Like Roguelikes, but dislike sinking massive amounts of time? Then boy, do we have the game for you!Desktop Dungeons is a Roguelike (or perhaps a puzzle game disguised as one) created in GameMaker, and a very unique one, in that each dungeon that spawns takes about ten minutes to play. You choose a race and a class, set out, and try not to die. All your resources (HP, MP, even monsters you can kill) are heavily restricted, and careful rationing of resources is vital to your success.The game starts off easier than most Roguelikes, but as the game goes on, it throws you curveballs, adding new types of monsters and extra features. And as the game goes on, you unlock more classes and races.So despite individual sessions being short, the game has a lot to spend time on. It can be easy to lose yourself.The Alpha version of the game is free to play. A commercial version with much more content, more detailed art and a semi-relevant plot line was released on Steam on November 7th, 2013.
This game contains examples of:
Altum Videtur: The kingdom's motto is Ut sit semper felicem terra timebat monstra, which roughly translates to "May the land of fearful monsters be forever blessed."
Bare-Fisted Monk: The monk class obviously. They only deal 50% damage, but they also have a 50% resistance to physical damage and higher max resistance.
Beard of Evil: Aequitas, the Boss Warlock, is purported to have one. In the commercial release, the beard is the trophy he drops.
Blood Magic: BLUDTUPOWA, which is the signature glyph of the Bloodmage.
Cast from Hit Points: The Vampire race/class in the alpha does this. The BLUDTUPOWA glyph used to enable this for any class in an older version of the game, but this was changed because it was widely disliked. It does that again in the current release.
Combat Medic: Any character can potentially be this, as they all have some magical ability. Ironically enough, in this case the wizard subclasses are the best medics, as they have the most mana/best magical efficiency. The priest subclasses are more tank like than anything. Sorcerers are great in that role because all spells recover their hitpoints.
Damage-Sponge Boss: The Super Meat Man has almost a thousand hit points, triple that of most of the bosses. Fighting him isn't a matter of surviving his attacks but of whittling his health down before you run out of resources.
The Matron of Flame and Frank the Zombie also qualify, if not to as great an extent - they have lower health than Super Meat Man, but it's still greater than that of most bosses and they hit significantly harder. Frank in particular has been the bane of many Crypt runs, especially since he's immune to Poison.
Death of a Thousand Cuts: Largely averted - you can't hit-and-run an enemy to death, because when you heal via Fog of War, so do any injured enemies. If you poison them, however, this strategy becomes viable (and is pretty much the Assassin's road to survival).
The monk and transmuter tend toward this as well. the monk, because of its low attack, high resistances and double regeneration, and the transmuter because (in the alpha) it can regain health by eating the dungeon's walls, which if done without exploring, keeps the enemy from healing as well.
Defiant to the End: Horatio's pre-battle quote mainly consists of lording it over the hero that they'll never know his motives.
Difficult but Awesome: Each class has a distinct flavor of this except maybe the berserker and the sorcerer.
Dungeon Shop: The only source of equipment (the exception being potions, which can be randomly found as well), they get more stuff based on a rank that goes up when you complete a run as a new class/race or under a challenge.
Elite Tweak: Worshipping Binlor Ironshield as the transmuter in alpha. Binlor grants piety for mining out walls. The transmuter can ENDISWAL for very cheap.
Empty Levels: Generally averted, but worshipping Dracul in alpha gives you one deliberately. You level up, but you don't get any stat increases, or even the Level Up Fill Up.
Inverted in the commercial release with the Glowing Guardian - his "Humility" boon similarly lowers your level by one without lowering your stats.
Gameplay and Story Segregation: No matter how times you kill a given boss (and for many quests, you'll be doing so at least two or three times), or the circumstances behind doing so, they're always back by the next expedition.
Glass Cannon: Rogues have a lot less health and a lot more attack than other classes.
On the enemy side, gorgons, warlocks, and goats, of all things, have high attack and low health. The goat boss is particularly noteworthy, in that he will one-shot all but very lucky dwarf monks or very lucky gorgons that try to face him in melee. The gorgon boss, Medusa, will automatically kill any hero not at 100% health, even the aforementioned dwarf monk.
Picking up the Terror Slice will turn any character into this - it gives a 100% attack bonus, but reduces your hp total to 1.
Gharbad the- whoah!, the goat boss in the alpha, does 225 damage with his melee attack. You will not under any circumstances have 225 health, though you might manage enough damage resistance to pull it off. Bleaty, his replacement in later releases, can be even more powerful.
Inventory Management Puzzle: A large part of the game is choosing which glyphs and pieces of equipment to hold onto and which to convert. There are six item slots, each of which can hold five small items (like potions) or one glyph or large item.
Item Amplifier: The Thief class restores both health and mana with any kind of potions. The Priest class, meanwhile, enjoys increased restoration rate from health potions.
Last of Her Kind: The Matron of Flame is the only true dragon female still alive. By killing her, you render the species extinct.
Level Up Fill Up: One of the most important tactical advantages your character has, EVER. Here are some of the most important things to know about revitalizing when leveling up (Warning: will not always apply under special conditions, like Dracul or Goatperson):
#1: Your health and mana are refilled to the maximum. This is important because it means that picking the enemy to kill for the last bit of experience can be a game breaking detail.
#2: When leveling up, you cure poison and mana burn, which don't deal damage/mana damage over time but prevent health/mana regeneration. This makes picking the right enemy to kill off for the level up even MORE important, because once per level, the character can shrug off what could be a fatal mistake.
#3: Your enemies will NOT LEVEL UP FILL UP WHEN YOU DO. That means you can attack an enemy, attack another enemy and level up, and finish off the former injured enemy. There is even an achievement for using this tactic on a boss.
Limited Move Arsenal: In the alpha, your character can only have three glyphs equipped at a time - except for the wizard, who can have four. In the commercial version, each glyph takes up the same space as a standard piece of equipment - again, except for the wizard, for whom they count as small items.
Linear Warriors, Quadratic Wizards: Surprisingly enough, inverted. Melee classes can get extremely powerful ridiculously quick. It's not uncommon for 3rd level fighters to be hacking imps, gorgons and vampires apart that are two to three levels higher than them. BURNDAYRAZ (the only spell that's truly offensive in the sense that using it directly deals damage) only deals 4 times your level worth of damage. This means that the absolute highest amount that you're going to deal with it is 40, and that's if you somehow make it to level ten. However, the major advantage to spell casting is that, unlike normal combat, most enemies can never retaliatenote Some enemies now have the Retaliate: Fireball ability. This means that in theory at least, you could go an entire game without taking one point of damage.
Luck-Based Mission: Due to the randomly generated dungeons, every game can be anything from Unwinnable by Design to a walk in the park. Certain characters and dungeons are particularly noteworthy, though:
Playing as a Tinker. Depending on the shops that spawn, they can be a waste of space, a multiple legendary-artifact wielding death engine, or anything in between.
Playing the Boss Hive as a rogue. In the boss hive, vampires take 90% of your health when you see them, rounded up. A level 1 rogue has 5 health.
The higher-tier class challenges tend towards this in general, but particularly of note is the Silver Wizard Challenge, where enemy positions shuffle every time you deal damage - and the boss has Lifesteal 99%, so try not to stumble on him too many times.
Macrogame: In the alpha version, you retain gold between dungeons. In the commercial release, gold is pooled into an external bank, and you can spend some to carry bonuses into a dungeon.
Mad God: Jehora Jeheyu, though the first of his two puzzles shows that he used to be much more stable, and to a lesser degree Mystera Annur.
Magic Knight: Technically almost any class can be, but Sorcerers are particularly geared towards this, regaining health every time they cast magic and dealing additional damage to enemies that successfully attack them.
Marathon Boss: Super Meat Man. He has 954 health. The second meatiest boss "only" has 636. Meat man doesn't even hit that hard, unlike a lot of bosses who can casually one-shot the player. Meat Man's real threat is that he simply won't die without obsessively hoarding your resources for the entire dungeon and then blowing them all on him.
Min-Maxing: The way races, classes, and patron gods interplay causes some combination to be incredible and others to be total wastes. Of course, sometimes that's part of the challenge.
For instance, while playing a gorgon, making the right item purchases and selecting the right god can create a character completely impervious to physical damage. Just go up to that level 10 zombie and casually smack him around; he can't do a thing to you.
Gorgons can do this to you if you're under a certain amount of health. Boss Gorgons can be really deadly to ones who worship gods that forbid casting or roles like berserker, since their instant kill is at 99% health.
You can also do this to other characters with IMAWAL or automatically when playing as a Gorgon.
Assassins also kill all enemies that are below their level with one hit, regardless of their health.
Power at a Price: For most gods, the "price" is something you're not allowed to do, but particularly of note is Dracul, who drops your maximum health whenever he grants you a boon, and Tikki Tooki, who takes this a bit more literally and charges you half your gold to worship him.
Power Up Letdown: In the alpha, it's just not worth it to worship the Earthmother. Not only do you have to use IMAWAL to get any piety (see Useless Useful Spell), but one of her "boons" turns all bloodstains into indestructable, impassible plants. Congratulations, you just sealed off the entire dungeon!. These plants can be destroyed by using the "fireball" spell...but since it pisses her off, and you'll probably have just spent your whole 100 Piety to get her only decent Boon, you get her wrath slapped on her, and lose the ability to regenerate health. Transmuters and Rogues can benefit from this god though.
Then again, later versions work hard to make the Earthmother more useful - and ironically she's very useful in plant-heavy dungeons.
Prestige Class: An interesting example in that most of them aren't necessarily stronger, just different. There's 19 altogether (4 of which are class/race combinations).
Random Number God: Almost completely averted. Damage is based on your attack power, and any resistances that you happen to have on you. There are a few very interesting cases where it's played straight however. The first case is the dodge skill, which your character either starts with, buys with an item, or gets from a god. The other example is when worshiping Jehora Jeheyu, the god of chaos. Two of his boons are complete crap throws. The first one trades all of your accumulated piety to give a proportional chance of him either A.)restoring your health fully or B.) Destroying you. The second boon has him change all of the monsters in the dungeon into other monsters, including ones that you haven't unlocked yet and that shouldn't even be able to appear in that dungeon!
Super Meat Man lampshades it - his boss intro is desperately claiming he isn't based on anything... And in the commercial release, he drops the pretenses altogether, but admits he has permission to be here.
Tower of Goo has an upgraded version in the commercial version... called "Whurldof Goo".
Druids are named similarly to the Gauls in Comic Book/Asterix, e.g. Getanadafix or Lernutrix.
The Thief challenges have several towards Thief; for example, the first mission is called "The Dark Project," the character you play is named Garrett, and his journal is written similarly to Garrett's narration in the games.
Useless Useful Spell: The IMAWAL glyph in the alpha version. Turns an enemy into stone, killing it instantly. Sounds good, yes? Except that you don't get EXP for it, which is the most valuable resource in the game, and you now have an impassable wall where the monster used to be. In later versions, petrifying a monster gives you bonus exp for your next kill, which (particularly against low-level enemies) can make it far more valuable than simply killing it.
Walk It Off: Most of the classes heal by opening unknown cells of the map, thus turning Fog of War into a very precious resource.
War for Fun and Profit: A fairly lighthearted example, in that the kingdom's economy basically runs on adventuring, particularly taxidermy of rare and powerful monsters. To the point where a crash in the price of trophies spells economic disaster...