Weird dreams

Last night, I dreamed that I had a new adopted sister, she was small enough to hold but old enough to talk, we went to buy MLP plushes for her, then I fell asleep in the dream. I dreamed on Derse this time, there were two girls who really looked like Vriska and Jade also there... even though Vriska and Jade are both Prospit dreamers. idklol

I haven't had any highly memorable dreams lately, but I do remember bits and pieces of a few dreams I've had fairly recently:

• At some point in one, I was performing something in front of a live audience, and afterwards, a grown up Arnold and his 8 kids came up to shake my hand. (Don't worry, he was married to Helga.)

• In one from last night, my cat had 6 kittens (even though she has been spayed), three boy and three girls. All the boys were gray and all the girls were white and orange. For some reason, they all showed up in Smash Run when I play Smash 3DS later in the dream and I accidentally whacked one of them with a hammer. I wasn't happy. Also, the kittens were apparently actually a new kind of Pokemon.

I found myself as something of a stage manager in little kids performing plays based on Disney Princess movies, particularly the ones from the Walt Era. Sometime during my stage managing, my sister asked me who she was, and I told her, "Aurora." She asked why, and I explained that she fit the role the best.

The next day (during the same dream) I found out I was supposed to be taking exams and not stage managing, and as a consequence, I missed a couple exams, although I took those I was able to take that day. Weird considering I already took my exams over a month ago...

edited 16th Jun '15 8:14:03 AM by DarkElfPrincess

A series of weird dreams from last night:

1. Pony!Sofia the First was making fun of Diamond Tiara, calling the latter a "pink flank". The princess's Amulet then cursed her with a cutie mark that was a rabbit holding a poison mushroom.
2. Elsa was singing a weird garbled Filipino version of "Let it Go" that was very far from the original version.
3. We were on a road trip when I suddenly had leg pain. My cousins then took me to the hospital to operate on me. One of them made trial incisions on my lower legs, then made deep triangular cuts on my thighs!
4. I was back in my high school, feeding the preschoolers with my favorite snacks.^note I studied in an Elevator School. I saw two of my old teachers pass by me. I asked them what they were doing here, but they said that they were going on vacation.

And then I woke up clutching my thighs.

I dreamed Goku and I were searching for the Dragon Balls to revive my father, my nephew and a dark-skinned girlfriend I appeared to have after they died in the kitchen when the gas of the furnace exploded the whole place. I was unable to resist the emotional pain, and the parts where I was looking looked grim and dark (then again, it was night...). One of the Dragon Balls was in a house where some relatives live, and as I prepared to leave, a cousin of mine invited me to use the bathroom so I could take a brief rest. I woke up as soon as I entered.

Not sure what's worse to dream: Falling in love but not baing able to do the declaration of love, or doing so and then seeing your love interest die.

I recently had a dream that WW3 started in my home town.

Yeah.

I had some of dreams like that this year.

I had a dream involving Homestuck and FNAF, can't remember much more.

Last night, I had to track down my doppelganger. Then I beat the ever-loving shit out of him.

The weirdest thing was, it all happened at my old elementary school.

edited 16th Jun '15 4:15:45 PM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

... Dreamed of an apocalypse. It was caused by boredom according to a newspaper. The only survivors were Tropers...

Earthquake in Qurac... from a side-scroller's point of view.

There was a strange dream I had the other night where all I can remember is that I drank bad tea, which somehow transformed me into a 15 foot tall female alien.

Last night, I dreamed that I was watching various Nickelodeon shows, and of course, the episodes of the shows were very bizarre, but the only one that I distinctly remember was an episode of Sanjay and Craig where bad chicken wings began turning everyone in town (including the eponymous characters) into Christopher Lloyd. Yeah, I don't know either.

Oddly, an entire episode of The Angry Beavers also played in that dream without any differences.

My parents helped me rape a prostitute who looked like a toad. Yeah.

edited 19th Jun '15 6:28:40 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77

Last night I had plenty of dreams since I woke up briefly on various points of the deep night. One of the dreams I remember now is that I was a detective and watched the activities of a suspicios man in a house not too far from mine. Another dream was about my family and I being in Chicago and fleeing from a criminal convoy as in Watch Dogs. Another I remember, though vaguely, is about my brother and I walking on a lake bridge during a rainy night, and the water rose to such a level that its putrid smell felt very strong.

this isn't weird as in, strange, but wierd as in, creepy.

so one night, before i had ever heard of it, i dreamed about a trailer for the movie coralline, and i also dreamed of angry brids star wars 2 before i even knew about it, and i knew about the app icon AND the telepod gimmick, as well as yoda's spinning attack! im not making this up! i also knew someone had a green 3 in their hand in a game of uno that i was watching, without seeing their cards! honest!

get a job as a fortune teller lol

edited 21st Jun '15 1:47:10 AM by SmartGirl333

All I can remember from the dreams I had last night is that my mom, little sister and I were trying to get somewhere in a conjested area, ran off the road, trashed the area and ran into a tree. Mom decided to just go back home, and so we did.

The weird thing was that the car didn't have a scratch on it beside leaving behind a mess that would make Spongebob blush.

Last night I dreamed that I was paying a visit to the author of the chemistry book I used when I was in 9th grade. I honestly never liked the book as I found it too bloated, so I had no idea if I was going to like the author himself. He was quite nice, and gave me a tour through his house. I never dared to tell him I had graduated in physics because, well, chemists don't have a very kind opinion on physics (neither as a subject, nor as a science). Then my father came and told him just that, and hell broke loose.

This morning...

It was night.

An open platform. We were suppose to go somewhere, but the train can go no further.

Beyond the platform is a large schoolyard. I follow the crowd to set my stuff down at a dormitory. "Where are we?" I asked someone. "I don't know," the someone said. "I have no signal."

The schoolyard have a large teaching complex, a cafeteria not unlike the one I have at school, a large gym with a pool, and lots lots of grass area. We quickly settled down and organized the little group (not all of the people that got stuck there is a teacher or a student. A Lo K creator was there too.). The cooks, the lifeguards, the explorers, the anxious signal checkers, and the kids, so and so on. I was assigned to do nothing.

This is a weird place, I thought. I don't want to be stuck here forever. A place without NASA.

The next morning, fog enveloped the area. "We can access the Internet from here," one of the anxious checkers said. "But Bryan Konietzko had reported he can't contact [Mike]."

"That sucks. Do you mean we aren't able to say anything to the outside world but we can helplessly watch?" I said. How's this possible?

"All our data says so." Then the checker changed the topic. "You heard about the shooting? He had some flag patches on him."

"Yes. Rhodesia and South Africa," I told the checker what I had learned from /r/vexillology.

Around midday, reports came from the explorers. "After crossing the large lake we were able to climb the Effie Tower. The sky is strange. It is a lot lower, even covering a large portion of the tower. But we weren't able to go to the top from the inside."

"What about the outside?"

"We sent some daredevils to do that. The result is the same."

Getting...stuck...here.

Beside the schoolyard is a LEGO shop that was cut into half. The map shows it in full and the poster shows arrangements that isn't possible with the shop we were in. They were having a Jurassic Park sale.

"What's the point of the map if we can't access the other side?" I asked as I walk out of the store.

"The pool is ready. Get your swimsuit on and jump in," one of the lifeguard said as the night marched on and the fog got thicker.

In panic I wore the swimsuit without first taking off my shorts.

Next day, people had moved on. The schoolyard was filled with chattering and playfulness. The fog was also cleared, revealing the large lake and the Effie Tower on the outside, muffled by the the school. It's not just the tower. The Singaporean twin tower was also there. How?

I continued walking.

It's not like we are stuck in a game like SAO. I mean...

A certain guy jumped from the building and landed on the grass. Moments later the guy bounced back unharmed.

We can't be killed.

Suddenly, it clicked. "I...wow, we could be in Narnia!" I exclaimed. No one listened.

I ran up to one of my math teachers. "Geez, we could be in Narnia," I said, huffing.

"How?"

"In the last book, the main characters all died from a train crash."

"So you are saying...we are all dead."

Yes.

I think I had another sign I should quit my current job and find a better one; I just had a weird and bad dream about it.

There was this rather shady character in the express line, and all of a sudden, the store became very dark and filled with ominous crashes of thunder, in the vein of whenever the Jabberwocky would appear in Alice in Wonderland. Only there were small earthquakes added as well. I ran to one of the doors to escape, and I saw that the world outside was still calm, peaceful, and beautiful.

I had a dream where I was in a game that was somewhere between Batman: Arkham Asylum and Fallout 4.

It was frickin' awesome.

Sometime in the beginning of my dream, I found myself trying to escape a round, convoluted dungeon. I don't recall what happened between then and the part I remember most about my dream. Three random girls who generated in my dream and I were going to give speeches atop a stage in a room that looked large enough for a party, while representing Disney Princesses at the same time - let's see, they were Cinderella, Ariel, and Jasmine, and I assumed the role of Snow White. Although Cinderella seemed normal, Ariel looked like how she appeared in this video, Jasmine wore a less Fanservicey version of her traditional outfit, and for some reason, I was wearing a blue fur jacket and leggings with a matching color, which is not what Snow White is supposed to wear. At the point I was supposed to deliver my speech, I had no idea what I should say, so I went over to the edge of the stage and saw a blond guy who looked like a rock star sitting there, and we chatted.

The wrong outfit thing kinda reminded me of my live-action roleplaying dream I posted a few pages back, where I forgot to add the part when I started acting like Jasmine as if I became her that for some reason, I was wearing modern day street clothes, although I switched into something more like her. Why didn't I do the same thing for Snow White here?

edited 24th Jun '15 4:43:40 AM by DarkElfPrincess

I managed to have a dream where my brain MADE UP A FIGURE OF SPEECH for its dream world:

Saw-Antlers = someone who is willingly gullible I.e. Finds it easier to believe someone than put effort into questioning it (I have no idea where my brain came up with this, or why it chose those specific words).

I have no idea where that came from. If anyone else does, I would love to know. o_o

Last night I dreampt I was driving my boyfriends car home for some reason and the brakes disappeared right in the middle of me steering. Im freaking out in the car still moving but somehow one of us had the grwat Hulk force to rip the gear into Park and we jolt to find yt? g e breaks. After moving a cat out of the way and discover the brake and engine are in holsters hidden by keychain sized Pillow Pets. Eventually we realize a cop is right next to us this whole time and then just nothing happens.

Something about me being concerned that adopting a baby hyena is illegal, my old teacher trying to show me something at the back of her throat and Alpha and Omega & a cheap kids' dinosaur movie being deemed worthy of 800-page novelizations.

I had a weird dream, starring ~Lorsty, ~Ghost Elm, ~Baron Green, and ~Solip Schism.

So, I had enrolled in the army. Except, for some reason, I had enrolled in the US army. And then, the leader dude yelled at me and said that I had joined the "gay US army cadets".

Sakura was sitting next to me, with the other three sitting around me. It was like a long bench table with other benches full of people.

So, now we got given a bunch of lyrics to sing. Maybe a military song. I dunno. Then Profbro noticed that the first line sounded like Taylor Swift (?????) and Jet agreed.

Then we sang all these songs in the tune of Taylor Swift while Solly and I sang a harmonising "wooah ohhh oh oh oh" loop while the other two sang.

Then the leader dude was like, "boys that was the best rendition I had ever heard ever."

And then I woke up IRL and got so confused.