Tell me something happy
Oh god, the kidnappers are calling back ... (picks up) ... Do we accept the collect call charge?
I just can't believe this guy's GALL, so far!
edited 4th Jan '18 7:00:23 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
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Geez, give me the controls, you've been fighting this boss for over an hour!
Dread it... Run from it... Destiny still arrives.
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He'll take the case!
Hey Frank, your aunt Peggy's outside. What do you want me to do?
Well, at the very least, I still have both eyes.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
plant
You know what you did with that gun will never work again, ever, right?
I saw that in a Bazooka Joe comic actually. It turned out fine there, so...maybe?
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Tell me something happy
You used BUBBLEGUM to fix the basement pipes?!
For the love of all that is good, TURN OFF THE AIR CONDITIONING.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
my current job
Anything you want for Christmas, Timmy?
No, you're thinking of yaw.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I'm helping!
So if I rotate like this, is that a pitch or a roll?
Only on Tuesdays.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
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Do you ever have non-taco foods for dinner?
Oh, you're in trouble again... And now everyone! Knows! Why!
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my current job
(looks over burning gymnasium) Uuuuuh, best two of three before that creepy teacher comes back?
No, that's "T," that's a long one.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tell me something happy
Okay, did I leave a d or something out of it this time? I swear I can normally spell antidisestablishmentarianism...
And then they were hangin' on th' wall... hic
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
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Did you get too drunk again?
...And then there were none.
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Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Don't keep us waiting! What happened to Donald Trump's secret servicemen?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Ms. Clinton, do you and your party have any recommendations for what children can do in their community? Balance, there must be.
I'd sell 'em for a nickel, I would! Don't test me!
my current job
What price should I sell these uncut diamonds for?
Indeed. I can't show you all that because it's overbudget, but that is the case.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
So Bowser and Giovanni had a rock-paper-scissors match over the last cookie?
Only on Saturdays.
Tell me something happy
Wait, you've been using your weekends to BUILD A DEATH RAY?
I dunno, it came from that weird pet shop.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Where did you get that abomination of a pet?!
In the bathroom.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Blitzy....
So, where did you get attacked by the squid?
A nuke should do the trick.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
You got any ideas on how to get rid of that anthill outside?
Forgot the answer This is the ghost of my non-existent twin sister.
edited 30th Jan '18 11:30:45 PM by dutchguy1986
The Hope, The Hero
Dude, who is that and why is she putting the moves on me?!
Targeting and firing!
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
At the heart of the world...
Alright, cadet, what do you do with this here targeting-and-firing implement?!
Because I've lost control over my life.
Anolis, why are all of our troper friends in your basement and WHY IS THE CITY ON FIRE?!
They started it! I reacted normally.
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Let Me Get This Straight...: A group of forum-goers gang against you, so you break the innocent little 12 year old popular girl into leaving to teach them a lesson?
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Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Have you seen Tohru and Kanna anywhere? They're umm... dragons.
That question is exactly why I don't enjoy this game as much as I should.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
And then, when I've killed everyone, should I celebrate by eating oatmeal or cereal?
Uh. No we won't. We're in a hurry.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."