I am a Wiccan and I like military stuff...kinda breaks the mold of all neopagans being hippies now doesn't it? Actually I follow my own made-up religion, but why elaborate on that? Nobody will listen and I have more important stuff to do. Oh, and I love s-CRY-ed.
I like making potholes, lol.
This Troper provides examples of:
- Anti-Hero: I consider myself one.
- Badass: I wish I were one, but I am actually a big wuss.
- Berserk Button: Do anything to insult my religion or tell me I'm going to Hell for not kissing your god's ass, and this
◊ is what you'll probably see.
- Don't say ANYTHING about how Kazuma is justified in beating Scheris within an inch of her life because HOLY are Complete Monsters, unless you want my M98 bayonet embedded in your chest. Scheris is mai waifu and deserves to be defended from the likes of bastards like you. Extra kill points for saying Scheris is a Scrappy.
- Heck, just post a snarky reply that insults anything I hold dear. But then again, I admit most of what I say is Snark Bait. That's why it's so fun to make fun of myself!
- BFS: My trusty WWI M98 "butcher-bladed" bayonet◊ (okay, more of a BFK but still, you gotta admit that's one impressive blade.)
- Bishōnen: I wish lol...but people still tend to think I look good. My hair when it's long looks like stereotypical bishonen hair, that's why I even bother to put myself under this. Someone at school said I look like a girl which made me mad, so I cut off all my hair and now I have a military-style crewcut. I miss my longer hair.
- Catchphrase: "For cryin' out loud!"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: I am this trope to a T.
- Crazy Survivalist: Subverted in that I am a sane person who genuinely believes some stuff I know is crazy. I get a thrill out of it and it helps me to escape my boring school life, being prepared to fight off Zombies, killer robots, Aliens and rogue alter users.
- Deep South: My late dad's side of the family is from Virginia. I was born in California myself though, so I lack the cool accent.
- However, I love Southern cooking and culture. So much, in fact, that my mom thinks I was a Southerner in a past life.
- Emo Teen: I am a teen...I identify as emo...I don't care what you may say about it.
- Hollywood Homely: I know I said I was a Bishōnen up there, but really I think I'm closer to this. I don't think I am much to look at, but a few girls I've met beg to differ.
- Hollywood Pudgy: I am somewhat overweight, but people don't notice and I have only been called "fat" a few times in my recent life.
- Yandere: A rare male example. Not that it's anything to be proud of, that is.
