"Run for your lives!"Bogleech is a website devoted to insects, parasites and monsters in general. It was started by web cartoonist and biology buff Jonathan Wojcik, also known as Scythemantis. Topics include biology, movie monsters, videogames, toys, mythology, and so on. The main site also includes webcomics (notably, Awful Hospital) and flash cartoons, as well as Mortasheen, Wojcik's own idea for a Pokemon-style tabletop RPG. Also has links to numerous Cracked.com articles written by him, usually about the less pleasant aspects of Mother Nature (e.g. parasites that cause aberrant supernumerary leg growth in frog).
This website provides examples of:
- Anthropomorphic Objects: Or organs, in this case; two recurring characters in his comics are Brains and Guts, who are a sentient brain and stomach, respectively.
- Crapsaccharine World: Mortasheen is something of the Bizarro version of this trope. The setting is a sprawling continent-sized toxic urban wasteland of twisted science that is home to degenerate humanoids and hundreds of species of horrific bloodthirsty monsters (many created by the residents as living tools or weapons) where life is either nasty, brutish and short or agonizingly drawn out for far too long... and yet most sentient beings who live there cheerfully take it all in stride, and behave pretty much like you'd expect if this was a standard happy-go-lucky Pokémon-like world instead of a hell-world that could otherwise give Warhammer 40,000 a run for its money.
- Darker and Edgier: More like creepier & scarier...
- Eldritch Abomination: Some of his Mortasheen menagerie are Shout Outs to HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Some are worse.
- Sometimes appear in the comic and elsewhere on the site too.
- Friend to All Living Things: Up to Eleven. Wojcik loves all sorts of creatures commonly seen as frightening, repulsive and just plain weird.
- Friend to Bugs
- The only exception seems to be dolphins, but he mostly hates how they're idolized by pop culture.
- Hostile Show Takeover: As part of the Halloween 2013 event, Bogleech was temporarily usurped by Borfladge, ostensibly a version of Bogleech's website from some other reality.
- Interactive Fiction: Two so far, both as part of Halloween 2013. Nausea Quest and Don't Get Spooked. The former is almost entirely text based, while the latter includes full artwork and over 60 characters.
- Multiple Endings: Don't Get Spooked has three of them:
- Fighting the Nightmare Queen with other monsters, in a parody of Pokémon. She wins, but then she stops being hostile because you have some Ecto-cooler.
- A different fight to the Nightmare Queen is available once you recruit Vulthrax. Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?.
- If you complete the Monster Album you skip the "fight" entirely and you get a Golden Ending.
- Multiple Endings: Don't Get Spooked has three of them:
- Mons: Mortasheen is a dark version of this idea, with several monster clowns, sentient iron maidens, an entire class consisting of various insects fused with humans and at least four different varieties of zombie fetus.
- Monster Clown: Jonathan is quite obviously a fan; Mortasheen contains an entire monster type comprised of this trope, known as the "Joker" class, which is basically equivalent to there being a Pokemon type called "Clown". There are numerous monstrous clown merchandise items in the Halloween galleries, as well.
- Nightmare Fetishist
Out of seven thousand (I'm estimating) monsters in the Digimon franchise, the stinking, rotting, bile-belching Raremon is my number one, uncontested most precious baby.
- A good example is the Raremon page, wherein Wojcik fanboys over a creature that looks like a stinking blob of rot and machinery:
- Our Dragons Are Different: Explored in this article, by point out that dragons were depicted with Animalistic Abomination trope until very recently.
- Our Vampires Are Different: Mortasheen's Vampire-class monsters, aside from extremely freakish forms, are created by infection from an extraterrestrial (possibly extradimensional) super-parasite whose ultimate form is absurdly powerful. Fortunately, ultimate form vampires rarely live on Earth for long. Unfortunately, it's because they leave to spread vampirism to the four corners of the universe and beyond.
- Take That: This article ends in one, after a pretty nice build-up. Most of the information about spiders and arachnophobia is presented pretty fairly, if perhaps a bit bitterly. For the sake of the sensitive, most of the photographs are of butterflies. These butterfly photos get increasingly creepier as they go (did you ever notice how ugly butterflies can be up close?), and then suddenly you get a picture of a jumping spider looking quite innocent and adorable, presumably to ease arachnophobes into the idea that spiders can be cute, too. Then the second-to-last picture pops up, followed by a photo of a spider catching and killing a butterfly. The words accompanying this picture: "Also, screw you." The overall intention is a comical one, but it can still be a little jarring.
- The Worm That Walks: Wojcik suggests in his review thereof that this might be the explanation for why all of Yugioh's blatantly non-worm 'worms' are referred to as such.Maybe even their solid tissues are just built from different worms, all woven together to construct semblances of other creatures.
- What Measure Is a Non-Cute?: Averted. Jonathan and most of the forum members undoubtedly prefer parasitic flatworms that live in snail eyeballs to kittens.
- Some of us like everything.
- Word Salad Horror: Some of the entries such as Pokeween slowly degenerate into this kind of prose. The Burgrr.com website uses this kind of writing extensively.
Specific strips from the webcomic include examples of:
- Body Horror: I'm just here to shop!
- It would probably be faster to list the strips that DON'T contain any body horror, really.
- Cute Monster Girl: I don't hate you.
- Lightmare Fuel: Pretty much every strip to some degree.
- Mermaid Problem / Our Mermaids Are Different: Oh... We have ways...
- Our Zombies Are Different: Chapters 90 to 94 have 4 hapless zombie fanatics try to survive an actual Zombie Apocalypse with weird zombies that have strange and deadly abilities. It doesn't end well for them.
- Scooby-Doo Hoax: Subverted. And then double subverted by the Eldritch Abomination's closing line.
- Shout-Out: Penguins is a parody of Batman.
- Surprise Creepy: The gwound is made of tasty!
- Voodoo Shark: Played for Laughs and Invoked in the below comic
Brains: Alright, that sort of only raised a lot more questions. I apologize.
- Was Once a Man: I was two men!
- Weaksauce Weakness: But even FOUR pirates are no match for Louis-Jacques Thenard, co-discoverer of BORON!