Web Video / Desert Bus For Hope
In 2007, Victoria sketch comedy group LoadingReadyRun
organized a gaming marathon for the benefit of Child's Play
, a charity helping children's hospitals. The game used; Desert Bus
, a bus-driving "verisimulator" that has the player drive from Tucson to Las Vegas (and back). This takes about 8 real-life hours. A one-way trip scores a point. The game cannot be paused. Going off the road or stopping results in the motor overheating and a tow truck dragging your bus back to the starting point in real time.And
the bus veers slightly to the right, requiring constant player supervision.
To spare their sanity, LoadingReadyRun
organized the fundraiser so that each consecutive hour "cost" 7% more than the previous hour, starting at US $1 for the first hour. So for them to continue playing after 5 hours, for example, $5.75 (or 1+1.07+1.15+1.21+1.31) would have needed to be donated by that time through the desertbus.org
website. The first time around, they hoped for $5,000 in donations. They got $22,805. The total has climbed every year; 2013's Desert Bus 7
raised ... a little more. $523,348, to be exact. Enough to buy almost 6 and a half days of solid bussing. 2014's Desert Bus 8
raised $635,415, breaking the $2,000,000 mark for lifetime donations. 2015's Desert Bus 9
raised $676,883, shattering the $3,000,000 lifetime donation mark.
But the real key to the success of Desert Bus For Hope
is not the schadenfreude
resulting from donating to a good cause to make gamers suffer, it's because they stream their experience live and have a dedicated IRC channel, which allows viewers to interact with the on-duty driver and attending hangers on. Plus, for enough money, fans can issue "challenges" to the team. This has led to all sorts of memorable shenanigans.
- Ascended Meme: The Desert Bus For Hope meme "Play Minecraft, Watch Top Gear, Get Pig" is now a possible intro text in Minecraft, thanks to an expensive auction by a generous Notch.
- Audience Participation Song: During a group singing of Intergalactic, the Desert Bus Chat sang the chorus.
Graham: "We'll do the chorus," thank you chat room.
Jer: Yes, chat room, you must sing along.
- Butt Monkey: Kroze is rapidly taking this position on the team during Desert Bus 5.
- Matt is scapegoated for every crash.
- Cat Girl: In DBFH3, Tally and Kathleen were dressed as some. Although most of the crew had a turn with those cat ears...
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: The Desert Bus itself, obviously, but also...
- In DBFH2, donations were made to make Matt see Twilight. He had to see it four times in total. The next year, he pledged to see New Moon as many times as possible during a day if the donation total rose to 100K. He had to see it six times in all.
- For Desert Bus 5, Matt insisted that he only go and see Breaking Dawn if Desert Bus For Hope could reach $500,000 lifetime donations (which required about $57,000 this year) within 36 hours of the marathon starting. If they did it within 24 hours (James's shift), James would have to go and see it with him. The donations almost made it within the 24-hour mark, and James agreed to see it anyway.
- Creepy Doll: The one and only.
- Dead Guy Junior: Bill - one of the founding members of LoadingReadyRun - passed away in early 2016. That year's Desert Bus had the in-game bus driver's name set to "Bill" for the duration.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Literally, with the only entity ever able to accomplish such a feat: the Creepy Doll
- Down to the Last Play: The final hours of any given year are sure to see a massive uptick in donations. Sometimes, this uptick is needed to get the toteboard to cross the previous year's mark.
- Hidden Depths: Paul Saunders, cutscene snarker, website designer, comedy writer, and consummate geek...with the voice of an angel. #TeamPaulSexual, indeed.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Desert Bus for Hope, Desert Bus for Hope 2: Bus Harder, Desert Bus for Hope 3: It's Desert Bus 6 In Japan, Desert Bus IV: A New Hope, and De5ert Bus for Hope: Busing is Magic (the Gathering), Desert Bus for Hope 6: Desert Bus 3 in America, and Desert Bus 007
- Insistent Terminology:
- Graham did not crash. Solid Snake crashed.
- X didn't crash the bus, Matt crashed the bus,
- Laugh Themselves Sick: Graham and Kate when presented with QWOP. Also Alex, when Graham starts talking about ASS: The Musical.
- This happens often enough that whenever someone collapses in a fit of laughter, they're said to have "died" (as in, died laughing).
- Marathon Level: The whole game.
- Manly Tears: The ending of De5ert Bus. Graham just couldn't hold it in and most of the cast went with him. Except for James cause he's a dick.
- Medal of Dishonor: When anyone on the team does something wrong, they are presented with a 'Shame Ticket', issued by Ash or Serge, detailing their crime. A shame ticket could say anything from "I crashed the bus" to "Johnny Doorslammer" to "I broke the other arm off the lobster" to "I can't keep my skin intact" to "I wrote an unauthorized shame ticket" to "I know what I did" to "I've gone mad with shame power".
- Memetic Mutation: They reference a lot of memes, thanks to the participation from the online chat. The LRR crew is constantly 'appoint', Rick-rolls and Carmelldansen pop up from time to time, and Desert Bus 4 introduced their helpful Bothans, many of which have died to help the childrens.
- Graham has stated that any given Desert Bus meme has an average "half-life" of about 1 1/2 years.
- Mood Whiplash
- Motor Mouth: Graham earned this title after managing to sing "Hardware Store" by "Weird Al" Yankovic almost perfectly. He had to take two breaths.
- Mundane Made Awesome: Turning one of the worst video games (even if it's a deconstruction on how full scale realism wouldn't make for a good game) into a charity-driven (and a highly profitable one, to boot!) event.
- Music Video: Tuscon or Bust, courtesy of Andy Cownden
- Rocks Fall Everybody Dies: In Desert Bus 4, the crew ran a Pathfinder game involving Lava Bears. At one stage, they activated a trap and lava fell from the ceiling. Almost total party kill. This suits this trope particularly well, because what is lava? Molten rocks.
- Running Gag: Oh, so many.
- The Scapegoat: Matt is responsible for all technical faults, and even managed to crash the bus while asleep at home during DBFH5. And several others during DBFH6.
- Serial Escalation: The donations just keep going up and up and up, to the point where a single auction in Desert Bus 4 went for $4300... just short of the goal for DBFH1!
- And it was taken even further in DB5 with a sheet of uncut foil rare Magic cards from Innistrad going for 10,000 dollars (bought by Notch).
- Notch returned in DB7 by bidding $10,000 again... for a packet of silica gel. (And a scarf, which everyone insisted was just to keep the silica gel safe.)
- DB9 was the first year in which every single live auction topped $1,000.
- Sequel Hook: Desert Bus 6 ended with Graham stating "Desert Bus will return with Desert Bus 007: [Subtitle to be determined]"
- Sharp-Dressed Man: In a room full of people wearing t-shirts and jeans who possibly hadn't changed their clothes since the day before it was rather noticeable when Cameron Lauder would repeatedly show up in at least a button-down and slacks during Desert Bus 5.
- Reached its logical conclusion in Desert Bus 6 with everyone dressed their dapperest during Cam's shift and a lengthy segment given by him on men's fashion.
- Caramelldansen Vid: They did it six times. But we only have these two videos. For now...
- They did an endurance round of it in DBFH4. Four times in a row.
- The Stinger: Several Desert Buses For Hope (Deserts Bus For Hope?) have had a brief bit after the official end of the stream, providing a final gag or a Sequel Hook or both. The DB10 one - in which James's "lickability" Running Gag was finally made complete - was actually uploaded to Youtube under the title of "Stinger".
- Team Pet: Roscoe P. Jangles IV, Jer's pet (stuffed) duck.
- Tempting Fate:
- In Desert Bus 4, the crew were challenged to hail Cthulhu ten hours in. They did. The bus promptly crashed.
- Alex was challenged to herp a derp, he complied. When asked to derp a herp, he replied that he'd need a lot of plastic tubing. Said tubing was immediately produced.
- In Desert Bus 6, Cam put down a challenge to the chat: if the donation total hit $100,000 during his driving shift, he would eat a spoonful of mayonnaise, the food he hates most in the world. Two custom N7 leather jackets were being auctioned for over $14,000 total. By 5 PM Moonbase time, Cam was eating mayo.
- To the Pain: Donating with one hour left on the clock, which happened during Desert Bus 5 so that the team had to bus for a whole extra hour, giving them time to wrap things up.
- Unaccustomed as I Am to Public Speaking...: Alex prefaced his speech at the end of Desert Bus 10 (the one linked to under Manly Tears, above) by saying he was "not much of a wordsmith." The rest of the room calls him out on this after the speech. He says it's a result of Imposter Syndrome.
- Videogame Cruelty Potential: Penny Arcade's posts promoting Desert Bus For Hope quickly turned to the theme of "Dance, monkey, dance!" They even promised to match the donation total (up to a chosen threshold) as part of "Operation Infinite Bus".
Tycho: It is our objective to make these people drive until driving that Goddamned bus is the only life they can remember. We will match all donations to Desert Bus For Hope, starting now, until we reach a cap of ten thousand dollars... Think of it like a buff for your donations, an augmentation for your generosity. Also, think of it as creating a prison, a prison made of money, from which these young men may never escape.
- Unusual Euphemism: Since it's for the children, cursing is replaced by variants on "bus".