Dominion War, take a break. It's time to PLAY BALL!!! Solok, an old academy rival of Sisko, shows up with a challenge that the captain can't possibly refuse: a game of baseball. However, Sisko's assumed home-field advantage might not be enough to overcome the Vulcans' inherent advantages in strength, speed, and snark. The crew will have to dig deep to grind out a victory, any kind of victory, to knock these logic-obsessed bullies off their pointy-eared pedestal.
This episode contains examples of
- Baseball Episode: With Sisko's obession it had to happen eventually.
- Breather Episode: A comedy episode after some very heavy material.
- Champions on the Inside: The match was by no means close, but considering the odds, even the single score by the Niners is enough to take the piss out of the Vulcans.
- Chekhov's Classroom: Some of the baseball terms discussed early in the episode come into play during the game, like the "Fancy Dan" and the bunt.
- Curb-Stomp Battle:
- The Vulcans win, 10-1. Not that the Niners care at the end.
- Sisko talks about receiving one from Solok in a wrestling match back at the academy. The fact that Sisko was drunk didn't help.
- Damn You, Muscle Memory: Ezri automatically defers to her memories of Emony the gymnast, with painful results. But it works when she pulls off a "Fancy Dan" by running up the wall to grab a would-be home run.
- Everybody Laughs Ending: In which the team gets Solok's goat.
- Fantastic Racism: Hidden under a thin veneer of "logic". In fact, he repeatedly refers to the Niners as 'humans' despite the team including Ferengi, a Trill, a Klingon and a Bajoran. At one point, Ezri responds "Did I forget to wear my spots today?"
- Game of Nerds: The crew is baffled and incredulous at baseball's many rules, exceptions, and complexities.
- Gilligan Cut: Benjamin makes Kasidy promise not to tell anyone the story of why he and Solok don't get along. Cut to her telling everyone, "Now you can't tell him I told you this..."
- It's Personal: Sisko quickly starts obsessing over turning his staff into a good team and beating Solok, which they don't approve of until they find out why he hates Solok so much.
- Ludicrous Precision: Gets brought up in Sisko's office:
Sisko: It's been a long time.
Solok: Ten years, two months, five days.
Sisko: You mean you don't know it to the minute?
Solok: Of course I do. But humans are often irked by such precision. Especially the more emotional humans.
- Percussive Therapy: Kasidy invites Sisko to indulge in this, since he looks like he wants to. Instead, he calms down and tells her why he's so mad.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Odo is named umpire because he is the only one who will be completely impartial. This is later evidenced when he ejects an out of control Sisko.
- Rules Lawyer: Odo, who quotes paragraph and subsection as he ejects Sisko.
- School Yard Bully All Grown Up: Solok. Apparently he built his entire academic career around continuing to taunt Benjamin Sisko.
- Serious Business: Worf and his "infield chatter."
"Death to the opposition!"
Also, when told the Vulcan's player didn't touch the plate: "Find him and kill him!"
- Serious Business: For Sisko.
- Smug Smiler: Odo when he gets to eject Solok.
- "Stop Having Fun" Guys: Sisko, at first - in universe. He berates the team for not being as worked up about the game as he is, and even kicks Rom off for his Epic Fail attempts at baseball. After getting kicked out of the game himself, however, he realizes that it's just a game, and relaxes so as to take pride in his team, win or lose.
- Straw Vulcan: Solok.
- Training Montage
- Underdogs Always Win: Averted. They lose, but after Rom's bunt and Nog's run, the Niners celebrate as though they had.
- Villainy-Free Villain: Solok isn't evil, but he is a Jerk Ass to the core. He teaches his crew baseball for no other reason than to humiliate Sisko at his favorite game.
- You Are in Command Now: O'Brien takes charge of the Niners after Sisko gets ejected.