco his career-defining schtick is used as an insult against lazy comedians]], and [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative he has one of the lesser columns on a white supremacist website.]] So the next time someone argues that right-wing comedy has a chance, [[DamnedByFaintPraise remind them that this man is easily the most successful conservative comic who will ever live.]]"

->''"I'm not here to speculate why ''California Raisins: The Grape Escape'' was never released. I'm here to give you the investigative reporting you've come to expect from articles like 'Panda Bears Fucking' and 'Suck This, UNICEF.'"''

* GeniusBruiser: Trains in muay thai and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

He is a regular contributor to ''{{Website/Cracked}}''. You can also look up a show called ''Broken ''Pixels'' which was as part of the 1up network. They did some "reviews" (that would be called [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]]) on obscure Japanese fighting games back in 2006.

Seanbaby is still hilarious on Twitter. Mostly he posts pictures of him reading the weirdest books he can find to his infant daughter who is legit named Rebel Timecop

* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Popsicle Pete as an EldritchAbomination. [[invoked]]

* MonsterClown: All clowns are The Minotaur. All clowns are The Minotaur. There is no escape. ''It will never be your birthday again''.
** One article Seanbaby wrote featured the terrifying combination of religion and clowns in the instructional book "The Ministry of Clowning"
-->'''Reverend''': I was chosen to be your god's '''messenger'''. Which of course means... [[ReligionOfEvil you worship ]]'''[[ReligionOfEvil fear ]]''' now. Ha ha ha, oh my yes, '''run'''. It only makes your new god stronger.

* PerfectlyCromulentWord: He's also pretty good at coining words that sound like they should have a definition, but don't. Here's a sample from his description of the NES Power Glove:

* RedBaron: "The Man who Invented Being Funny on The Internet." TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard.

[[caption-width-right:350:Left: Creator/MrT. Right: Seanbaby. Not sure how the universe [[AwesomenessIsVolatile survived this encounter.]][[/note]]

[[caption-width-right:350:[[AwesomenessIsVolatile How humanity survived, we will never know.]][[note]]On the RIGHT is Seanbaby. On the left is Creator/MrT.[[/note]]]]

What happens when you [[JustForFun/XMeetsY mix a fratboy with a nerd]].

Sean Patrick Reiley (born June 15, 1976), better known as Seanbaby, is a CausticCritic who writes for Website/{{Cracked}}.com and still works for ''Electronic Gaming Monthly''. He is famous for his website, [[http://www.seanbaby.com/index.php seanbaby.com,]] mostly for his old video game reviews, making fun of the old ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, his collection of the [[DeliciousFruitPies Hostess Cupcake/Twinkies ad comics]] and [=MST=]ing all of it. He was also a writer on ''The Adventures Of Chico And Guapo'' and wrote the dialogue for the ''UFC Undisputed'' video games (earning him a Guinness World Record; see OverlyNarrowSuperlative) and ''WWE [=SmackDown=] vs. RAW 2011''. He also designed ''VideoGame/{{Calculords}}'', a math-based scifi strategy game for the iPhone and later Android. He and his girlfriend had their first child on February 7, 2017, a daughter that Reiley claims they named Rebel Timecop Reiley.

* AccentuateTheNegative
** Occasionally averted. For instance, there's his list of [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-irreplaceable-performances-in-comedy-films/ irreplaceable comedy performances,]] designed as a tribute to Leslie Nielsen and actually praising the people listed.

-->Crispin Boyer: Seanbaby, I'm pretty sure Phil Collins is straight.
-->Seanbaby: Then why does he always, at every time, have forty to fifty dicks in his mouth?
-->Crispin: You don't know the context.

What happens when you [[XMeetsY mix a fratboy with a nerd]].

Sean Patrick Reiley(born June 15, 1976), better known as Seanbaby, is a CausticCritic who writes for Website/{{Cracked}}.com and still works for ''Electronic Gaming Monthly''. He is famous for his Web site, [[http://www.seanbaby.com/index.php seanbaby.com,]] mostly for his old video game reviews, making fun of the old ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, his collection of the [[DeliciousFruitPies Hostess Cupcake/Twinkies ad comics]] and [=MST=]ing all of it. He was also a writer on ''The Adventures Of Chico And Guapo'' and wrote the dialogue for the ''UFC Undisputed'' video games (earning him a Guinness World Record; see OverlyNarrowSuperlative) and ''WWE [=SmackDown=] vs. RAW 2011''. He also designed ''VideoGame/{{Calculords}}'', a math-based scifi strategy game for the iPhone and later Android. He and his girlfriend had their first child on February 7, 2017, a daughter that Reiley claims they named Rebel Timecop Reiley.

Sean Patrick Reiley(born June 15, 1976), better known as Seanbaby, is a CausticCritic who writes for Website/{{Cracked}}.com and still works for ''Electronic Gaming Monthly''. He is famous for his Web site, [[http://www.seanbaby.com/index.php seanbaby.com,]] mostly for his old video game reviews, making fun of the old ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, his collection of the [[DeliciousFruitPies Hostess Cupcake/Twinkies ad comics]] and [=MST=]ing all of it. He was also a writer on ''The Adventures Of Chico And Guapo'' and wrote the dialogue for the ''UFC Undisputed'' video games (earning him a Guinness World Record; see OverlyNarrowSuperlative) and ''WWE [=SmackDown=] vs. RAW 2011''. He also designed ''VideoGame/{{Calculords}}'', a math-based scifi strategy game for the iPhone and later Android. He and his girlfriend had their first child on February 7, 2017, a daughter that Reily claims they named Rebel Timecop Reiley.

Sean Riley, better known as Seanbaby, is a CausticCritic who writes for Website/{{Cracked}}.com and still works for ''Electronic Gaming Monthly''. He is famous for his Web site, [[http://www.seanbaby.com/index.php seanbaby.com,]] mostly for his old video game reviews, making fun of the old ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' cartoon series, his collection of the [[DeliciousFruitPies Hostess Cupcake/Twinkies ad comics]] and [=MST=]ing all of it. He was also a writer on ''The Adventures Of Chico And Guapo'' and wrote the dialogue for the ''UFC Undisputed'' video games (earning him a Guinness World Record; see OverlyNarrowSuperlative) and ''WWE [=SmackDown=] vs. RAW 2011''. He also designed ''VideoGame/{{Calculords}}'', a math-based scifi strategy game for the iPhone and later Android.

-->'''Reverend''': I speak for your god now. [[ReligionOfEvil Which means you now worship fear.]] Oh yes, do run. It only makes your new god stronger.

* PowerPervsionPotential: Seanbaby speculates ComicBook/{{Superman}} probably does this, such as burning people with heat vision ForTheEvulz and looking at Wonder Woman with X-ray vision.

->''"I'm not here to speculate why ''California Raisins: the Grape Escape'' was never released. I'm here to give you the investigative reporting you've come to expect from articles like 'Panda Bears Fucking' and 'Suck This, UNICEF.'"''

* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: His description of a screencap for the ''HomeImprovement'' SNES game:

Sean Riley, better known as Seanbaby, is a CausticCritic who writes for Website/{{Cracked}}.com and still works for ''Electronic Gaming Monthly''. He is famous for his Web site, [[http://www.seanbaby.com/index.php seanbaby.com,]] mostly for his old video game reviews, making fun of the old ''SuperFriends'' cartoon series, his collection of the [[DeliciousFruitPies Hostess Cupcake/Twinkies ad comics]] and [=MST=]ing all of it. He was also a writer on ''The Adventures Of Chico And Guapo'' and wrote the dialogue for the ''UFC Undisputed'' video games (earning him a Guinness World Record; see OverlyNarrowSuperlative) and ''WWE [=SmackDown=] vs. RAW 2011''. He also designed ''VideoGame/{{Calculords}}'', a math-based scifi strategy game for the iPhone and later Android.

-->[[RuleOfCool Awesomeness]]
-->[[CoolButStupid Ridiculousness]]
-->[[MoreDakka Number of Holes Created in Victim]]
-->'''[[TheUnintelligible OUARRGHOAGHARRGH!!]]'''
-->[[AnArmAndALeg Limbs Removed]]
-->[[BondOneLiner Delivery of One-Liner]]

-->[[AndArmAndALeg Limbs Removed]]

* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: His description of a screencap for the ''Home Improvement'' SNES game: