Brain Bleach thread

Post stuff that makes you need Brain Bleach here, so we can all share your pain. Use visual aids, if necessary.

A few days ago, I realized that South Park's Gerald Broflovski looks and dresses almost exactly like Lord Vetinari, and it's been haunting me ever since.

edited 17th Jun '12 9:25:45 PM by Seaport

My friend spent most of the morning trying to make me find Xenomorts attractive.

A lot of stuff in Silent Hill. Also, some of the stuff featured in these tumblr blogs, FYeah Terrible Silent Hill Art and FNo Silent Hill.

This.

*waits for Komodin to turn up*

Oh my, I think I may grow to love this thread.

Necrotising Fasciitus◊ (WARNING: IT'S A LEG WITH THE CONSISTANCY OF A LEG OF HAM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.) is pretty nasty.

Realistic sculptures of Beavis and Butthead.◊

Hentai manga in general can produce this reaction, but one doujin in particular will be burned into my mind forever. I'll spare you the details and just say it involved a guy murdering his daughter, then cooking and serving her as food to a Corrupt Corporate Executive he was trying to get a job with. All of this was supposed to be sexy, of course. It's not even the cannibalism that got to me, but rather the huge betrayal of it all, and the sheer Complete Monsterness of the father (and he wasn't even an entertaining monster like Kimblee).

I'd still read it. Link?

That's nothing. Try Evangelion doujin where Rei has huge, disgusting, impossible boobs. with NIPPLE-GINAS. Not as hot as you'd think :/

A good chunk of the stuff I've had to review as a P5 Guy. Notable examples that has me reaching for the Eyemonia include Kodomo no Jikan, Rance, Katahane, Popotan and that game with those futa!fairies (Eiyuu x Maou?).

Behold, the horrors of the Botfly.◊ It lays eggs in your skin, which may hide in your body and hatch, at which point they will begin to painfully push themselves through your skin in order to escape. Proof that there is no sane, loving God.

Yet another from the wonderful world of Internet porn. I've run across this image several times, and each time I can't imagine what could possess someone to draw something like this. It was a frighteningly realistic picture of...

ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

...Sarah Palin, as a hermaphrodite, violating her daughter Bristol. I mean, what? First of all, is Bristol even legal? If she isn't, I'm pretty sure there are penalties for this sort of thing, especially considering how lifelike it was.

You know what, the entire fetishization of Sarah Palin kind of Squicks me out. It's no secret I'm the type of guy who can find women in their 40s and 50s attractive (I even mention it on my user page), and yet I don't get her appeal at all, in appearance or personality. And yet you've got all sorts of people lining up to draw hideous porn of her...

She looks like the creepy Statue Of Happiness from GTA 4 at the best of times. The fact alone that people find her attractive enough to draw porn of her is, frankly, disturbing.

I would imagine a good percentage of that "art" is coming from people who don't particularly care for her.

Ooh, I can't believe I forgot this one. So, somewhere in the bowels of Live Journal, there exists a certain member of the Marvel Comics fandom who dislikes the One More Day storyline in Spider-Man. Okay, fair enough, that's not exactly a minority opinion, as the story frequently appears on "Worst Comic Ever" lists (including our own). But, you see, this guy really, really dislikes it. To an "I'm not sure if he can tell fantasy from reality" point. How does he express his dislike? By commissioning like, fifty different artists, using actual, physical money, mind you, to draw... Peter Parker, being Forced to Watch as his wife Mary Jane has sex with bulkier, "manlier" Marvel characters (usually Luke Cage), and sometimes said characters violating Peter himself! Oh, and Peter has an inch-long penis. Both the content and the commissioner's obsessiveness are obviously... disturbing.

There's a list of the scariest mouths in the animal kingdom on Cracked. Emperor penguins were at the bottom of the list, and I had to stop reading because it was really dark in my bedroom at the time.

The pictures of anencephalic babies on Wikipedia. Their... their heads... they're shaped like E.T.'s head, and their poor eyes are just... staring...

Also in the horrific birth defects category is cyclopia. Wikipedia thankfully didn't have any pictures of it, but they linked to a website that did.

Possibly a little less so was the entry for Adolf Hitler on Moe Anthropomorphism. I remember two image links- the first was broken, and the second showed Hitler basically with his head the same as real life in monochrome, but with freaking sparkly moe eyes the size of pie plates superimposed onto his face. Ugh...

I just learned that there's a Bridge To Terabithia fandom, and what's more, apparently one large enough to have fanfiction and fan-speak. Thank you and [EFF!] you, Fix Fic page.

Okay, not exactly brain bleach, but I do feel like something classic is being sort of... polluted.

I once read Franken Fran.

Part of it, anyway.

Werg. I didn't care much for it.

My dad always stays up really late, even though he has to get up early to go to work. Mom and I have wondered why this is.

Today, Mom informed me of her discovery that at least some of this time is spent jerking off to porn. In plain view of anyone who walks up the stairs.

Awkward...

As for me, I've found some pretty weird stuff while browsing tags for popular series on Tumblr. 99% of that "pretty weird stuff" is porn. Some examples from the Final Fantasy tag include what appears to be tentacle porn of Exdeath◊ (obviously NSFW). Still trying to wrap my head around that one. Also Wide-Eyed Uke Kefka, but I'll spare you that one because I can't seem to find it.

...Seriously, how do I block results from a specific person? Most of this stuff seems to be coming from a few specific sources, so if I block them, I won't get as much of it.

edited 3rd Oct '12 5:26:31 PM by SapphireBlue

My brother does this thing every year where he watches as many horror movies as he can in October and on the 1st of the month this year, he insisted on watching two episodes of Masters Of Horror in the same room as me. They were both horrible, that's all I'll say.

edited 3rd Oct '12 6:03:49 PM by Guest1001

I just read the Human Centipede page. Help.

The threat of a nuclear holocaust

Watermelon: A Cautionary Tale. From the bottom of my heart, do not watch it if you ever want to look at watermelons the same way again, or if you have a sensitivity to Body Horror or And I Must Scream. Seriously, this kept me up at night when I first watched it two years ago. If I piqued your curiosity, I apologize.

This◊. (Warning: alludes to masturbation and has a drawing of a dildo, but it doesn't depict anything explicit).