Lanceslayer, anyone?
Oh, God, Kyoto Animation's pulling another Endless Eight...
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.Kyoto Animation is as insignificant to me as a mote of dust to you odd fleshthings.
Universe ending. Ffff.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.Call for Mr. Bob Howard. NIGHTMARE GREEN is starting...
Character is in danger of going Out of Focus... Not really.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.I throw a lightswitch rave to distract him.
Zounds! A vile Klargoxxian death fleet just dropped out of hyperspace!
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)I shoot it with a fully powered frap ray. Problem solved.
There are still 984 Lance users coming! Lancereavers only have 15 uses!
edited 10th Jan '11 1:14:09 PM by Balmung
I notice our shared love of Iron Savior, toss you a guitar, and we drive them off with a hefty dose of HM Powered Man.
I accidentally transmogrified myself into a fish, and there's no way to flop my way to the wading pool in time!
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)Don't worry! I'll carry you! Now where is it again?
She is being dragged through the streets by several cloaked men, with no one around to help.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.I snipe the cloaked men.
The Romulans are attacking the earth and the Enterprise is nowhere to be found! My avatar is at the focal point of their attacks!
Summon Bigger Fish to deal with the Romulans. Make sure that they aren't hostile to humanity, though.
Kohaku is going to have a long talk with Shiki Tohno about her life.
Shutdown sequence initiated.Leave it be. It's not like she's dying... or is she...
Picked up by a passing BLU Heavy
edited 10th Jan '11 4:04:23 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Scout to the rescue!
Tao's fighting Hazama!
edited 10th Jan '11 4:07:26 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerInflict a Baleful Polymorph on Hazama, turning him into a house cat.
Ganon is back, the Master Sword is broken, and there is no sign of the Hero of Time! And Asakura pissed him off!
edited 10th Jan '11 4:17:16 PM by Balmung
Conscript Asakura to fight Ganon. Sure, it's not the Master Sword, but considering her penchance for stabbing people while dancing merrily...
Those damn shippers are at it again...
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.Man the torpedoes! I've got some ships to sink!
Scout steals from RED Heavy
edited 10th Jan '11 4:23:24 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Man the torpedoes? As in Kaitens? Whoa, I'll pass on that.
Scout dashes out of the way, eats it in a secluded corner, and is promptly backstabbed by disguised RED Spy.
Microsoft is phasing out SQL! This is a disaster!
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.Install data management language from the future.
There are two of it and no one knows what to call them!
This is a wug. Now there are two of them. There are two ____.Send a faerie hunter hunter after him. With a tank.
Out of gems, low on mana, and ambushed by Gilgamesh!
Cue Gilgamesh beating up Gilgamesh.
Minogame is under attack by The Apostle of the Seed◊ (Those two mechs), and she only has one life remaining.
edited 22nd Feb '11 10:07:33 AM by AttObl
Shutdown sequence initiated.Fly over and give her extra lives
Ourumov is tied to a log going down a waterfall
I want flies in on a dragons!Take away the sharp rocks at the bottom.
All my Pokemon fainted and I'm underwater! FFFFFFFFFFFF
(saves her from drowning)
Ruby was struck by lightning, and she burst into flames...
edited 22nd Feb '11 2:14:31 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Luckily the rain put her out.
Prinny Asagi just encountered every boss in the game at once.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Manipulate Haruhi into unbreaking everything.
There are 999 Lance users charging.