"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
Apollo: Ah hah hah...
Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?
Miss Information: [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?
World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!
"Samuel L. Jackson": HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?
Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?
"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!
Espa Roba: I HAVE TREMENDOES PSYCHIC POWERS!
Joey: Stop yellin' at me!
Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!
Marge: Homer! Use your inside voice.
Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume!"
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Squidward: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?
"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."
Twilight Sparkle: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."
Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "We", and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!"
"Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!"
Dogbert: A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.
Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!
You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
Angelus: (holds his hands to his ears) Hello, volume!
Beastmaster: I AM NOT WELL PLEASED!
Angelus: I am not well deaf!
Beastmaster: DARE TO SEEK ME OUT AGAIN, AND YOUR INSOLENCE WILL BE PUNISHED TEN-FOLD!
Angelus: Yeah, what're you gonna do, huh? Give me a migraine?
Garfield: Then [Binky] got a job at the library.
Binky: HEY! WHERE DO THESE BOOKS GO?