"You just barely got that. Too bad, I was hoping I could laugh at your failure."
— Solaris Paradox, BrainScratch Commentaries
"Before we begin I'd like to discuss the subject of screaming. By saying this — go right ahead."
— Black Mask, Batman
General: Now hold still. If I do it wrong, it will hurt a little.
Prisoner: What if you do it right?
General: Then it will hurt a lot.
— Evil Russian General, Hitman:SilentAssassin