The Antichrist Lil'E Will regain memory's again
The strip will have a Bittersweet Ending, if not a downright downer.
The strip will set up additional character development for Slick.
The Fuchsia/Criminy love story will be resolved in a way that is simultaneously a Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, and a Tear Jerker
Lil' Evil is not a real devil
Seymour is an alien.Consider it for a moment. He might not actually be aware of the fact that he's an alien, depending on how he was raised or whether or not he was raised at all. One thing is for certain, he's definitely not human. Not only is his halo a biological part of him that can actually put him through pain, but he remains exactly the same in the reality zone as he is usually. In comparison to other characters who've entered the reality zone, he stays completely unrealistic while the others are drawn more realistically. Three fingers instead of four, cueball head with no nose or ears... The only logical explanation is that he's an alien. As for how he came to Earth, believes in an Earth religion and generally doesn't look at the others who are 100% human as different or alien, perhaps he got sent to Earth by whomever his parents might have been or equivalent of as an infant... alien... thing, and was raised by someone who just happened to be an incredibly religious Christian.
Alternatively; Seymour is a living puppet similar to that of Pinocchio.For those who believe that this strip was the exact moment Seymour came into existence. After all, he still doesn't appear to be completely human and there are vast similarities between him and God's hand puppets. Specifically, this one.
Whoever Li'l Evil's parents may be, they are rich.And they would have spoiled him silly and dote on him, regardless of what he chose to believe in. They would probably have been Christian or Catholic and refused to buy any Devil merchandise he wanted, thus why he needed to get a job to afford them.
Li'l Evil is the result of a devil girl getting knocked up.He's had the urge to be pimped by D-man buried deep inside himself the moment he was conceived.
The Fuchsia/Criminy love story, as well as the strip's overall slide toward the idealistic side of the scale is inspired by Tatsuya's own love lifeEarly on the strip was cynical and more focused on crude humor and sex with the basic message of "life sucks, have a nice day!" This is because Tat himself was single and lonely with the odd one-night stand. Sometime before the Fuchsia/Criminy arc started he met someone and actually fell in love and he started to feel a little better about things, "Life sucks, but it'll be okay." Of all the characters in the comic (who all seem to be based on himself or aspects of his own personality in some small way at least) Criminy seems to resemble Tatsuya the most (excluding his actual Author Avatar of course).
The Fuchsia/Criminy love story will inspire Slick and Monique to get together.We've seen the two do care about each other, with 'Nique helping get Slick his will to live back. Plus, it's Word of God they're destined to be together. And Monique even agreed to a date until Squig fucked up everything. Maybe when Fuchsia and Crim are done, we'll get back to the main characters and see a happy ending for them.
Happyface is Seymour's dad.Well. Why the hell not? If you've ever read Happyface, you cannot tell me that the main character's Happyface persona doesn't look related to Seymour. See obviously what happened was, since the book itself was meant to represent reality, and the main character was an artist who did comics and stuff - and Happyface was just a persona, for all we know, the main character could have paired Happyface off with some super religious chick, and viola Seymour would have been born. Hell, for all we know the main character might be Tatsuya himself, considering the main character never really said his actual name at any point in the book. Although this seems REALLY unlikely considering everyone in the main character's family has regular American names in comparison to a rather foreign-sounding name like Tatsuya. Oh, whatever, this is WMG. It doesn't need to make sense.
Seymour is bipolar.... Seriously, is there any reason why he CAN'T be bipolar?
Fuchsia and Crim will live in the reality zoneIn this strip we see the devil unable to grant their wishes in the reality zone, and he doesn't even enter. Plus, in this strip, forky becomes lifeless there. They might try it and discover Fuchsia can't exist there, but maybe she'll turn into a regular person while in the zone and they can live happily ever after.
The Reality Zone is going to be what kills the devilIn this strip we kind out that the Reality Zone is every bit as lethal to demons as sunlight is to vampires. Being the clever guy he is, Criminy will free Fuschia from the devil's grip via a trap involving the place (via removal of the sign). Once inside, Crim will pin him down, resulting in a disintegrated Big Bad and the prime threat to his bond with Fuschia removed. They live happily ever after.
Satan can't enter the Reality Zone because he doesn't have physical power thereThe reason why Satan doesn't enter the Reality Zone is because he'd just be a spirit there. In the world of the comic, Satan has a physical body and has demonstratable power and control over the world. If he were to enter the Reality Zone, his physical power would be taken away, and he'd be reduced to what he actually is: A spirit who can tempt mortals, but doesn't actually have any physical power or control over them. And any power over the physical world that he would have could only be given to him by God, just as it happened in the Book of Job.
Seymour will eventually apologize to Fuchsia.Oh, yeah. As of the recent sunday strip Seymour's a demon now, is he not? As we've seen in previous strips thanks to Fuchsia, demons who want to live normal lives don't really get the best treatment. As such, Seymour would be literally forced to learn a lesson or two about treating demons, ergo treating them nicer. Most likely just my wishful thinking. Or, alternatively;
Seymour will go batshit insane.As soon as he gets over the fact he is now a demon, he will eventually realize that oh hey look he's most likely got fire powers now. And then he'll burn them all, just like he wanted to.
Seymour will trade his soul to Satan... for his old title of Archangel Lucifer.It will be either a clever stealth joke or the pinnacle of his fanaticism on Seymour's part, while the Devil will be have a minor meltdown over that reminder off his time with God or simply be confounded by the paradox presented to him.
Before being bomfed and becoming a devil girl, Fuchsia was an artist.Just a tiny, irrelevant theory I've had for a while that I might as well throw up here. She seems to be pretty good at painting, and it would be interesting to find out more about Fuchsia that just doesn't just directly come from her interactions with Criminy.
Baby Blue has astigmatism.As such, she does need glasses to read despite rarely wearing them. We've only seen her wear them once, when she was opening up files for dirt on Monique - which would most likely need to be read. This theory could be supported if one assumes that the blue girl on the laptop is supposed to be Baby Blue before being bomfed. Relatively...
Pre-devilization, Baby Blue was somewhat of a nerd.Again, assuming that the blue girl on the laptop was supposed to be Baby Blue. There isn't much of anything for me to support this theory's existence.
Devil girls have no pupils until they're used to being devil girls.Baby Blue and Fuchsia have already been shown to have pupils, and only lose them when they're pissed. However, as far as we can tell Tangerine has not developed pupils yet. It's possible that she had not completely gotten used to being a devil girl, like they have, and she won't develop any until she does - if she ever does. As she doesn't seem to be quite sane, it's always possible that she might never develop pupils.
Potentially, devil girls are infertile.Makes sense, D-man wouldn't want his bitches getting knocked up now would he?
Seymour and Tangerine will eventually develop some sort of relationship.We've already seen that Seymour has extreme distaste for Fuchsia, and he doesn't particularly care for Baby Blue (only aggravated by her antics and won't go out of his way to show distaste for her) however he's shown Tangerine nothing but respect and even concern for her well being. When he thought that she was about to shoot herself in the face he seemed to panic and reach out to stop her, and she has listened to his preaching and advice for a while. Potentially, either they could become close friends - possibly with Seymour viewing her as his crazy "big sister devil girl" - or they might have a romantic spark between them.
Tangerine would be a master of pulling off a Shotgun Wedding.If she didn't lose the shotgun, anyways. Of course, she might always get another one...
Tangerine won't be very fond of Fuchsia.For starters; She didn't seem entirely thrilled with Baby Blue, and even though it seems that Fuchsia would be able to reach out to her and communicate with her perhaps Tangerine will not be very enthusiastic with her attempts of reaching out. Especially if Tangerine and Seymour grow close and Tange is aware of Seymour's distaste for Fyoosh. (And let's all face it - if these two had a cat fight it would be the BEST thing.)
Tangerine and Seymour will have alot of Ship Teasing...Only for Seymour to draw a paralell between him and Tangerine, and Fuchia and Criminy, then Ship Sinking himself and her over his prejudice.
Fuchsia would make a great mother.While chances of Fuchsia ever having children - for several reasons - are extremely low, we all have to admit that Fuchsia would be an awesome mom. And you can bet that her kids would never be bullied. Ever.
Seymour has dead family members.I was just rereading the comic the other day and I came across this strip - it took me a few moments but I realized that, especially with added context from the previous strip, he just implied he knows a few people who died and that they (most likely) care enough about him to help him get into heaven.
Slick's real name is...Sylvester Williams. Because it would amuse me.
Criminy will have a showdown with the DevilIt sort of seems to be building up to it. Perhaps the devil keeps Fuchsia from seeing him, so Criminy calls him out. He could potentially beat the devil by luring him into the Reality Zone, but the odds are, any victory will be ultimately temporary.
Seymour will become a decent person... only to relapse into a Knight Templar even worse than beforeHis relationship with Tangerine, or from simply being "corrected" by others enough times, will cause him to see the error of his ways, and he will come to embody true Christian ideals better. All will be well for some minor plot arcs, but, from either everyone else not buying his turnaround and throwing his previous intolerant behaviour back in his face, or getting close enough to the others to really see their inner pettiness, including God and his childish douchebag antics, he will regress into "Holy Wars" mode and decide he can and WILL be a better steward of the world than God is willing to be, and everyone else can ever hope to be. Depending on their relationship, Tangerine might ally with him, probably on promise he deliver Santa to her. Satan most likely will throw in whatever support Seymour will accept, thinking a true zealot like him is the best bet for an overthrow of heaven from the inside.
Lil'Evil is son of Satan.What else can we assume from this? Maybe Satan doesn't want his son to follow his footsteps and that's why he is so cold to him.
The Lil'E's past story line will have a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night style twist.There are certainly commonalities shared with Drac and Lisa. There may have been a time in which Big D went soft due to a human woman. Something must of happened to her sometime before Lil E turned preschool age that may have snapped him back (just like Dracula). Perhaps this may partially explain why Big D's so vicious towards Criminy's involvement with Fuschia.
Tangerine will replace Fuchsia.Tangerine was added to the strip to keep up the "pair of Devil Girls" dynamic once Fuchsia is able to permanently renounce her Devil Girldom, get to together with Criminy and Earn Her Happy Ending.
The Devil is afraid of Lil'ESomehow, The Antichrist never seems to pan out for The Devil. They either become eviler than their father or nicer and thus ultimately against their father. Perhaps the Devil is Genre Savvy enough to know this but not happy about it since either way it means he has to stay away from his son.
The Devil stays away from Lil'E because it hurts too much.In the picture of Baby!Lil'Evil and his mother, it is almost certain that the mother was human. It also seems clear from the Devil's gesture that he loved her. She is only in one picture, however, and MIA in the comic. Either something happened to her or she left.
Lil' E is the Result of the Devil's Disappearance & "Missing Mom" is the reason he came backWay back there was a sequence where the Devil was sick and tired of being God's buttmonkey and he just flat-out left. Wasn't seen for ages. Then he suddenly returned and was meaner than ever with a touch o' angst. Perhaps he tried to live a normal life, found a girl, fell in love, and then he lost her somehow which lead to a renewed hatred of humanity. Lil' E was then either mindwiped or too young to remember his father.
An upcoming story-line will have all the various characters weighing-in on the Fuchsia/Criminy pairing.Now that Fuchsia has quit Hell, (At least, that's what the "Fuchsia" Sunday strip looked like) she has all the time in the world to spend with Criminy. The other characters will notice. Some will approve, some will not. Monique and Feminist Morpheus(the new character riding on the big wheel) will hate it, because they will see the pairing as a sign of dependence for men. The devil will make avid steps to try to stop it, becausehe doesn't want Fuchsia's heart broken like his was. Mind Wiped!Lil'E and Seymour will be wary of the pairing, but they will eventually accept the pairing. After first-hand experiences with Tangerine, they will figure out that not all demons are totally evil. Eventually, the swing-vote will be Slick(and maybe Squigley), since he is Criminy's best friend. Expect Monique and the Devil to try to talk Slick into breaking up the pairing.
Fuschia used to be an angel of God, and will become one again.
Criminy will be bomfed and become a devil person.
The kindly old woman Fyoosh just met is part of The Sisterhood.
Blue will have a Heel-Face Turn.Because her loyalties are to Fuchsia, not the Devil.
Blue will attempt to kill Criminy in a Murder the Hypotenuse moment.She only told Big D one possibility as to why Fyoosh left, covering up her real objective. Given the look of murderous intent the last time they met and how Blue is armed now, this seems to be possible.
Monique will become a surrogate big sister mentor to Lil'NiqueAnd Lil'Nique will become the love interest for the newly amnesia'd Lil'Evil
Li'l E's mother is named Lily.Ishida has a fondness for color themed names with several of his female characters. And while Li'l E's mother didn't have the horns of a Devil Girl/Succubus, she also did not have the wings of an Angel. However, she was clearly depicted in all white clothes with white hair. Plus, I believe that being repeated called "Lily" by Tangerine may jog Li'l E's memories of his mother.
Fuschia and Blue will have a confrontation over Criminy.Recent developments had Fuschia discover the Zombie's depiction of the events of comic 4191, describing the scene as an attempted Murder the Hypotenuse moment instead of what really happened. She will probably ask Criminy about any other encounters he had with Blue. Considering that Fuschia has already seen Blue try to kill Criminy once before, she may decide to take matters into her hands.
The Teacher in Divinity SchoolThat's what God looks like in Sinfest.
Criminy is the Heir of Space.Because why not.
"God" is actually a Time Lord.And while we're at it, let's just say that the Devil is The Master.
The Devil will at some point tempt Slick with everything he asked for in his soul application in return for backstabbing Criminy in some way.And Slick will refuse.
Squigley just has unrealized natural telekinetic powers.When he gets high, it somehow manages to subconsciously access his untapped powers, making whatever he's sitting on fly.
Theories about the Trike Girl.Trike girl was once close friends with, or related to, a devil girl.
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" happened in the Sinfest universe.Admittedly, I only say this one because I think it would be funny to see someone bringing it up to the Devil's chagrin.
Lil'E's mom is the "mother goddess".She wears all white, is not an angel, and was able to be loved by and fall in love with the Devil. What if their connection came from them both being marginalized and ultimately vilified by God? The break-up may have resulted from their differing ideas on how to live in God's world- she accepted it and was content to act like a mortal while the Devil became bitter and angry. The "angel hunting" incident here was where both of them really saw how different they were.
The Reality Zone had something to do with the Devil's and Lil'E's mom's dissolved marriage.
Tangerine will lead an attack on Hell to help Fuchsia.Tangerine will find out about Fuchsia's Flashbacks and believe that this is the path to the demon apocalypse. She will stumble on the green succubus, who will help with her pet Enlightened drones to scout it out, and she will recruit at least Seymour and Lil' E and possibly the whole crew to help. Baby Blue will defect rather than fight Fuchsia. Satan will have to free Fuchsia.
The Patriarchy plot is an Author's Saving Throw.At some point, probably after Trike Girl's initial introduction, Mr. Ishida did some actual research on feminist philosophy, and realized that ''Sinfest" plays into many of the tropes and stereotypes that are generally seen as being at least passively rooted in misogyny, sexism, and objectification. This◊ strip suggests the Cartoonist originally focused on content that he now finds objectionable for the same reasons many advertisers do: to get readers for his comic. Now that Sinfest is one of the longest-running webcomics in existence and has a huge reader base, he's given himself an awful lot to think about.
Baby Blue is not an actual devil girl.Her horns and tail are not physically apart of her - unlike with Tangerine and Fuchsia, whom are legitimate devil girls - but rather, just for show. The powers she has that are generally associated with devil girls are actually the abilities she was expected to harness back when she attended Divinity School. While she was not able to use them at the time, eventually she was able to hone her abilities with help from D-man. This possibly explains why she has a natural, caucasian skin-tone whilst every other devil girl has been shown to have a lighter shade of their associative color as a skin color.
Several characters are avatars of six of the Seven Deadly SinsSlick is Lust, of course. Squig is Gluttony, obviously. The rest are a bit more of a stretch: Criminy is Sloth (hiding behind his books, usually not doing anything—though he has defied his own character for Fuschia's sake). Seymour is Wrath, which is why his conversion efforts fail so badly. (Glossy is more wrathful, but I believe the author intends her to be perfect and correct in everything--so *not* one of the Sins). Monique was Pride—but feminism has cured her of that (not of pridefullness—but of being a sinner). Lil'E is Envy (wants to be like the Devil, but not able to). Avarice doesn't have an avatar in strip, though (the Devil is avaricious, but is also Lustful, Proud, and Wrathful; plus he's not a metaphor for a Deadly Sin, he's their boss. Literally the Devil.)
Despite popular belief; Glossy/Trike girl is not the leader of the sisterhood.The leader is actually Curly/Afro girl. Notice how multiple members of the sisterhood have only shown up together on screen three times - first time with Glossy/Trike girl in the lead, the other two times with Curly/Afro girl in the lead. In a strip back when the sisterhood was first introduced, Glossy took orders from some other girl altogether on what to do therefore she's probably not the leader, though she definitely has the attitude of one. Meanwhile, Curly has yet to be take ANY sort of orders and she has been shown taking direct action against the Patriarchy itself whilst Glossy has only been shown giving either encouragement (to females) and sass (to misogynistic males) to those affected by it.
The Sisterhood will eventually become the MatriarchyCome on, I can't be the only one who though it
Baby Blue will recruit and convert Amber in a bid to win Fuchsia back.
Fuchsia joined the Sisterhood.
Nique fangirl and the Tat fanboy will eventually become vitriolic best friends or rivals.Since not only is Li'l E is no longer the source of the comic's humor when concerning fans of specific people (rather than theism, like Seymour) and the little fangirl has seem to taken over his role in that aspect...And Li'l E is amnesic, no longer particularly concerned with Satanism or earning his approval, and doesn't oppose Seymour, then it's unlikely that they will continue to behave like the couple of frienemies we have come to know them as. And thus it's reasonable to assume that since Minique has already replaced Li'l E's role as a crazy fan, then she could easily develop a vitriolic relationship with a fellow crazy fan to replace the frienemy dynamic that he once had with Seymour. Namely, with the Tat fanboy. They could also develop quite a bit of ship tease every now and then, similar to Li'l E and Seymour's original relationship, as well.
God will troll everyone on the 21stSigns of the end will start cropping up everywhere, characters will panic, Jesus will look incredibly annoyed the whole time, and then god will announce to everyone "PSYCHE!" especially if the scenes have things like Trike Girl and the Devil holding each other for dear life.
Someone in the Sisterhood is going to take it too far.Every group has it's fanatics. There have been cops in the comic and chases. Eventually one of them will abandon the Sisterhood and try to fire-bomb or attack a Patriarch building perhaps wielding a weapon. A cop will be forced to shoot her (an angel has been killed before, so why not a human?) when she starts using deadly force and a stray shot from the former-Sister will hit and wound Lil'E, "Pebbles"/"Tangerine", or some other popular character. Suddenly, the Sisterhood will be under investigation or at least public scrutiny and they will be forced to tone down anger and try a more civil approach to the whole Patriarch situation.
Identity of Lil'E's mother.She's Lilith. According to newly found documents (in real life), there was a story not included in the Bible. Lilith was supposedly Adam's first wife who want to be "on top", but Adam was sexist and refused. Lilith then left the Garden of Eden by choice and became a demon. God sent his angels to plead Lilith to come back, but she refused. Somehow a deal or punishment was made that said that Lilith would 100 of her children a day in exchange for not returning. Adam's second wife, Eve, was made from his rib (Lilith was made from dirt, like Adam, and should have been his equal), so that Eve would be submissive. The type of demon Lilith became? A succubus. Her children? Incubus and succubi.
Lilith is against the PatriarchyNo brainer. In real life, for the reasons in the above example, Lilith is the poster child of many feminist groups today. Even if she's not Lil'E's mother, she can still reject the Devil and promote the Sisterhood. That would explain all their resources (Trike girl seems to have a plasma shield on her bike. Maybe she got it through magic?)
The green devil girl is CandyI don't know. It's just kind of a thing that occurred to me. The only reason for this theory is the fact that Candy seems to be blond, while supposedly the green devil girl was or is a blond when human, and has cute ponytails like the green devil girl. Of course, none of the strips Candy appear in are colored so we don't exactly know for sure if she IS blond but she does seem to kind of fit the "dumb blond" stereotype - a little bit - that supposedly the patriarchy thinks applies to the green devil girl.
Amber was a bartender.I was rereading and I just kind of thought to myself that this bartender does look kind of similar to Amber. It's not exactly likely that the bartender and Amber are the same person, it's just a little thought that occurred to me.
The Storytime Zombie and the Fembot who came to life will join up.Both running off and hiding in secrecy. And having something in common that makes it even more likely they will meet — the zombie's cave would probably strike her as a good place to hide.
Xanthe sold her soul to D-man a long time ago.She was young and naive and sold her soul to bring back a dead relative, possibly a mother or sister, that might have died in some kind of accident. But they Came Back Wrong as a devil person - as it's been shown that he can bring the dead back to life albeit as devil creatures. Of course, Sinfest's society does not exactly react well to devil people. Xanthe noticed how people treated said relative/friend differently and it likely awoke her to the patriarchy, and grew increasingly hateful towards The Devil for not only turning her relative into a devil person like him but because he just sat back and let society treat devil people so cruelly. This explains why he has shown to be determined to send her to hell even though in theory he shouldn't be too worried about her or her rebellion because he wouldn't really feel that she is a threat - and also explains why he doesn't give a sh•• about anyone else in the sisterhood either even though she's not just the only one against him.
Xanthe is actually The Aggressive Drug Dealer, and women are her preferred customers; she just doesn't realize it.So, from the perspective of anyone who's been "liberated" by Xanthe, the world is a Matrix-esque Patriarchy. There's just one minor problem; unlike in the Matrix, the "real world" hasn't been seen, but instead the world the characters live in has been disillusioned so that those who have been liberated see it for what it is, except not really. What the pills are, are actually powerful hallucinogens that, amongst other nasty side effects, include paranoia and irrational hatred towards the other sex. Xanthe, meanwhile, has taken so many of these drugs at such a young age that her mind has been permanently damaged by them, and so she thinks she's helping women be liberated.
Xanthe is actually reinforcing the Patriarchy, though she obviously doesn't realize it.True equality is about equality for both men and women, not just the latter. Slick actually asked her for a pair of the Matrix goggles, and Xanthe, or one of the others, refused him. Why shouldn't Slick be allowed to see the truth of his own words and actions? And on another point, Xanthe never seems to hold women responsible for their own actions the way she does men. She served Charlie Brown with a restraining order, but made absolutely no comment on Lucy or Sally's much stronger stalking/harassing tendencies. One of the "classic" features of patriarchy is that women don't have the capacity to make reasoned, rational decisions. This is part of what has kept women's rights so restricted in many patriarchal societies, but it's also been used as a reason for male judges to give them lesser sentences than what male criminals would have received when they commit crimes; that's not equality.
Alternately, Xanthe doesn't actually want equality.She wants revenge. She wants to do to men what patriarchy has been doing to women for millennia.
There will be comics deconstructing Character Development.
The Patriarchy is total misandristic bullshit.It was all made up by the old lady who runs that bakery. She got scorned by a man, so she's developing special technology that uses mind tricks to make them imagine the Matrix-like patriarchy. She's rounded up little girls and brainwashed them into believing in the Patriarchy. She then orders them to spread their false beliefs to other women and allowing room for the chastising of men in the process.
Slick's man-whore status is because he lost his mother at a young age.Here's how I see it. When Slick was just a little boy (that is to say, much more so than he is now), his mother was struggling so much to raise her beloved child that she had to sell her soul to the Devil just to ensure that her son would be raised well. As a result, the Devil made her work for him, and she became a succubus. For Slick, the loss of a mother figure meant a longing for female companionship, hence he became the self-proclaimed pimp we know now, or at least, he was before Character Development kicked in.
The Devil is actually a bomfed personIn that he Was Once a Man but a demon bomfed him turning him into the Devil we know.
This won't end well.No, really, this won't end well.
The Sisterhood is being set up for a BIG fall
Xanthe has a crush on SlickShe did seem particularly seeing Slick no longer as a male ally. 
Monique will start dating the Green Devil GirlYou don't need Shipping Goggles to see this happening.
Xanthe and Slick are siblingsThey look enough alike to be siblings, or maybe half siblings, Slick raised by a pimp-daddy father and Xanthe by an embittered mother.
Sisterhood is going to kill the dragon once they realize it's maleSisterhood finds a dragon. Then they realize that the dragon is male. Because the current comics show us all males = worse than devil, they will proceed to kill it. The comic will show this as a good thing.
The Sisterhood kidnapped IshidaAnd then they replaced him with their own artist. Would explain the rather sudden Art Evolution right around the time the Sisterhood was introduced. Would also explain the rather sudden drop in writing quality and characterization right around then too.
If Above WMG is NOT confirmed, Ishida will realize that he is maleAnd commit suicide out of horror. Or undergo sex change surgery. And really, nobody will miss him.
The apparent Author Tract is an exceptional attempt at trollingConsidering a number of inconsistencies and the general Jerk Ass nature of Xanthe and most of her companions, the author is doing a parody, not a rant. The difference is that this time he purposefully didn't let the other characters snark at the Feminazi crew in order to rile up the fans. The primary support for this is that if he really wanted to get the message across, he'd actually give us a message instead of the recent "kill all men" rant.
Something is wrong with slick's eyesThis strip onwards suggest he is hiding them for a reason.
Ishida will use this strip to get back on track writing more about the other characters and their backgrounds.Because it's an awesome strip that redefines everything about Satan, Lil'E and so much more.
Xanthe's true colors will reveal themselves very soon.She has just met Fuschia, meaning that Criminy won't be far behind. Will this be the first time she acts friendly towards a heterosexual male, or will she confirm the common belief that she's a Knight Templar misandrist? Possibly even a Moral Event Horizon grade act (relative to the comic anyway) yet still be depicted as being "right".
The Patriarchy is a Sisterhood propaganda construct.Otherwise sh•• like this makes no sense.
Once the Sisterhood plotline is over, Monique will try to make amends with Slick and the other....Only to be told to piss off.
The Sisterhood/Patriarchy plot line is nothing more than a way to permanently ensure Slick and Monique never get together
Had the Fembot "Maverick" not gone violent, her story would be far more justified as she tries to run from the production line
When Maverick goes up against Weapon F, she will destroy the evil Patriarchy weapon...
As an alternative to the above, Weapon F will win...
Slick or one of the other male characters will Take the Word Dudebro Back.
Criminy and Fuschia have a healthy sex life.
Slick will realize that Evil Slick exists and fight him.And the one thing that will help him win will be his true feelings for Monique.
Alternatively, Monique will find out about Evil Slick and make it her mission to destroy it.What better way to strike at the Patriarchy than ensuring your best friend stops being part of it?
There are two dragons.Bear with me, we are meant to assume that the dragon that used to hang out with Buddha and the dragon that was patched up by The Medic from the Sisterhood are one and the same. However, while the dragon that hung out with Buddha was a Chinese dragon - despite being a personification of all eastern religion and mythology - the one that was patched up by The Sisterhood and then destroyed the Illuminati Spydrones factory appears to have been a Japanese dragon. Therefore, added with their different attitudes and different appendages (or lack of) it would be logical to assume that there are in fact TWO dragons, rather than one. The Chinese Dragon is a neutral party that cares not for getting wrapped up in drama, while the Japanese Dragon does seem to take sides.
Ishida will continue doing some Sisterhood strips and its detractors will keep misunderstanding the intent and ideas and twisting them to suit their own misogynistic ideals~There are tons of things that this troper gets steamed about looking at this page in terms of the Sisterhood, mainly how unread most are on BASIC feminist theory... Such as that one strip with Monique and the "Spot the Creep". You guys wanna know a statistic? One in three women will be raped or sexually assaulted, most likely by someone she KNOWS. The majority of rapists will NEVER see a day in prison. Most rapes against women are committed by a friend, boyfriend, or spouse. So it's true— you CAN'T tell by looking who will see you as less than human and ignore your "NO" in that one crucial moment. You CAN'T tell who thinks that a woman who is drunk and wearing a short skirt is asking for it.... It could be any of them.
Monique is going to be corrupted by the Devil in disguise.Considering Monique's seeing Demonique and is slowly forgetting why she started her change in image(because a million people went to Hell because of her) due to Xanthe's well meaning yet unwise(considering the circumstances) attempt to free her from the Patriarchy(make someone not guilty over something evil they did and they'll start doing that evil thing even more and with more gusto) and considering the Devil's mechanisms he's likely going to disguise himself as a demon woman and dupe Monique into joining a Matiarchy to opress men(while turning her into a demon). Xanthe is going to be forced to fight Monique who she should have ignored.
Absinthe will become a time-traveler.It's unbelievably uncanny how in this strip Absinthe is colored with an almost exact color scheme as the minty-flavored bomfer that created Sleaze, and has an identical outfit. When Absinthe first showed up it was theorized that she and the bomfer were one and the same, though at the time it seemed like it clearly could not be the case due to how different they look and how different they acted. But it was before Absinthe had got any character development and before we found out that she was masking deep insecurities and feelings of inadequacy. So thus, it's clear that Absinthe will go through some serious Break The Cutie bullshit, somehow become a time traveler, and thus become the minty bomfer she was once theorized to be. The attitude and personality the minty bomfer displays is a result of Absinthe trying to emulate and be more like Nique.
The Sisterhood Story Arc will have a huge endgame.Bear with me on this... (takes long breath): The Sisterhood reveal that their master plan is a Final Solution, where they will kill every last member of the male gender. The first targets will be Slick, Squig and Crim, so they kidnap 'Nique, forcing the three, as well as some friends to storm their base, leading to an epic War Arc. We then turn to Xanthie, who has 'Nique prisoner, and has been trying to break 'Nique via Hannibal Lecture. Just when it seems like she broke her, the gang show up in the nick of time. Slick then gives a "World of Cardboard" Speech / "The Reason You Suck" Speech / Kirk Summation where he states the Sisterhood have failed, and that while he may be a bastard, it's okay, since he's shown he can change, and will be a better person, while Xanthie is nothing but a bully who targets innocent people to make herself feel better, even saying he pities her. He even declares his love for 'Nique, stating that he loves her, for her, and that she doesn't have to be anyone else, just like she loves Slick. Overall: The Sisterhood falls, and Slick and 'Nique finally get together.
The Sisterhood will not only accept Fuchsia's and Criminy's relationship, it will even become their model example for a non-patriarchal couple.Think of it. Fuchsia is arguably the most emancipated Sinfest woman outside the Sisterhood (at least if we assume that Monique is a full member now), and Criminy is the only heterosexual male character who has never shown any sign of misogynist thought or action. If the Sisterhood can accept heterosexual relationships at all, then most probably this one. The Sisterhood might even begin to try to convince other males to become more like Criminy. Also, the first target of their new propaganda campaign will probably be Slick.
The Freed Weapon F units will turn on EveryoneEventually, they'll realize that by helping the Sisterhood they are trading in One Master for Another. So collectively they will decide that Humanity in General is the problem and they need to be....Dealt With.
As D-Man represents the Patriarchy, Vainglorious represents post-patriarchal Spectacular Capitalism.In his world, everything is valued purely on appearance, people are not exploited but rather pressured to exploit themselves, everyone (not just women) is equally objectified and equally cynical-objectifying at the same time, and everyone is equally (totally) deluded. That's how Vainglorious can walk the Reality Zone: He just replaces reality itself with spectacular illusion. Should the Sisterhood decide to go against him, they will have to change their strategy and philosophy fundamentally.
Lil' E has angelic powers.
The Sisterhood's Arc is co-current to the events of Saint Young Men
Everything is going just as planned by Vainglorious. Or Satan. Or Both.