Tropers / Hellman Sabian

Hello there, welcome to my page.

I'm a 20-something British Troper who has been on here for about 3 years now. Compared to the other members of the fora I'm quite benign and boring, though I don't really consider that a bad thing. My main interests lie in Video Games so I'm in that section of the forums most of all. I do venture to the other sections every once in a while however.

I don't really do a lot of editing, mainly because I'm crap at it. I'm learning though, slowly. When I feel more confident I'll probably contribute on the Trope page-side of things more and more.

Anyway, if you feel like having a video game related chat or just want to get to know me better, just send me an old PM. Thanks for visiting and turn off the light when you're done, would you?

    Video Games Franchises I Dig 
  • Street Fighter
  • Soul Series
  • Tekken
  • Blazblue
  • King Of Fighters
  • Gran Turismo
  • Need For Speed
  • Call Of Duty
  • Demon's Souls
  • Dark Souls
  • Red Faction
  • Borderlands
  • Dragon Age
  • Mass Effect
  • Worms
  • Hogs Of War
  • God Of War
  • Front Mission
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Duke Nukem
  • Pokémon
  • Kingdom Hearts
  • Red Dead
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Uncharted
  • Devil May Cry (Not the Reboot though)
  • LA Noire
  • Ico
  • Shadow Of The Colossus
  • Tomb Raider
  • Driver
  • Saints Row
  • Batman Arkham Series
  • Bioshock
  • Wipeout
  • Jak & Daxter
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Resident Evil
  • Onimusha
  • Splinter Cell
  • Silent Hill
  • Zone Of The Enders
  • Half-Life
  • Burnout

    Television Shows I like 
  • Top Gear
  • Mock The Week
  • Russell Howard's Good News
  • Live At The Apollo
  • QI
  • Would I Lie To You?
  • Have I Got News For You
  • The Borgias
  • The Blurb
  • Chicago Code
  • NCIS
  • Doctor Who
  • MythBusters
  • The Simpsons
  • Family Guy
  • Scrubs
  • Question Time
  • 8 Out Of 10 Cats
  • 10 O'Clock Live
  • House
  • Bottom
  • Red Dwarf

    Page Guestbook 
  • Vandalization complete. -Mr. Pastry
    • Reply complete.
  • Hello. Coffee? *raises flask* - Bisected8
    • Hello. I'm more of a tea bloke myself.
  • *Divebomb page* ~betterthanstrawberry
    • Oi! Watch where you're diving!
  • Hey Hellman! Just a postin' here to give the vandalism page more love! —Earl of Sandvich
    • Much obliged!
  • Ooh! OOH! TURGA!Snicklin
    • Yay?
  • Vandalism done! And you can't do anything about it! -Spirit
    • Goddamn it. You sneaky cake.
  • I could have sworn I vandalized your page... >Puts up a Lamento poster< Soundtrack is great! -Enkufka
    • Well you have now. I'll have to check it out sometime.
  • The faeries were astonished to find that they hadn't vandalized this page, Hellman Sabian the Cuddler. The situation has been rectified... with cuddles! - StolenByFaeries
    • Aw, thanks.
  • 6,7,7.5,8,(9),10,10.5,11,12,12.3,15,42,300,1337,9000,9999,31337,99999. Miss any? - TARDISES
    • Too many to count.
    • Don't worry, I don't think anyone ever will.
  • Hey, listen, if I ever die, I want you to take me to see the Knicks play at Madison Square Garden one last time, just like this.Sean Murray I
    • I'll try mate. No promises.
  • Jinjoman says hi. He also wants your flesh.
    • Hey, I'm still wantin' that flesh of yours.
      • I like my flesh where it is, thank you. On both counts. :D
  • I'd have something witty and humorous to say here, but right now I'm just wondering how I missed this page for so long. -Phoenixor
    • No need, "better late than never" I always say.
  • You were nice at the role play and you are still nice at the cuddlepile :3 ~Spooky Mask
    • You're quite welcome Spooky.
    • Good lord.
  • Do you have a sister? -Kino
    • No, I don't I'm afraid.
  • du-dud-d-du-du!
    This is for you!
    Sabian, a guy who's cool,
    Deadpan snarker,
    Brillant for laughter!
    Pretty smart too,
    If I want an open ear,
    I have you, sitting right here! ~ You know who writes the songs.
    • Are you here all week?
  • Wait... wait...? TWO SONGS?! YOU LUCKY SON OF A BI... I know a guy called Sabian,
    His name rhymes with Kasabian,
    And he likes them.
    I find him to be a very sweet guy,
    Always happy and kinda fly,
    He's offbeat, I guess,
    His intellect works so hard, it never rests,
    I'm sure he's pretty humourous,
    Although his wit is dry,
    If he were to go, we would all cry. -Inhopelessguy
  • Ailedhoo was not here. This is not vandalism. It is a duck. -Ailedhoo
  • Jarate to da face!!! ~raigakuren
    • Gross. Thanks.
  • Here. Again. Woohoo. InhopelessGuy
    • Why so grumpy old chum?
  • The Lord of Shadows graces this page.
    • My page is honoured.
  • >attempts to pickpocket your supply of Septims< -Enkufka
    • Oi, stop that!
  • Wooo! - Wagrid
    • Right back at you.
  • *poke* I vandalized. So satisfying. >:} - whataboutme
    • I'm glad you got enjoyment out of it!
  • You can't be that boring if you're here. - Amused Troper Guy
    • Maybe, maybe not. At least until someone bring in a measurement for dullness.
  • You have been chosen. Accept this vandalization. -Crimson Zephyr
    • I accept.
  • What? Don't mind me. I'm only here for the steak. And your valuables... - Wolfenmaus
    • I got my eye on you. O_-