Webcomic / Mountain Time

I mean, it's true...

Oh dear lord, what have I gotten myself into?

Mountain Time is a very strange Stick-Figure Comic by Isto Combs. It consists mainly of non sequiturs, deriving much of its humour from such bizarre events as a man removing his heart and turning it into macaroni salad, a woman sleeping with Burkina Faso, and a man with a statement allergy. The comic is often completely incomprehensible, but the author claims that it always has a symbolic meaning. He's probably making it up. We hope.

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