Webcomic / Cthulhu Slippers

In an insane world it's the only sane choice.

Mal: Sim? Want to get a beer after work?
Sim: That would interrupt my prayers for death.

Cthulhu Slippers: The beginning of the end

Cthulhu Slippers is an office comedy webcomic set after the return of H.P. Lovecraft's Great Old Ones. Written by Andrew Jack and drawn by Natalie Metzger it chronicles the misadventures of Mal, Sim and Zoe, three humans stuck working for Cthulhu Corp after the end of the world.

This comic provides examples of:

  • Amnesiac Dissonance: After Zoe resets reality to deal with a squid problem, Cthulhu briefly reverts to his pre-Cthulhu Corp ways.
  • And I Must Scream: Mal becomes trapped in a strange void where death does not exist. Apparently being digested is possible but perhaps is not fatal.
  • Apocalypse How: The comic exists somewhere between Class 1 and Class 2.
  • Author Avatar: Writer Andrew Jack has made it fairly clear that Mal, the dim witted protagonist, is supposed to be him.
  • Black Magic: Sim makes liberal use of this to send a case of 'Can O' Shoggoth' to a difficult customer.
    • Virtually the entire computer system runs on this.
    • Averted in this comic as it turns out you can summon Cthulhu with beer and chips.
  • Blue and Orange Morality: Despite their immense destructive power, the abominations that run Cthulhu Corp aren’t evil so much as selfish, alien and criminally stupid.
  • Comedic Sociopathy: Sim has no problems killing other people, or even field testing his only friend's body armour while said friend is still wearing it.
  • Cosmic Horror: All of the Great Old Ones are this to some degree, but Hastur in particular fits this trope. Even his... toilet business has tentacles and spikes.
  • Crapsack World: It's played for laughs, but the world has gone through being doomed and come out the other side.
  • Crazy Enough to Work: Mal straps the Necronomicon to his chest thinking an indestructible book makes a good bulletproof vest. He's mostly right, although the book hates him for it.
  • Cute Is Evil: The failed Cthulhu Corp product 'My First Necronomicon' is both adorable and in many ways far worse than the real Necronomicon, especially if you haven't deleted your browser history.
  • Defeat Means Friendship: Mal and the ceiling squid. The squid even comes to Mal's defence against a knife wielding cultist.
  • Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Cthulhu himself is surprisingly nice.
  • Human Resources: Nyarlathotep takes his job as Human Resources manager very literally.
  • Improvised Armour: In the page image Mal has strapped the Necronomicon to his chest as protection against...pretty much everything.
  • Inhuman Resources: Nyarlathotep is not what you'd hope for in a Human Resources manager. Still his depredations are better than working in the call centre.
  • Killer Rabbit: "No one had warned Lord Dagon about the seagulls, which were also hungry. He will be missed."
  • Lovecraft Lite: The Old Ones rise. People die. The few humans that remain are subject to the whims of all powerful monsters with no morals. It’s played for laughs.
  • May Contain Evil: ‘Can O’ Shoggoth’. 100% fatal, 100% of the time. It’s insanely popular.
  • Mugging the Monster At Cthulhu Corp don't bother Hastur until he's had coffee.
  • Must Have Caffeine: Hastur demands his coffee.
  • Obviously Evil: Nyarlathotep is clearly evil, even if he is still a little goofy looking.
  • Played for Laughs Every horrible thing that happens is this.
  • Sigil Spam: Magic glyphs are everywhere. Buildings still standing outside of Cthulhu Corp must bear a Cthulhu Approves! sticker.
  • Shout-Out: So many. To HPL himself almost constantly, not to mention a shout out to the Evil Dead series in this comic.
    • The main character's names are a shoutout to Firefly.
    • Cthulhu looks quite a bit like an Eldritch octopoid Eleventh Doctor.
    • This comic is a shout out to Jonathan Coulton and the Jo Co Cruise Crazy.
    • The book 'My First Necronomicon" is a shoutout to the Littlest Lovecraft children's book.
    • This strip is a shout out to Star Trek combined with a Take That.
  • Take That: The Hex Box is clearly a dig at the XBOX One.
  • This Loser Is You: Mal, although to be fair it could also be said that this loser is the comic's writer too.
  • Toilet Humour: this strip has a fairly clean example.
  • Tome of Eldritch Lore: The Necronomicon. Mal has a copy in his desk. It has the email addresses of all of the Elder Gods inside and a penchant for installing undeletable search bars on people’s web browsers.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Hastur will murder for coffee, Cthulhu enjoys beer and chips, and Nyarlathotep favors the blood and organs of the innocent.
  • Work Com with a side of Lovecraftian horror (-comedy).