You know, I remember reading somewhere that there are only two truly meaningful things you can do with your doppelganger when you're locked in a room. You can fight them... Or f#@k them.
Aw man, Shadow
Homestar? "Hey, I've got a wonderful idea! Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink and make you fight him before you get to the end boss!"
: You're good. Main Universe Batman
: You expected otherwise? or Insurgency Batman
: Call it a draw? Main Universe Batman
: Not our style. Regime Superman
: I saved this world! Main Universe Superman
: Now I'll save it from you. Regime Solomon Grundy
: Like looking in mirror! Main Universe Solomon Grundy
: Grundy hates mirrors! or Main Universe Solomon Grundy
Grundy think you look handsome! Regime Solomon Grundy
So does Grundy! Main Universe Joker:
) Got a joke for you. Regime Joker:
) I've probably heard it.
Cassie Cage 1:
Funny. Cassie Cage 2:
You know what's funny? Your face
. Cassie Cage 1:
Dude, you've just insulted yourself...
They're changelings, remember? Fake Twilights:
They're changelings, remember? (evil smile
All right. Ooh, okay - Gibbs versus...
(Gibbs walks up behind Abby
Oh, oh that's good! Okay, so um, evil twin or a clone?
(Match Start vs Big Band
): In some ways, it feels like I never left. Squigly
(Match Start vs Squigly
): What a shameless imitation. Cerebella
(Victory vs Cerebella
): This ring's not big enough for the two of me! Peacock
(Victory vs Peacock
): I'm the real deal! Accept no substitutes Squigly
(Victory vs Squigly
): Your flattery needs work. Eliza
(Loss vs Eliza
): How fitting...
If I can defeat myself I will become complete!