Foil the above poster's eeeevil plan.

I break your legs.

I'm going to steal this orb of power to charge up my deadly laser beam and prove to you all that I'm not a meer Family-Values Villain.

edited 26th May '17 3:48:45 AM by NegaKingKix

The fact that you would do that already forces you onto the Complete Monster train. Oh, and I have the orb already.

...and I will complete this Amplifier Artifact with it, supercharging my mental strength into that of a god, then enslave all of humanity.

edited 26th May '17 5:11:50 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I steal your device and . . .

Im going to use it to transform me into an all powerful sayian!

I'm going to simply take the device after you transform, and use it on myself, before using it on the rest of humanity.

Your attempt to conquer it will leave you as a tattered corpse, and humanity will be made stronger.

I'm going to teach you how to be evil!

During the plot climax, I will regain enough my sanity to summon The Power of Friendship to uh...make me not become evil idontknowhowthisisadoomsdaymachine

But then I become evil anyway and steal all the world's coal and plot to ignite it all at once over Antarctica to melt the polar ice caps. (half of them anyway) MUAHAHA.

People discover you stealing coal, You manage to evade the Police but you didn't manage to evade the bullet coming from an Assassin's Rifle that was aimed at your head. As it turns out, You stole Coal from some not-so-nice people who then put a bounty on your head.

This of course, leaves you Life Impaired.

I am going to increase the amount of air in all chip bags!

edited 26th May '17 8:46:42 PM by Jaxfirebus

Off topic, but I think that people who respond to me are being uncreative just to mess with me. Is freedom welcome here? /null

I foil your plan by stabbing the bags repeatedly.

I'm going to expand everyones eyeballs until they fall out!

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:16:10 PM by Penroses

Well, creativity and uncreative responses are allowed. Though I doubt people are doing it specifically to mess with you.

I'm going to become a double eyepatched pirate in response! In my blindness, my out of control accuracy will strike you and your machine down, along with getting me arrested for murder and firing a lethal weapon blindly.

I'm going to turn an alien race into fuel, similar to Eggman's plan from this game!

It happens, particularly when you restrict your plan to a particular work. I had a nod to Wata Mote elsewhere get a generic and uncreative answer, but I suppose that person just wanted a turn and didn't know how to tailor it. Just have to roll with the punches, maybe save it for a month or so later and hope for a more tailored answer.

I foil your plan by convincing Earth's government to arm the fuel aliens, so they can drive back your invading armies. Surely, this won't have any side effects decades down the road.

I'm going to sell baseball caps with nanotechnology which auto-activates at a specific time, digging deep into the wearers' brains and controlling their minds!

I've banned all clothing in general, no more nanomachines, son!

I'm going to mass produce HK416 and take over the world with them.

I blow up all of the factories where you mass produced HK 416.

I plan to drag the Moon down to Earth to cause mass extinction!

I call in the hero of time and . . . well you know how this ends.

I'm going to use a device to go from dimension to dimension stealing artifacts of doom and use them to conquer worlds!

While you're busy dimension-hopping, I sneak in behind the machine you're anchored to and throw a spanner into the works, causing it to break while you're halfway through an interdimensional portal, ripping you in half like a Mortal Kombat fatality. :V

I'm going to use a time machine to bring the dinosaurs back!

I modified your time machine and turned it into a one way trip, enjoy your trip!

I'm going to join Sangvis Ferri.

Not sure how that's an evil plan since you're kinda agreeing to become a Mook, but...I slip an EMP device onto you, which triggers when you command your android?

Had to google 5 sites before BSing that...I doubt anyone here plays that game

I'm going to raid museums for sap-trapped specimens, extract any living microbes, and engineer them as worldwide pandemics that only my minions and I are immune to!

Well, I already stole all of the museums and put them in my high security basement. Speaking of which...

My next evil plan is to prevent anyone to ever visit a museum again because I stole all of them!

Perfect! Now I can buy the properties they were on for dirt cheap! The economy is mine!

Also, I'll just open more museums. ABOUT ME!

I'm going to save the world from a crisis which I've engineered!

I secretly turn on a projector in the middle of one of your speeches showing you masterminding the crisis's, the people then Tear you apart.

The plain? It's Simple, We Kill The Batman!

you froze him, wouldn't that mean you made my plain succeed for me?

edited 3rd Jun '17 5:15:42 PM by vjoi

According to Batman logic Batman is still alive, so...

I've solidified Batman in a tube of impenetrable ice, so now you can never reach him.

I'm going to solidify EVERY superhero in a tube of impenetrable ice!

edited 4th Jun '17 5:21:02 AM by Penroses

I give them all thermal underwear on a shared timer, so at a specific time, you'll be stuck fighting a legion of superheroes on your own.

I'm going to distribute thermal nanoclothing to everyone between the two 30th parallels, which will activate at once and give billions heat stroke!

I buy all of the factories that makes the thermal nanoclothing and cancel production.

I plan to freeze all of the planet's oceans.

I'll disable your freezing devices. Will time travel to make sure that none of this happened just in case (by taking away all the necessary materials for the device).

I will turn everyone to teddy bears with a chemical agent!

edited 10th Jun '17 6:10:33 AM by kaalban

I trick you into trying to explain how your chemical turns people into teddy bears, causing them to disappear into a puff of logic.

my plain? well future vjoi you have a time machine I have a gun, what the hell Let's Kill Hitler!

Future me simply shoots future Vioj before he can go back in time to help you kill Hitler, which, though well intentioned, would put Heinrich Himmler or one of his brilliant subordinates in charge, meaning WW 2 would have managed to go better for the Nazis.

Not only that, seeing as he was one of the key players in orchestrating the Holocaust...

Well, Future me saved Europe.

From you.

I'm going to use the time machine that Future me 'borrowed' from future Vioj, to make myself richer!

edited 10th Jun '17 7:21:15 AM by RandomWriter413