Recap / Doctor Who S28 E12 "Army of Ghosts"
aka: Doctor Who NSS 2 E 12 Army Of Ghosts

Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
The Doctor: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.

The one with Bazoolium and Martha Jones's cousin.

Written by Russell T. Davies.

The episode begins with a voice-over of Rose recounting that nothing happened the first nineteen years of her life, but that it changed when she met the Doctor, with whom she thought she'd travel forever. She then talks about ghosts, Torchwood and the war, and says that the story she is telling is of how she died.

The TARDIS shows up in a park near Jackie's flat so that Rose can visit her mother and do some laundry (apparently the TARDIS lacks a washing machine). Jackie greets them and asks if they want to stay and see her visiting father, which confuses and concerns Rose, as her grandfather died when she was ten. An insubstantial grey "ghost" appears and Jackie introduces it to Rose and the Doctor. The concerned Doctor finds out from watching television that this has been going on for months all over the world, and with Rose and an unwilling Jackie in tow quickly traces the source of the "ghosts" to a building that houses the Torchwood Institute, a secret British government organization with a mandate of protecting the United Kingdom and Earth at any cost (originally conceived by Queen Victoria after her encounter with the Doctor in 1879).

It is Torchwood who are causing the "ghost shift" as they try to tap into a source of extra-dimensional energy. They also show the Doctor a mysterious globe that he informs them is a "Void ship", a craft designed to travel the non-existent space between parallel dimensions. The Doctor tells the head of Torchwood, Yvonne Hartman, that the Void ship's entry into the Earth dimension damaged the barrier between universes, and that each time they activate a ghost shift, they are damaging it further, which will eventually cause the barrier to collapse. She reluctantly agrees to delay the next ghost shift, but several technicians have been taken over by Cybermen from the parallel universe of "Rise of the Cybermen"/"The Age of Steel" and activate it anyway.

This brings some 5,000,000 Cybermen across the dimensional gap all over the world, even inside Torchwood, where they begin changing the operatives, including Yvonne, into Cybermen. In the void ship room Rose meets Mickey, who has also crossed the dimensions, and they watch as the void ship begins to open. Mickey tells Rose that the Cybermen left their original dimension some time ago, then hoists a weapon designed to kill them, only to stare in disbelief with Rose as four Daleks emerge from the void ship.

Dalek Sec: Location: Earth. Life-forms detected! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


  • Affably Evil: Nationalist Yvonne "If it's alien, it's ours" Hartman takes care to remember the names of her employees and doesn't bat an eye at office romances ("And they think we haven't noticed").
  • An Astral Projection, Not a Ghost: The "ghosts" are actually Cybermen trying to break through from Pete's World.
  • Bavarian Fire Drill: Rose tries to pull one off using the Doctor's psychic paper, but Torchwood employees are trained against things like psychic paper.
  • Benevolent Boss: While Yvonne is a speciesist, imperialistic sort, she is benevolent toward her underlings, making a point of knowing their names, and not objecting to two of them slipping out to "double-check the readings".
  • BFG: Mickey has one stored in the sphere chamber.
  • Blatant Lies: When Rose gets caught snooping around Torchwood, the Doctor insists he's never seen her before. An unconvinced Yvonne replies in that case, they can have her shot. The Doctor quickly caves in with the truth (much to Yvonne's amusement about the fact the Doctor's been dragging his companion's mother around).
  • Brutal Honesty: No, Jackie, the Doctor does not think dead relatives coming back is beautiful. In fact, it's horrific.
  • Catch-Phrase: "I should say 'Allons-y' more often..." He will, but he won't find anyone called "Alonzo" to say it to for a while.
  • Call-Back:
    • The way the Cybermen hiding in Torchwood reveal themselves is a homage to the way the Mondas Cybermen clawed their way out of their pods in "The Tomb of the Cybermen".
    • One of Torchwood's Void gate technicians is Gareth.
    • The "stay away from the scary humans" line the Doctor said back in the pilot has come true. Yvonne says that Torchwood shoots down any aliens that come into their airspace whether they're hostile or not.
  • Composite Character: Yvonne Hartman is a combination of Yvonne Hartley and Doctorman Allan, from the Big Finish Doctor Who episode "Spare Parts".
  • Conditioned to Accept Horror: By the time the Doctor's learnt about the ghosts, everyone's gotten used to them. How used to them? There are adverts for ghost-polish, ghosts on daytime talk shows, and even on EastEnders.
  • Continuity Nod:
    • The Gelth from "The Unquiet Dead" are mentioned as a possible explanation for the ghosts. The Doctor dismisses it, since the ghosts are beyond the Gelth.
    • That sarcophagus at Torchwood looks... somewhat familiar.
    • When wondering what's in the sphere, Mickey rattles off several previous Cyber-things that could be in it.
  • Deadline News: "They're not ghosts! They're metal men-AAAGH!"
  • Death by Sex: Two minor characters, Gareth and Addie, end up stumbling into the Cybermen's hiding place in Torchwood Tower while looking for a place for a quickie.
  • Didn't Think This Through: The Doctor's view regarding what Torchwood has done with the Breach.
    The Doctor: So you find the Breach, probe it, the Sphere comes through, 600 feet above London, bam! It leaves a hole in the fabric of reality. And that hole, do you think "Oh,shall we leave it alone? Shall we back off, shall we play it safe?" Nah, you think "Let's make it BIGGER!"
  • Distinction Without a Difference:
    Yvonne: They're invading the whole planet.
    The Doctor: It's not an invasion, it's too late for that. It's a victory.
  • Doing In the Wizard: Humans are convinced that their loved ones are returning as ghosts. The Doctor is convinced there's a scientific explanation. Of course, the Doctor is right.
  • E.T. Gave Us Wi-Fi: The explicit purpose of the original Torchwood: to defend the British Empire against Aliens and taking their stuff to make them stronger.
  • Everyone Can See It: The two Torchwood employees in a secret relationship that is not at all secret.
  • Evil Versus Evil: Cybermen versus Daleks is "Upgrade/Delete" vs "exterminate".
  • The Exit Is That Way: "No, Doctor!"
  • Flat "What.": The Doctor when the Cybermen tell him they didn't create the Sphere.
  • Foreshadowing:
    • For Big Finish fans, the name "Yvonne Hartman" was a rather clever bit of foreshadowing for the arrival of the Cybermen: her name is based on Yvonne Hartley, from the episode "Spare Parts".
    • Also, the bluetooth earpieces that all of Torchwood's personnel have. The last time we saw people wearing earpieces was in "Rise of the Cybermen"/"The Age of Steel".
    • The Doctor thinks the idea of loved ones coming back to life is horrific. We don't learn why until the Tenth Doctor's very last episode.
    • The news announcer talking on the Ghostwatch segment mentions the regular gatherings of ghosts around Westminster Bridge, almost like a military display... that's because it is.
    • When the Doctor talks about the Void Ship, the foreboding music is the same piece used for the scenes with the Controller and the Dalek Emperor in "Bad Wolf"/"The Parting of the Ways", but without the chanting. It's a big hint that whatever's in there is Dalek-related.
  • From Bad to Worse: Okay, there's an army of five million Cybermen spread across the whole world. What next? Daleks!
  • Gilded Cage: This is Torchwood's long-term plan for the Doctor: keep him as a "comfortable" prisoner so they can learn more about alien technology from him.
  • Immune to Mind Control: Rose discovers that the agents of Torchwood have enough psychic training to resist the Doctor's psychic paper.
  • Internal Homage: Yvonne Hartman's name, to Yvonne Hartley from the Big Finish Cyberman episode "Spare Parts".
  • I Will Show You X: Also counts as a Running Gag, since twisted ankles were the #1 cause of trouble in the earliest Doctor Who stories.
    The Doctor: Lead on. But not too fast. Her ankle's going.
    Jackie: I'll show you where my ankle's going.
  • Landmarking the Hidden Base: Canary Wharf is actually Torchwood's London base: they didn't just set up shop there, they built it themselves.
    The Doctor: You built a skyscraper just to reach a spatial disturbance? How much money have you got?
    Yvonne: Enough.
  • Let Us Never Speak of This Again: The Doctor passes Jackie off as an aged-up Rose so the real Rose can sneak out of the TARDIS unnoticed. When they get found out...
    The Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I traveled through time and space with her mother.
    Jackie: Charming.
    The Doctor: I've got a reputation to uphold.
  • Mood Whiplash:
    • Rose is caught by the Torchwood scientist, who tells his underling to check the security. Mickey replies he'll get on it.
    • The aforementioned bit with the Doctor, Yvonne and Jackie ends as the lobotomised Torchwood agents start activating another ghost shift.
  • Mundane Made Awesome: Cybermen slicing through plastic sheets, complete with their leitmotif blaring away.
  • Mundane Utility: Jackie remarks that some of the technology Torchwood has developed would be great for carrying her shopping home.
  • Musical Spoiler: When the Cybermen reveal they didn't create the Void ship, the music switches to the beginning of the Dalek theme.
  • Never Heard That One Before: Yvonne, when the Doctor says Torchwood will never get inside the TARDIS, just smiles and retorts "et cetera".
  • Noodle Incident: During the opening montage, the Doctor and Rose are shown standing on a rocky beach watching pterodactyl-esque creatures fly around.
  • Oh, Crap!:
    • Played for laughs when the Doctor realizes Jackie is still on-board.
    • Rose after the psychic paper No-Sell.
    • "Earpieces, Ear Pods; this world is colliding with another...and I think I know which one".
    • Played straight when he realizes the Cybermen didn't make the Void ship, and when Rose and Mickey find out what's inside.
  • Reverse Psychology: The Doctor uses this very effectively against Yvonne. After practically screaming at her to stop breaching the dimensional walls, failing to convince her, he... suddenly stops, says "Okay", and pulls up a seat to watch what happens next. Yvonne calls the "Ghost Shift" off.
  • Shout-Out:
  • Sinister Geometry: The Void ship, a seamless sphere with no detectable radiation or atomic mass until the Cyberman invasion triggers it. Anyone who looks at the Void ship feels there's something unnatural about it.
    "It upsets people because it gives off — nothing. It is absent."
  • Surveillance as the Plot Demands: Torchwood London was able to detect the Doctor messing with a ghost, find a public camera nearby and pipe the picture from it to a screen at their headquarters just in time to see the TARDIS dematerialize.
  • Trailers Always Spoil: Not only did the "Next Time" preview for Fear Her reveal the Cybermen were coming back, it also spoilers the very end of the episode by showing someone getting zapped by a Dalek.
  • Uncommon Time: The music playing as the "ghosts" shimmer into Cybermen is in 5/4.
  • Unreliable Narrator: Rose tells us this is "the story of how she died" while she is obviously still alive. She was probably referring to the fact that she was declared dead in her original universe after the events of this two-parter.
  • Unwilling Roboticisation: The fate of humanity. And it's not coming without a Painful Transformation.
  • The Un-Reveal: The fact that the Cybermen are back is given away pretty early on. Probably to save suspense for the real surprise of the episode.
  • Void Between the Worlds: The Doctor describes the Void as a completely alien realm where time, space and physical direction have no meaning we'd understand. "Some people call it Hell."
  • We Come in Peace Shoot to Kill: The visitors are not aliens but the Cybermen from a Parallel Universe, being deliberately brought to ours by the Torchwood institute. (In the first act of the episode, the Cybermen take on a "ghostly" appearance and do not speak). During the period where the visitors are assumed to be friendly, humans call them "ghosts", and many even think they really are the silent spirits of their deceased loved ones. The Doctor says "No one's running, screaming, freaking out", to which Jackie responds "Why should we?" Correct answer: Because you aren't, which means they're probably dangerous.
  • Wham Line: "The sphere is not of Cyber origin...the Sphere broke down the barriers between worlds. We only followed". Even better, as soon as the Cyber-Leader says this, the Dalek theme starts playing.
  • Wham Shot: The Cult of Skaro emerging from the Void ship.
  • The X of Y: "Army of Ghosts".

Alternative Title(s): Doctor Who NSS 2 E 12 Army Of Ghosts