Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Oh, yes! Went I went to Japan, I saw snow fall. I thought it was beautiful, and then it got in my eyes and I slipped on a frozen puddle. Still pretty, though. Back home, I only saw snow once when my family went to the snow. But I can count the amount of times I've seen real snow on one hand.
TNP cannot do this
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I can. I've personally experienced snowfall only twice in my life so far: once when I was 5-6, the other when I was 16.
TNP does not like his/her own handwriting.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Student of Story
Well, not my print, which looks awkward and badly done. That's why I pretty much always write in script/cursive, although sometimes that means having to deliberately make it easier for others to read it.
TNP has graduated college/university.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
The next poster has no sense of humor.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
That's a bit of a long shot, isn't it? I'm not sure it's possible to be a human being without a sense of humor.
The next poster has a banana.
Exactly one.
TNP feels depressed so far this week.
Wicked Flight
Nope. Tired, sick and a little stressed, sure, but not depressed.
TNP is a procrastinator.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Well, yeah... I do try to put in effort at work though.
TNP just feels tired
edited 27th May '15 4:09:00 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Not particularly, at the moment
TNP has been to at least one con
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
No, I do very badly in crowds.
The next poster lives somewhere where it rains very often.
Tief girl with eartude
Yep; a small archipelago off the coast of Europe. We get a lot of warm air from the gulf stream which tends to condense into rain clouds as it meets the colder northern weather fronts.
TNP expects to live for at least a century.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
I don't, but my dad expects me to do so. I can never tell if he's joking about or not...
TNP is Younger Than They Look.
edited 2nd Jun '15 6:49:25 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Quite the opposite. I look and sound about 5 years younger than I actually do.
TNP kicks ass and actually has chewing gum.
edited 2nd Jun '15 7:02:02 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Star of hope
TNP is a girl with a sweet set of combat weapons
wisdom, hope, courage, love, peace, willpower
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
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You forgot to answer the guess! 
Inverted yet again: I'm a guy who genuinely wants combat weapons, but doesn't have any.
TNP typically wears some kind of jewelry (fake or real doesn't matter).
edited 2nd Jun '15 11:26:02 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Spooky Fugger
I never wear jewelry.
TNP is a gamer.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Well, I guess, yeah. Not as hardcore as some, though.
TNP is mega into horror movies
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
The Vagrant
Look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that falls within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
So, no.
I guess that TNP just opened a new tab to see how well I got that up there down.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Nope.
TNP is listening to music right now
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Only in my miiiiiiiiiiind
TNP can guess what song is stuck in my head right now
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Nah, it was Hooked On A Feeling. But I appreciate the guess!
edited 3rd Jun '15 6:21:18 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
my current job
My guess is most certainly wrong, but I'll try: Elephant Talk?
TNP plays or is interested in playing a instrument.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I play the drum kit. I'm mostly self-taught.
TNP is self-taught in a skill.
simple as
I don't know. I've never seen real snow before in my life.
TNP has seen snow.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!