- Fine, except his scar is probably from a noose that someone tried to hang him with.
- He did mention bootlegging.
- Unlikely, just because the majority of the movie is arguably told from Col. Hans Landa's perspective. Landa would know enough about Shosanna's story in order to recount it, whereas Raine has no interaction with her. It's unlikely that his vision would have included a fully fleshed-out, parallel B-plot with which he had no direct interaction.
- What about it being Landa's dying dream?
- That, or he survived his "lynching" by being a Made of Iron badass. And then performed a reverse lynching on the lynchers.
- The victim of the lynching he tried to prevent was the grandson of a certain Mr. Freeman and Mrs. von Shaft.
- That makes a lot of sense. Apparently Hitler did use body doubles to prevent being assassinated. Plus, it would explain why the Nazis didn't look much like their true selves.
- But "basterd" is still wrong. Interestingly enough, "basterds" is the correct spelling of the plural. English is funny in parallel universes.
- It is intact, and it wins the war. The new German leaders demand that the U.S. try Lt. Raine for war crimes, knowing that they are asking the impossible. America is embarrassed into withdrawing its support for the war. Without Hitler surviving, Germany has more competent leaders who don't insist on things like invading Russia in winter. It's Godwin's Law of Time Travel applied to alternate history.
- Maybe America is so embarrassed about the whole situation that Aldo and the rest of the Basterds are incarcerated to save face. Of course, America wouldn't imprison their own war heroes, so under cover they do experiments. Maybe give Aldo a little serum...
- And he became Ultimate Marvel Captain America, who is far more willing to use guns and explosives than his mainstream counterpart. Marcelle also escaped to the U.S., only losing an eye in the process and was another test subject.
- Or, maybe they froze Hitler to save him, and Vandal Savage took over instead...
- Wait, wouldn't Rommel already be dead by the time Inglourious Basterds happened?
- No, the later part of Inglourious Basterds take place in the summer of 1944 — the Allies are still in Normandy, and the Germans are still in Paris. The year itself is also mentioned.
- Hitler mentioned D-Day as a fairly recent event.
- Even if Rommel himself doesn't take over, a military-dominated dictatorship is likely so long as the events take place before or supercedes the events of July 20th in our timeline - the deaths in the theatre are extensive enough that Operation Walküre can legitimately be put in effect, and the plotters of July 20th have already modified that continuity-of-governance plan to their needs by the summer of 1944. Granted, several of the plotters may be dead in the theatre as well, but many of them wouldn't.
- If you believe the Team Fortress 2 WMG that the Scout is either Donny's son or nephew, then Aldo has worked with two generations of Donowitzes.
- Or if you believe the 'Donny's a Time Lord and regenerates into the Scout' theory, then Aldo and Donny team up again.
- If you look at the WMGs for No More Heroes, then that would mean that Holly Summers is Aldo's daughter and Bad Girl is the Scout's daughter.
- The characters insist the war will be over once Hitler and the Nazi High Command are wiped out. Japan might be neutral.
- On the other hand, there doesn't appear to be evidence of encroaching Russian forces, nor any mention of the Russians on the allied forces. It's possible that in the IB/KB-verse, Russia joined the Axis and Japan joined the Allies.
- Either might explain the fanatical martialism present in Kill Bill's version of Japan. The emperor was never stripped of his power, and Japan was never demilitarized.
- Raine, being familiar with a certain degree of criminal element and coming from the southern United states, may have been a friend or colleague of Bill or Esteban.
- Sophie Fatale is no doubt a relative of Francesca Mondino.
- Shoshanna showed such flair and talent for revenge that one might wonder if she has relatives in America who changed their name to Kiddo to sound less Jewish.
- Although it doesn't relate to Kill Bill, a more subtle break from reality in Inglourious Basterds would be Lt. Aldo Raine's apparent knowledge of the Holocaust, as shown when he refers to the Nazi high command (probably specifically, Hitler) as "mass-murderin' maniac." Would an American lieutenant in 1944 have known of the true extent of the Holocaust? Later, Sgt. Donowitz asks the German sergeant whether he received a particular medal for killing Jews.
- People outside of the Reich were hardly ignorant of the Nazi Party's policy on Jews; the full extent of the concentration camp system/Final Solution hadn't been grasped, but people did certainly know that Jews were being targeted, rounded up and imprisoned, "disappearing" or even just being executed. Wicki was a European Jew himself, who "got out while the getting was good", it's quite possible that he was targeted himself before he fled or witnessed other Jewish people being targeted, and carried those stories back. The deleted scenes from the script and the names on Donny's bat bear out that, as in reality, American Jews were worried for their family members in Europe. The Basterds were probably not aware of the full extent of the Holocaust, but they certainly knew the score. It also makes more sense in-story to send out a crack team of commandos against what was still perceived by Aldo et al. to be just some serious anti-Semitic thuggery in Germany. (And though in a Watsonian sense, Aldo might be responding to a different sort of "mass murder" than the industrialized horror of the concentration camps, Doyleistically if you're making a revenge film about the Nazis, it makes sense to go with the biggest and plainest offense rather than merely those that a group of highly concerned Jewish-American men might be aware of in 1944.) It's also possible word got out some other way, either in a way that could have happened in the real world, or as the above troper says, in a way that indicates an Alternate Universe.
- An Alternate History where Japan remains a dictatorship fiercely devoted to honor? This sounds familiar. Could this make Inglourious Basterds, Kill Bill, and Battle Royale part of the same canon?
- Tarantino was offered the role of US President for Battle Royale, but couldn't take part due to scheduling conflicts.
- Donny Donowitz's son is Lee Donowitz of True Romance, who made a war film called Coming Home in a Body Bag.
- (Blinks) Are you kidding me? This is Quentin fucking Tarrantino we're talking about, EVERYTHING that fucker makes is supposed to be in the same universe.
- Incidentally, there's a theory on the Kill Bill page stating Bill and Budd were taken on as new members of the Basterds to replace the losses in this mission.
- So either he has special eyes akin to shinigami eyes where he can see what everyone else is saying in languages not his own...or he can break the fourth wall.
We never learn why she is so anti-Nazi. Her motives could be quite different from the Allies' — "the enemy of my enemy" could be in play here.
She has an aristocratic 'von,' which suggests that she belongs to the nobility like many other right-wing German Resistance members. She has an aristocratic arrogance. She also has an extremely contemptuous attitude towards the Basterds. Granted, her first meeting with Raine isn't exactly great; but she harps on about America a lot.
She might be a monarchist, like many of the real life July 20 Plotters.
The Soviet Union and American forces join up in Berlin, and so the the US can devote more forces to the Pacific theater. The Yalta Conference happens earlier, but the US doesn't make as many concessions to the Soviet Union concerning Japan, and so the balance of the Cold War is tilted in the US's favor.
- A narration line in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood implies the Cold War is over by 1969, or at least travel between Poland and the West is easier than it would've been in real life.
Some time had passed since her family had been killed. She probably looked older and made changes in her appearance, like dyeing her hair blonde.
Also, when Shoshanna was fleeing, Landa would not have gotten a good look at her; he only saw her back. She was running, and so it would have been hard to see her clearly.
And simply chose to mess with her, feeling that she'd be too overwhelmed with maintaining her French citizen act combined with her trauma of seeing his face again to do anything serious. Which is why he ordered the dessert. Normally the cream would've been made with butter and milk, but shortages brought on by the war meant it was made with more readily available pig fat instead. This made it non-kosher for the Jewish Shoshanna, who would need to eat it to avoid suspicion.
- This is probably the more likely scenario, and why he insisted she wait for the cream. What he likely didn't realize is that the Talmud explicitly allows for breaking kosher dietary restrictions if one is in mortal danger... or he did, and this was another way of messing with her.
No offense to Quentin Tarantino, but spelling clearly wasn't his strong suit at school. Read the scripts of some of his movies on IMSDb. He may honestly have believed that it's spelled "Inglourious Basterds". Somebody would have noticed early in the production, but they probably found it amusing enough to keep it that way as an In-Joke.
- In the script, he even spells it "Bastreds" once.
- Don't remember whose gun it was on, but it would likely be in character for at the least, Raine to have a poor grasp of spelling as well.
While we are shown Goebbels, Bormann, Goering and Hitler at the cinema no mention is made of another vastly powerful lieutenant of the Third Reich, Heinrich Himmler. This is especially unusual as he was the leader most clearly implicated in the Holocaust and so would have been a major target for the revenge plots of both the 'Basterds' and Shoshanna. It is also implied that the killing of the Nazi leaders in the cinema will lead to the end of the war when it seems likely that Himmler would have had the power to take over Nazi Germany in the power vacuum left by their deaths and so could have continued the war had he so desired.
The answer? SS commander Hans Landa told Himmler to stay away from the premiere due to his suspicions about what would occur there. Himmler had been kept informed as to what was happening and saw the opportunity to make a deal with the Allies through Landa. This fits well with his real historical behaviour. Himmler became increasingly anxious to reach an accomodation with the Allies towards the end of the war, initiating communications with the Swiss Count Bernadotte and arranging the infamous Jews for trucks deal that some historians have seen as an attempt to start negotiations.
- This works if you don't buy into the interpretation that Landa is Himmler-or rather his Expy.
- Bernadotte was Swedish and so were the white buses not Swiss.
- Landa is not a good Himmler expy. To be blunt, Landa is far too much of a small fry compared to Himmler.
After strangling Von Hammersmark how much time passes before Landa picks up the phone? If he isn't a sexually motivated murderer why does he kill Von Hammersmark the way he does? Why not stab her? Or shoot her? The cinema audience wouldn't hear the shot and his Mooks would not question his actions if they heard the report.
Landa already knows, after looking at the aftermath of the basement shootout, something is afoot and with Hitler due to arrive, Landa (the wily fox he is) deduces that the Basterds are on an assassination mission. So taking Von Hammersmark and Aldo to "negotiate his terms of surrender" would better his standing with the Allies. Wouldn't it?
Not if you're Landa, being a sexual deviant, who decides that this is his opportunity to murder and have sex with a famous actress. SS Col. Hans Landa the Jew Hunter; Hans Landa the Salzburg Strangler more like.
Watch the film now with this theory in mind. It makes sense.
- Dead men don't scream.
- Well, they do BEFORE they die. Especially when they get a huge-ass Bowie Knife jammed into their skull, right into the brain. They might not have killed him before they carved the Swastika, but cutting a hole for all of Landa's brain juice to pour out meant that basterd ain't getting to his little place on Nantucket Island...
- I'm...not sure if you're serious or not. I see what you're saying about only two men holding down Landa and the knife angle, but everything else you're saying either makes no sense or can easily be ascribed to misinterpreting what's happening on screen.
- It's explicitly stated that Aldo needs Hans alive. He has also been carving swastikas into thousands of nazis, most of whom end up alive if Han's mention about interrogating survivors is any indication.
- Well, they do BEFORE they die. Especially when they get a huge-ass Bowie Knife jammed into their skull, right into the brain. They might not have killed him before they carved the Swastika, but cutting a hole for all of Landa's brain juice to pour out meant that basterd ain't getting to his little place on Nantucket Island...
- Although his family was Polish, which explains both his odd German accent and his ridiculously posh British accent. Years later, his death would be one of the things that leads his younger brother, Erik, to follow his Nazi-killing footsteps. His brother is more successful than he was, thanks to a handy little mutation…
- They're also both blonde, attractive, EXTREMELY competent ass-kickers who can take a bullet (or a knife to the throat, or a lynching, or whatever the hell happened to Raine) and live to tell the tale. Maybe survival and badassery are in their blood.
- See above theory on Raine just flat-up murdering Landa, by carving the Swastika THROUGH his skull.
However, because these names carry very positive connotations for most Germans, the Nazi high command disapproved of them of course, and forbade their usage. The result: Aldo Winnetou Raine was renamed to The Apache, and Donny Old Shatterhand Donowitz, deriving from his weapon's nickname, to The Bear Jew.
- Also, we never learn the nickname of Omar Ulmer, but an obvious choice would be Hadschi Halef Omar, the name of the protagonist's sidekick in May's novels set in the Middle East. Likewise, if Hugo Stiglitz was recruited by the Basterds while they were still in this "May character nickname" phase, he could have been named Hugo Ben Nemsi (meaning "Hugo, son of the Germans"), after Kara Ben Nemsi, the aforementioned protagonist of the Middle Eastern novels.
- The slick blond perfectionist who jerks off to a fictional woman about to be smothered? The timeline's a little off, unless Landa is older than his actor in 1941, but Hanschen may have done very well for himself.
- Probably by injection, a la Sherlock Holmes, perhaps even to emulate him. He wouldn't be the only high-ranking drug user in the Nazi Party, and his status as a functioning addict would indicate it's not interfering with his work performance or acuity of mind.
- Based on the fact that during his flashback we hear a song from the movie 'Slaughter', which is about a Vietnam veteran getting revenge on the criminals who killed his parents.
- It would explain both his apparently shaky grip on sanity and his vicious hatred for the Nazis.
- Based on the a WMG toward the top of the page. He was in a relationship with a Jewish person, and if it was a woman, was converting to Judaism so they could get married. Somehow he survived the lynching and being the kind of man he is, eventually gets revenge on the person who killed his beloved. This doesn't bring him the closure he hoped for, so when WWII breaks out, he joins the military with the express purpose of killing as many Nazis as possible.
- Eli Roth's character is even called 'Dov', which is Hebrew for 'bear'. It's already been confirmed that Lee Donowitz in True Romance is the son of Donny Donowitz, so perhaps Dov is Lee's son. We don't find out either character's surname, either.
- Michael Bacall, who played one of the lesser-known Basterds (Zimmerman, to be precise), also played a character in Death Proof. Perhaps the same could be said for his character.
- Von Hammersmark is built up as a master spy who made the Basterds plot possible, yet every onscreen call she makes turns out to be the wrong one. Some of this is sheer bad luck (the party being thrown in the tavern) but she firmly carries the Idiot Ball for most of the film (such as not taking ten minutes to think up a semi-plausible reason for her cast.)
- In the bar scene, Major Hellstrom already knew those unfamiliar soldiers were spies.
Read the whole thing here. (All due credit belongs with the Redditor OP)
- The opening scene was carried out in similar fashion across many dairy farms across the region, and for each one he left out one target and let them escape, so their already intense resentment towards the Nazi regime would boil even more. He didn't recognize Shoshanna specifically, but given her reactions in their scene together, knew she was one of his escapees and could be relied upon to lock up the theatre and spring a trap even if she had to sacrifice herself to do it, giving himself the opportunity he takes advantage of at the end of the film.
- And Space Race be damned, he would not stand for pardoned Nazis hiding in America and went out forehead carving.
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