Previously known as Whatdahell, previously known as Mr. Index, previously known as Spidey3000, this troper has, for some reason or another, forgotten or lost the password to several of his previous accounts. It's only a matter of time before I forget this one.
This troper provides examples of...
- The Atoner: Not in real life, but in a riff of my first published fanfic.
- Berserk Button: Don't call me Donald Duck, or Ronald McDonald, or let me think you are...of course, noone on here would know the reason for me to be compared to either, so I probably just set myself up for a new unwanted nickname, and whoever uses said nickname up with alot of new injuries.
- Beard Of Awesome: Until recently.
- Catchphrase: Well, sometimes on a chat when I accidentally press the enter k
- FUCKING ENTER KEY!
- Chainsaw Good: Owns one now.
- Deadpan Snarker: From what I can tell, most tropers are.
- Dork Age: Middle school.
- Fiery Redhead
- Important Haircut: Bye bye beard.
- Jerkass: Very much so.
- Pair the Spares: Subverted. Despite Uppie's (half-joking) urging, and a shared love of yuri, nothing romantical has happened between Flame and myself... except for that time I proposed, and then started acting like we were engaged (deliberately misinterpreting her answer), to the point of being obnoxious, but that was a joke. And Uppie, in case you're reading this, her answer, "don't encourage her" didn't necessarily mean "no", but it probably didn't mean yes.
- Ridiculous Procrastinator: Ok, as soon as I'm done making this Contributor's page, I'll get right on that math homework. Oh, and the webpage homework, starting at around tutorial two.
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...: This troper submitted his own version of the poem. see the bottom of the page.
- Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life: Subverted. FF.net was ruining my life before I discovered T Vtropes. Though it could count as playing it straight.
Tropes I enjoy seeing/using:
My name is Ash, housewares. *chk chk*
- Hey Spidey, I just vandalized your contributors page. -Kagescorpionakki
- -insert generic vandalism comment here- Happy now, Spidey~? Oh wait! Spivid OTP. ~ Flame Haze 17