I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
Apollo: OBJECTION!! Judge:
No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine! Apollo:
Ah hah hah... Kristoph:
Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case. Apollo:
B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?
[Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he? World's Oldest Woman:
More like a crate of dynamite!
"Samuel L. Jackson":
HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA? Customer:
Could you please stop yelling at me? "Samuel L. Jackson":
NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!
I HAVE TREMENDOES PSYCHIC POWERS! Joey:
Stop yellin' at me! Espa Roba:
WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!
Jack, we need to talk. Jack: I MOSTLY JUST LIKE TO YELL! Rex:
Fine. I'll talk, you can yell. Jack: YAAAAAAY!
Homer! Use your inside voice. Homer:
I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!
If you can't win by reason, go for volume!
: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right? Plankton
"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."
: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..." Princess Luna
: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "We"
, and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!
Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!
A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard
. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy. Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!
You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
ANGELUS! Angelus: (holds hands to his ears]])
Hello, volume! Beastmaster:
I AM NOT WELL PLEASED! Angelus:
I am not well deaf!
Sorry! I'm easily excited, and I have a powerful voice box. I have to whisper to sound like a normal person.
usually gets the final say in everything Kim does, so I’m shocked that he didn’t call up Rizzoli [Publishing] and tell them he’d write the 'About the Author' section himself. Or maybe he did!
“ABOUT THE AUTHOR – SHIT, I SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AUTHOR! BITCH WAS ON THE COVER OF VOGUE! SHE’S THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION ICON OF ALL TIME! KIM MOTHERFUCKING KARDASHIAN! WIFE OF KANYE! MOTHER OF THAT CONFUSED-LOOKING BABY THAT I NAMED AFTER A DIRECTION!
', "The 'Author Description' For Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Is Just As Laughable As You’d Expect"