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 Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? Rose: Rose. Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life! Meet everygirl Rose Tyler: she has an overprotective mum, a dead dad, a deadbeat boyfriend, and a dead-end job in a department store. In short, This Loser Is You, only probably a bit prettier.One evening, Rose — who really should have watched more horror movies — visits the basement, alone, just after the store closes. The basement is full of mannequins, which hang around being creepy and then attack. Rose is backed up to a wall, facing death by mannequin, when her hand is grabbed by a stranger who yells "RUN!" and we're into the first chase of the new series.It ends sort of abruptly when the pair make it into a lift, followed so closely by a mannequin that the stranger ("the Doctor"; it's not like no one saw it coming) can pull one of its plastic arms off. Rose's reasoning skills impress the Doctor enough that he asks her her name, introduces himself as the Doctor, and advises Rose to run like hell before the bomb he's going to plant goes off.Rose happily obliges. The building goes up in flames and she's out of a job and thoroughly confused. She goes back home, where her mum Jackie is enjoying the excitement perhaps a little too much: phoning everyone, assuring them she's still alive, and trying to get Rose interviews, preferably well-paid ones. Rose is understandably angry. Boyfriend Mickey turns up, and tries to take his almost-dead girlfriend out to the pub, presumably to comfort her, but really so he can watch football. Rose asks him to get rid of the arm. Mickey chucks it in some random bin and calls it a night. It's not really his fault — it's only the series premiere, so he hasn't learned that random alien weirdness should be stomped into bits, set on fire, and the ashes stomped into bits just in case.Next morning, Rose doesn't have a job to go to, which is why she's home when the Doctor — having traced the plastic arm to their flat — turns up. The Doctor talks to Rose and gets attacked by the plastic arm, which managed to find its way back in. Rose thinks he's kidding, until it tries to kill her.Rose and Doctor escape and start contemplating their navels. Apparently the plastic people want to take over the world. They make puns. The Doctor leaves in the TARDIS — the "mysterious blue box"; the audience is not meant to know what it is yet.Rose goes to Mickey's house and hops on the Internet. With quite possibly the worst Google-fu seen in modern TV history (starting with the words "The Doctor" and looking surprised when Google gives her actual doctors), she tries to find information and eventually stumbles across some random conspiracy-theory website run by some random guy. Then she dragoons Mickey into driving her over to conspiracy theory guy's place, where they discover that he's pretty normal — even has a wife and kids. He tells Rose all sorts of things that we know to be true, but naturally Rose doesn't believe him, and she bails at the first opportunity.Meanwhile, Mickey has been eaten by a plastic wheelie bin, which spits out a plastic copy of him. Its acting style is slightly less wooden than original Mickey. They drive to a pizza place, badly.They eat. The fake Mickey is obsessed with the Doctor, and keeps repeating the same words, babe, sugar, baby, sweetheart. The Doctor tracks them down and causes the fake Mickey to fall apart. They escape into TARDIS, which has had a hell of a makeover. Doctor tries to fly to plastic people headquarters, but fails. He and Rose have a half-angry half-curious all-expository argument. They discover that the base is under the London Eye*. They go down, and see the bad wolf himself — the plastic controller, which they call the Nestene Consciousness. The real Mickey's there, freaking out. The Doctor tries to talk Nestene out of it; Nestene discovers the anti-plastic the Doctor has. Nestene goes crazy and activates all the plastic people. Jackie, who's out shopping, is attacked by evil plastic robot brides. Conspiracy man presumably gets killed, after having had all his theories confirmed.Rose uses her halfway decent gymnastics skills to knock a plastic person into Nestene, which also sprinkles it with the anti-plastic it took from the Doctor. It dies. The plastic people give up and the Doctor, Rose and Mickey escape in the TARDIS. The base goes up in flames.They arrive near home. Mickey goes into pseudo-PTSD. The Doctor offers to take Rose on his travels. She declines. He vanishes. Then he appears again and says "Did I mention, it also travels in time?" That's right, a Columbo moment from across time and space.Rose gives Mickey a kiss and this goodbye:
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