chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
The coffin they were talking about was one that had a vampire in before it escaped. I am killed by said vampire.
TNP is trying to think of an interesting scenario for this thread.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Strongest In History
The scenario is a Brown Note that, when read, kills the person who wrote it. I die, repeatedly.
TNP is a zombie, effortlessly masquerading to be a normal human.
Kill or kill, you know?
I die because people know I am a zombie then beat me with a club and beheaded.
TNP has finished the genocide run of Undertale
(Like my last one I did, but tnp beat sans)
edited 4th Mar '18 10:26:49 PM by Joker45654
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Chara double-crosses me and eats my SOUL.
TNP is drinking hot chocolate.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Blitzy....
It's too hot, and my face melts.
TNP is now acting on stage.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
He'll take the case!
Somebody mixed up the prop sword and the real sword for the scene where I get stabbed.
TNP is playing hockey.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I get cross-checked into the board so hard it shatters the "safety" glass, and I die from the cuts. The other guy doesn't even get a double minor for unnecessary roughness.
The next poster is a Sim.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Not Sherlock Holmes
The green diamond above my head falls and impales me.
TNP is at a cheese shop.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
My poorly-planned attempt to go on a Rat Stomp to save all that cheese from the thieving rats gets me infected with the New Bubonic Plague. I accidentally spread the outbreak before dying a slow and miserable death.
The next poster is involved in a stakeout.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Lovely Legilimens
I get impaled on one of the stakes.
TNP is watching an awards ceremony.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Blitzy....
I die of excitement after my favorite movie wins.
TNP is now at an arcade.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Someone Rage Quit on a pinball machine and managed to flip it, causing all the other arcade machines to topple over. I get Squashed Flat in the chaos.
The next poster is flirting with a ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
.
Kill or kill, you know?
The cuts my head off.
TNP is pressing random keys on the keyboard
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
A hand comes out of the monitor and strangles me. The monitor displays the text: "Stop pushing my buttons."
TNP is writing profanities in an exam paper.
edited 6th Mar '18 11:34:42 AM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Is this the Game Over game or the Disproportionate Retribution for Misdemeanors game?![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Anyway, my profanity-laced doodles cause The Paranoiac teachers to assume that I'm preparing to shoot up the school. They are so busy hovering over my shoulder, they completely Failed a Spot Check for spotting the real shooter. I am among the fatalities.
The next poster is reading the Russian Sleep Experiment creepypasta
and suddenly realizes it's way past his/her bedtime.
Blitzy....
I try to get to sleep, but can't. I decide to drink some warm milk, but it's spoiled and I die of food poisoning.
TNP is on a Ferris wheel.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.The Ferris wheel detaches from its axle and kersplooshes into the cold waters of Puget Sound. Good news, I didn't die from drowning. Bad news, I died from hypothermia.
The next poster is fishing.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Strongest In History
Hey, I caught one! Too bad there's Always a Bigger Fish, and that bigger fish has just eaten my fish, my boat, and me.
TNP is playing the vidya.
edited 7th Mar '18 9:52:02 AM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
The vidya is so bad it fries my brain.
TNP is playing Banjo Kazooie
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Not Sherlock Holmes
bump
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Unluckily for me, it's Nuts and Bolts. I get cursed so i can't get out of my seat and i die unable to leave the seat to go get anything to eat, drink, or even go to the bathroom.
TNP is Peter Griffin
He'll take the case!
Someone accidentally sets up a cutaway gag that involves me being shot in the head multiple times.
TNP is on a road trip.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.I take a Wrong Turn at Albuquerque and end up in Japan, where Godzilla poops on my car. I suffocate and die from the stink and get fossilized along with the poo. Future archaeologists are baffled.
The next poster is the Only Sane Man armed with The Universal Genre Savvy Guide in a horror movie.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Strongest In History
I'm in the (nonexistent) Movie adaptation of Dreaming Mary, so I flip to the wrong section of the book. I complete the first part, only to die really fast in what happens after.
TNP is climbing a mountain.
edited 11th Mar '18 3:18:22 PM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
The next poster encounters someone who is extremely dizzy, muttering something about a ruined coffin before fainting.
edited 4th Mar '18 1:28:06 PM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.