Series: Not the Nine O'Clock News

1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephensonnote 

A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it was so called because The BBC put it on BBC Two opposite their own BBC One Nine O'Clock News. After a long fallow period during the post-Monty Python era, it was the next big thing in British TV sketch comedy, and inspired a boom in the genre during the rest of the 1980s.

The team had a particular fondness for taking real footage and inserting their own around it - for example, having a drunken, swearing Atkinson go put on a blonde wig and blue dress, walk through a door, and then switch to some real footage of Margaret Thatcher leaving Downing Street.

Smith and Jones went on to continue their partnership with Alas Smith and Jones, while Atkinson struck out on his own, notably with Blackadder and Mr. Bean.

The series inspired an American export, Not Necessarily The News, which ran on HBO from 1982 to 1990.

This TV show provides examples of:

  • Aluminium Christmas Trees: Foreign viewers may not realise that the "Get a TV licence—it's cheaper than a funeral" parody (in which the TV Licensing Authority hunts down and murders people who don't pay their TV licence fee) is only a slight exaggeration of the real PSAs it was based on, and indeed ones that came later on were even more extreme, almost indistinguishable from the parodies.
  • Attack of the Political Ad: Parodied with a political ad sketch attributed to the Conservative Party. It 'proves' extravagant spending by the Labor Party through an interactive narrator who instructs a man to do silly things in his bathtub in a particularely convoluted analogy for the economy. It ends with the man having his arms cut off to "cut down on spending".
  • Angry Mob Song: "All-Out Superpower Confrontation"
  • Car Fu: The truckers in the "I Like Trucking" song (a parody of then-common Yorkie chocolate bar adverts) keep a tally of their casualties on the side of the cab. They're particularly fond of hedgehogs.
  • Eagleland: Complete with Country & Western music in the parody song ''I Believe''
  • Embarrassing Tattoo: A sketch had a skinhead tattooing the word 'HATE' on his forehead. He then turns around and we discover that, because he did it looking in the mirror, it is backwards.
  • Incessant Music Madness: Gryff-Rhys Jones plays a colonial planter, driven to drink by the noise of the jungle, who staggers drunkenly onto the verandah and demands, "Will you shut up! Will this damn noise never end!" The camera pans back, revealing that what we have taken to be the chittering of night insect noise is really 30 or 40 natives, each of whom is playing with a Rubik's Cube.
    • A similar sketch featured Rowan Atkinson opening a window and shouting "Why don't you grow up, you little bastards!" When questioned by his wife, he clarifies that he was talking to their plants.
  • Intellectual Animal: Gerald the Gorilla. "Wild? I was absolutely livid."
  • Mile-High Club: From the song "Do Bears" by Rowan Atkinson and Kate Bush (originally performed at Comic Relief 1986 and later included on one of the Not the Nine O'Clock News albums):
    Rowan: I met her in the first class lounge of a jumbo jet
    It was love at first sight, Romeo and Juliet
    Kate: He looked pretty rich and I was down on m' luck
    So I charged him a fortune for a flying fu...
    Rowan: ...for crying out loud!
  • Mondegreen: The point of "Kinda Lingers"
  • Mood Whiplash: Often played for laughs. Also the show was capable of going from incisive biting satire to crude slapstick humour (e.g. Rowan Atkinson walking into a lamppost) and back again very rapidly.
  • Ms Fan Service: Pamela Stephenson, often in her underwear and fully nude in one sketch.
  • Names to Run Away From Really Fast: The Billy Connolly pub sketch.
    • Constable Savage isn't the most decent of people either.
  • Powersuit Monkey: Gerald the Gorilla
  • The Secret of Long Pork Pies: In one sketch, a woman from a youth employment scheme goes to visit the owner of a successful pie factory, who employs a large number of young people from the scheme. He claims to use them for "filling in" ... a bit more literally than the woman thinks.
  • Separated by a Common Language: "I believe that lever is pronounced levver / And the best film ever made is Saturday Night Fevver"
  • Skewed Priorities: One sketch is about an episode of Question Time being recorded shortly after the Soviets have just started World War III; aside from an Only Sane Man panellist whose contribution is "Help! We're all going to die!", the others focus on the 'real issues' such as blaming the crisis on the appalling record of the previous government.
  • Special Guest: Comedian Billy Connolly was the most notorious of them, he later married Stephenson.
  • Stereotype Reaction Gag: Inverted by Gerald the Gorilla, who makes the stereotypical claims against himself first "I suppose you think I spend all my money on peanuts and carpet cleaner". The interviewer denies thinking this, only for Gerald to confirm "Well I do spend about 95% of it on that."
  • Straw Character: Thatcher, Reagan, Prince Charles were the most notorious.
  • Surreal Music Video: Parodied in "Nice Video, Shame About the Song".
  • Take That: Aimed at all sorts of media formats.
  • Those Wacky Nazis:
    • Baronet Oswald Ernald Mosley. note 
    • Subverted with the Chilean Milk Marketing Board (a Take That against the government of the time), with the gov't agents varying between stereotypical German and Italian accents (with the occasional use of El Spanish O).
  • Transatlantic Equivalent: A sort of one for Saturday Night Live (Stephenson was featured in both shows), being similarly groundbreaking and controversial at the time. However, NTNON was more political in tone, aside from not having as many guests or regular sections SNL had.
    • Not Necessarily The News is an American adaptation of the show running on HBO from 1983 to 1990.
  • Un-Person: Chris Langham, a founder member of the performing group and there to establish the show in its first series. Since airbrushed out of the record after a child pornography possession conviction.
  • Zipperiffic: Poked fun at with a sketch set in a gents' lavatory with a punk desperately zipping and unzipping his many zips, frantically trying to gain access to relieve himself.

Alternative Title(s):

Not The Nine O Clock News