Entries that make you go "Lol"

Crack Pairing:

I looked at some of the Trope Pantheons earlier and found that one of the entries in the portfolio of King Galbatorix was "John Malkovich being someone else for a change".

edited 3rd Sep '14 11:27:53 AM by GavsEvans123

The image caption for Blood Bath.

(It amused me, anyway...)

He's pretty current, though, isn't he?

Although Despair Event Horizon is a rather serious trope, I rather like how it has a Robot Chicken quote at the top of the page. Or at least it used to.

edited 8th Sep '14 5:35:45 PM by Demetrios

I don't think it ever did.

I remember the top of its page saying "'Lost the will to live'? What's your degree in, poetry?"

The first line of the definition on Gun Nut. I was going to fix it, but I think it's funny enough that it should stay.

"A character whose life revolvers around guns."

The Stinger for Spacetime Eater.

Eeeww, when someone says blood bath, I imagine gratuitous gore, not an actual BLOOD BA Th. That's not healthy. Who knows what kinds of diseases you could catch by bathing in blood

Pretty much all of the image captions for the Pokemon episodes that have been covered so far.

edited 18th Sep '14 5:00:10 AM by CL

Even though Star-Derailing Role would normally be a bad time in an actor's career, I couldn't help but laugh about the entry for Bill Cosby. The one that said "Bill Cosby should only be on a screen that can fit in your living room."

From A Good Name for a Rock Band.

Stupid Jetpack Hitler, just...that name.

Sure the content is fascinating, but to me it always conjures up the same mental image.

A black and white film of one of Hitlers 30's speeches he salutes to the crowd as always, palm down and arm extended, face stoney. The camera tilts and we notice a bubbly cartoonish Buck Rodgers style jetpack on his back, a jet of white smoke blankets his feet and he slowly rises into the air, salute and stoic expression still in place.

He rises a few more feet and the drag from his extended arm pulls him from upward to forward travel, then to downward, then backward. His speed increases and he starts rocketing in a spiral like that supposed picture of the failed N.K. missile launch test. The speed increases more and he finally breaks his stoic expression to screech "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEINE!" over and over like a broken record gradually growing fainter as he is carried away until the only thing left is a spiraled white vapor trail tracing his path into the great beyond.

The camera cuts to the massive crowd, all with almost identical "What the hell?" looks on their faces.
Then I sit there with no sound coming out, and clapping like a retarded seal and I realize that even with 23 years of experience I am still an overgrown 6 year-old.

Oh god I shouldn't have spent so much time laughing at that as I did.

EDIT: Wrong thread. My bad.

edited 22nd Sep '14 9:04:17 PM by DrFurball

Not really an entry, but I find it amusing that if you do an empty search on "search forum titles" it brings up all the titles containing "blank".

Oh GAWD at that image!

@Slysheen: I applaud you good sir!

edited 26th Sep '14 8:15:49 PM by Naspah

"We cannot hope to instruct you on when it is appropriate to use a comma. The official rules for this were obviously determined by a bunch of drunk guys playing homebrew Wheel of Fortune."

I wasn't even expecting anything humorous there!

edited 29th Sep '14 8:51:26 AM by valozzy

Something seems off here.

^ That's been fixed. Thank you for noting it.

From That Poor Cat:

edited 29th Sep '14 1:12:49 PM by BaffleBlend