Recap / Futurama S 4 E 7 Jurassic Bark
Fry goes to a museum exhibit about Old New York City life and discovers that his dog, Seymour, has been fossilized and can be revived via 31st century technology, but Bender grows jealous and tries to sabotage the reunion.

It was recently voted as the best episode of Futurama for Comedy Central's Fanorama marathon, and is one of the most notorious tear jerkers on this (or any other) TV show (domestic or imported).

"Jurassic Bark" contains examples of:

  • Analogy Backfire:
    Fry: Well, it's not right to make my dead pet an exhibit. That's like digging up Lassie and putting her in the Louvre.
    Amy: Lassie is on display in the Louvre.
  • Bait and Switch: As a storm rages over the building, the Professor announces that in order to fuel the Clone-O-Mat, he requires the sheer power of nature itself. He is referring to the power... of molten lava.
  • Call Forward: Fry's boss in the flashback tells him "You're a delivery boy this millenium and you'll be a delivery boy next millennium."
  • Conspiracy Theorist: Fry's father is still a nutcase, this time convinced the Y2K virus would kill his family the minute they set foot out-doors, and that Seymour was one of it's agents.
    • He later blames illness brought on by bad baloney as the Y2K bug as well.
  • Death by Newbery Medal: Seymour.
  • Description Cut: A rather sad one at the end.
    Fry: I'll never forget him, but he forgot me a long, long time ago.
  • Downer Ending: That's a mild way of putting it. The episode lives on as the most tear-jerking thing ever put on American television. It was so depressing that the producers actually got hate mail for it and ret-conned this in the first movie.
  • Dr. Fakenstein: The professor is parodying Frankenstein when trying to resurrect Seymour.
  • Dramatic Irony: The ending is one of the most tearjerking examples of this, with the audience learning what Fry never would: Seymour didn't forget.
  • Failed a Spot Check: Fry's parents came to the Applied Cryogenics to find their dog Seymour, who think he still hasn't found Fry, despite their cryogenically frozen son being right in their view.
  • Fanservice: Leela and Amy wrestling in revealing outfits for no discernible reason (Leela claims, "We need to practice hand to hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser gun out of our hands and they slide way across the room.")
    • Shortly afterward, Leela declares that Bender has been down in the lava too long and she is going in after him. She starts to tear off her skimpy outfit (revealing some underboob) but is stopped by Professor Farnsworth who angrily reminds her that lava is hot. The DVD Commentary says they pushed it as far as they could.
  • Foreshadowing: Unlike the times it was shown in the past, when the scene of Fry falling into the cryo-chamber is played in this episode, two shadows are cast from beneath the table instead of one, as Fry manages to change the past in "The Why of Fry".
  • Fossil Revival: The Professor attempts to do this on Seymour.
  • Future Imperfect: The museum guide has historical details of the 20th century all wrong, same as Leela's book "Dances of the Ancient Bronx".
  • Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: Bender doesn't understand how Fry could love an "inferior being" like a dog, so he assumes Fry is only pretending to love Seymour to make him jealous. Eventually, Bender realizes he does understand how people can love inferior beings, because he loves Fry.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: Throughout the episode, Bender becomes increasingly jealous over Fry focusing on his dog coming back instead of helping Bender with his magician act, culminating in Bender throwing Seymour's body into the lava pit.
  • Henpecked Husband: Apparently, one of the scientists at the cryo lab where Fry was frozen had a wife that nagged him to the point that he froze her while she was in mid-rant and holding a rolling pin.
  • Huge Holographic Head: The professor's in one scene.
  • Ignored Expert: Much to the Professor's increasing annoyance.
    The Professor: Why won't anyone listen to me?! Professor! LAVA! HOT!
  • I Will Wait for You: The ending revealed that Seymour waited for Fry at the place he told him he'd meet him, even after he was frozen, waiting until the day he died. Connie Francis' cover of the song plays over the scene.
  • Jerkass: Bender is at his near-worst in this one.
    • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Bender does rescue Seymour's corpse, though. Albeit, after throwing it into the lava in the first place.
  • Know-Nothing Know-It-All: The tour guide at Pannuci's claims she's an expert on the place thanks to a twenty-minute "fun-gineering" talk and a harlequin romance book. Fry still waves these off as "fancy degrees".
  • Large Ham: The Professor's on a roll this episode.
  • Lava is Boiling Kool-Aid: Only for Bender, and only because he's made of dolomite. His eyes still melt afterward.
  • Lightning Can Do Anything: Subverted. Lava can do anything.
  • Mascot: Seymour became this for the pizzeria Fry worked at.
  • Meaningful Echo and Brick Joke: "And that's why they call me Bender the Magnificent!"
  • Missed Him by That Much: A flashback showed that Seymour tried to show Fry's parent their son in a cryogenic tube, but they thought he was crazy and took him away, not noticing Fry in the tube.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: Bender after seeing how broken up Fry was after he threw the fossilized Seymour into the lava, prompting him to go in and retrieve it.
  • Not Distracted by the Sexy: Fry is too busy prepping for Seymour's return that he doesn't notice Leela and Amy in a girl-on-girl wrestling match in skimpy tights.
  • Not Quite the Right Thing: Fry at the end decides not to revive Seymour, thinking he lived a full and happy life without him. He didn't.
  • Percussive Maintenance: The Professor starts trying to fix the mighty Clone-O-Mat with a hammer.
  • Retcon: Seymour's fate is retconned in Bender's Big Score (the first of the four Futurama movies), revealing that Seymour didn't wait for Fry the whole time because an alternate version of Fry picked up where ours left off, which kind of kills anything tear-jerking or meaningful about what the ending implied.
  • Sad Times Montage / Time Passes Montage: The closing scene.
  • Saw a Woman in Half: Bender does this on Zoidberg.
  • Shout-Out:
    • The title is an obvious reference to Jurassic Park.
    • The resurrection of Seymour spoofs Frankenstein.
    • Seymour's story as a whole is similar to the real life dog, Hachiko.
    • Dolomite is a reference to... Dolomite, an old Blaxploitation movie.
  • Signs of Disrepair: During the Time Passes Montage, the 'U' in 'Panucci's Pizza' falls off, leaving it as 'Pan cci's Pizza'.
  • Stage Magician: Bender tries this.
  • Undying Loyalty: Seymour. He's a dog, so it kind of comes with the territory, but it really shines in the end as he's waiting there for years on end for Fry to come back to him.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Fry was understandably enraged by Bender throwing Seymour into the lava pit, even calling him a monster.

If it takes forever,
I will wait for you
For a thousand summers,
I will wait for you
Till you're back beside me,
Till I'm holding you.
Till I hear you sigh,
Here, in my arms...