Quotes / The Other Darrin

Lisa: Isn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren't good enough for the fall schedule?
Homer: You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classic. There's "The Laughter Family" — that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!
Ned Flanders: (appears with voice provided by Karl Wiedergott) Plus, they can replace them and no one can tell the diddley-ifference!
The Simpsons, "Homer to the Max"

Corny Collins: You can't fire Corny Collins from the Corny Collins Show!
Velma Von Tussle: They do it all the time on Lassie!

"What the?!? They replaced Darrin!"
David Morgan-Mar, Irregular Webcomic!

"Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!"
Duffman, The Simpsons, "Jaws Wired Shut"

"Wait a second, you're not Kirstie Alley! Who are you?!"
Linkara, reviewing the comic book adaptation of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Dr. Manhattan: You know what's interesting?
Sabretooth: What?
Dr. Manhattan: I can understand anything about nuclear and particle physics.
Sabretooth: Yeah?
Dr. Manhattan: And I can invent technological advances decades ahead of their time.
Sabretooth: Uh-huh.
Dr. Manhattan: And I can even understand the concept of time to the point where I do not experience it linearly.
Sabretooth: Right.
Dr. Manhattan: And even I don't know how Liev Schrieber could become Tyler Mane.

Iron Man: In my next movie, Rhodey will become War Machine.
Batman: In my next movie, Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC (before Rhodey was also recast)

Kimimaro: Didn't you used to be British?
Kabuto: Didn't you used to be healthy?

"You're looking at a woman who lived through two world wars, fifteen vendettas, four major operations, and two Darrins on Bewitched!"
Sophia, The Golden Girls

Jenko: Cap, does Schmidt look any different to you?
Dickson: No! That's Schmidt! I don't know what you talking about, man! He look exactly the same to me...
Rogen!Schmidt: I got new glasses.
Dickson: Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. Goddamn.
Rogen!Schmidt: No one's gonna fucking notice.
[one awful sequel later]
Jenko: Really, really glad you're back, Schmidt.
Hill!Schmidt: What're you talking about? What contract dispute?
22 Jump Street parodying this trope

"Oh, and one last thing, friends. Remember Jane's adorable son? Well, he's still adorable, but now he looks like this. What can I say — in novelas, you must be prepared for change, after all."
Latin Lover Narrator, Jane the Virgin

Sparx: Hey, Spyro, man, you're alive.
Spyro: Sparx! It's good to see you too! You okay?
Sparx: Huh, you know, little stiff, voice keeps changin', but I'm good.
The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon, hanging a lampshade on Sparx' frequently changing voice actors

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