History Quotes / MirrorMatch

->'''ComicBook/{{Batman}} 1:''' Pretending to be will cost you.\\

->'''[[Characters/MortalKombatKuaiLiang Sub-Zero]] 1:''' Who are you?\\

->'''Kovacs:''' Carrera, he copied my old DHF and shoved it into a clone of my birth sleeve.
->'''Trepps:''' So you did this to yourself?
->'''Kovacs:''' I'm a complicated person.
-->-- ''Series/AlteredCarbon'', "Bury Me Dead"

->''You know, I remember reading somewhere that there are only two truly meaningful things you can do with your doppelganger when you're locked in a room. You can fight them... [[ScrewYourself Or f#@k them.]]''
-->-- '''Brian O'Donovan''', to '''Dan O'Brien''', ''WebVideo/AgentsOfCracked'' [[note]]They don't fight.[[/note]]

''(Leela and her AlternateUniverse counterpart [[CrossCounter do the exact same kick and knock each other unconscious]])''\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''Aw man, ''Shadow'' Homestar? "Hey, I've got a wonderful idea! Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink and make you fight him before you get to the end boss!"''

->''([[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern]] is confronting his alternate universe self, who has a yellow power ring and uniform in place of the usual green.)''\\
'''Green Lantern (shocked):''' You're Sinestro Corps?!\\

''(Green Lantern and Yellow Lantern fire at each other, engaging in a BeamOWar.)''\\

''(Noticing ComicBook/WonderWoman getting to her feet [she was earlier beaten down by Sinestro], Yellow Lantern blasts her to the side. Green Lantern retaliates with some light construct arrows, which Yellow Lantern blocks with a light shield.)''\\
'''Green Lantern (sarcastically):''' I'm sure they're really proud of you...\\

''(One fight later, Yellow Lantern lays knocked out on the pavement.)''\\

->'''Insurgency ComicBook/{{Batman}}''': You're good.\\
'''Main Universe Batman''': You expected otherwise?\\
''or''\\
'''Insurgency Batman''': Call it a draw?\\
'''Main Universe Batman''': Not our style.\\

'''Regime ComicBook/{{Superman}}''': I saved this world!\\
'''Main Universe Superman''': Now I'll save it from [[KnightTemplar you.]]\\

'''Regime Solomon Grundy''': [[LampshadeHanging Like looking in mirror...]]\\
'''Main Universe Solomon Grundy''': Grundy ''hate'' mirror!\\

'''Main Universe Solomon Grundy''': Grundy think you handsome!\\
'''Regime Solomon Grundy''': So does Grundy!\\

'''Main Universe [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]:''' (''Draws crowbar'') Got a joke for you.\\
'''Injustice Joker:''' (''Draws crowbar'') I've probably heard it.

->''Just what I need, [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga another clone]].''

->'''Cassie Cage 1:''' Funny. \\
'''Cassie Cage 2:''' You know what's funny? [[LameComeback Your face]]. \\
'''Cassie Cage 1:''' Dude, you've just insulted yourself...

->'''Scorpion 1''': Hold, Scorpion.\\
'''Scorpion 2''': The sight of you offends me.\\
'''Scorpion 1''': Your death will be ''swift''.

->'''Erron Black 1''': Mind games don't work on me.\\
'''Erron Black 2''': There's an obvious insult there.\\
'''Erron Black 1''': You'd best shut up and draw…

->'''Johnny Cage 1:''' This is embarrassing.\\

'''Johnny Cage 1:''' Wow. I ''am'' annoying.

->'''Sonya Blade 1:''' You look like shit.\\

'''Sonya Blade 1:''' I ''am'' you.

->'''Quan Chi 1:''' We mustn't fight!\\

-->-- Fight intro dialogue from ''Videogame/MortalKombatX''

'''Fake Twilights:''' They're changelings, remember? (''evil smile'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

(''Gibbs walks up behind Abby'')\\

-->-- An interrupted discussion of {{Ultimate Showdown|OfUltimateDestiny}}s involving [[MemeticBadass Gibbs]], ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' 6x10 - "Road Kill"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''Hello, me. Meet the REAL me.''
-->-- '''Funny Valentine's''' mirror match intro quote, ''VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureAllStarBattle''

->'''Big Band''' (''Match Start''): In some ways, it feels like I never left.\\
'''Squigly''' (''Match Start''): What a shameless imitation.\\
'''Cerebella''' (''Victory''): This ring's not big enough for the two of me!\\
'''Peacock''' (''Victory''): I'm the real deal! Accept no substitutes.\\
'''Squigly''' (''Victory''): Your flattery needs work.\\
'''Eliza''' (''Loss''): How fitting...

->''Ugh; I ''hate'' fighting me.''
-->-- '''Pearl''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Ocean Gem"

->''If I can defeat myself, I will become complete!''

->''We all have our demons, Rick. It's time to face yours...''

'''Blue Beetle 1:''' Huh... thought I was funnier.

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} 1:''' Oh, come on; I'm ''you!'' \\

'''Supergirl 1:''' Fine. Loser gets the couch.

->'''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} 1:''' Can the BPRD handle two of us?\\

'''Hellboy 1:''' WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong

->'''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}} 1:''' Only one of us is the best shot.\\
'''Deadshot 2:''' Guess the other will really be a [[{{Pun}} dead shot.]]\\
'''Deadshot 1:''' That is ''so'' meta.

->'''ComicBook/{{Superman}} 1:''' It's like looking in a mirror.\\

'''Superman 1:''' Far as I know, ''I'm'' the original.

->'''Power Girl 1:''' Karen Starr of Earth-2.\\

'''Power Girl 1:''' If we can't agree on the facts...

->'''Reverse-Flash 1:''' Who are you?\\

'''Reverse-Flash 1:''' Sorry. Lost me at "Professor Zoom".

->'''Jay Garrick 1:''' You can't fool me, Thinker.\\

'''Jay Garrick 1:''' That's exactly what you want me to think.

'''Batman 2:''' Trust me, I can afford it.\\
'''Batman 1:''' I wasn't talking about money.

->'''Poison Ivy 1:''' Is Swamp Thing doing this?\\

'''Poison Ivy 1:''' I ''don't'' need a twin.

->'''Bane 1:''' A lowly pretender.\\

'''Bane 1:''' You will learn your place!

->'''[[Characters/BatmantheJoker Joker]] 1:''' Have we met?\\

'''Joker 1:''' Me too. But I still want yours!

->'''Atrocitus 1:''' The Red Lanterns will obey ''me''!\\

'''Atrocitus 1:''' The purity of my rage.

->'''Wonder Woman 1:''' Another Impostor threatens me?\\

'''Wonder Woman 1:''' Go back to your universe.

->'''Catwoman 1:''' You can't be Selina Kyle.\\

'''Catwoman 1:''' Sure sounds like me, though.

->'''Black Adam 1:''' Black Adam from another Earth.\\

'''Black Adam 1:''' Not this one, usurper.

->'''ComicBook/DoctorFate 1:''' The Lords have failed us, Nabu.\\

'''Doctor Fate 1:''' ''They'' betrayed humanity...

->'''Mr. Freeze 1:''' Why do you come to this universe?\\

'''Mr. Freeze 1:''' Your wife is not my concern.

->'''Captain Cold 1:''' Takes more than a hood and a cold gun.\\

'''Captain Cold 1:''' My heart's not always frozen.

->'''Gorilla Grodd 1:''' From which Earth are you?\\

'''Gorilla Grodd 1:''' Your throne will be mine.

->'''Grid 1:''' How have I been replicated?\\

'''Grid 1:''' Either way, your existence ends here.

->'''[[Characters/BatmanJasonTodd Red Hood]] 1:''' I'm having another Lazarus flashback.\\

'''Red Hood 1:''' Come give it a try.

'''Sub-Zero 1:''' Or is it the evil sorcerer Shang Tsung?

->'''ComicBook/{{Starfire}} 1:''' Is this your trickery, Komand'r?\\

'''Starfire 1:''' Then go back the way you came.

->'''[[Characters/AquamanRoguesGallery Black Manta]] 1:''' That gear belongs to ''me''.\\

'''Black Manta 1:''' Let's see if it keeps you alive.

->'''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} 1:''' You're from the other Earth?\\

'''Aquaman 1:''' Then I'm the wrong audience for your charade.

->'''[[Characters/MortalKombatRaiden Raiden]] 1:''' Neither of us are from this realm.\\

'''Raiden 1:''' I fear Shinnok toys with us both.

->'''Black Lightning 1:''' So there's more than one Southside.\\

'''Black Lightning 1:''' Is yours as troubled as mine?

->'''[[ComicBook/TheAtom Atom]] 1:''' What's causing this mirror match?\\

'''Atom 1:''' Palmer said; "Investigate before you speculate."

->'''June Moone:''' My Enchantress went toe-to-toe with Superman.\\

'''Enchantress 2:''' Are you another of his mind games?

->'''[[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Leonardo]] 1:''' I'm hallucinating you, right?\\

'''Leonardo 1:''' I gotta lay off Mikey's garlic fudge pizza.

->'''Donatello 1:''' You a Kraang clone or an evil twin?\\

'''Donatello 1:''' I should be so lucky.

->'''Raphael 1:''' Yo! I think this is a cross-over!\\

'''Raphael 1:''' NOBODY THINKS MY THOUGHTS BUT ME!

->'''Michelangelo 1:''' There's two of us? That's rad!\\

'''Michelangelo 1:''' Evil us's? HAH! Whatever, dude!

->'''[[Characters/NewGodsDarkseid Darkseid]] 1:''' Disciple of Conquest...\\

'''Darkseid 1:''' Wish to wager on this battle?

->'''John Stewart 1:''' Is this one of Sinestro's nightmares?\\

'''John Stewart 1:''' Well, that's gonna be a problem...

->'''Hal Jordan 1:''' Don't recall having a twin brother.\\

'''Hal Jordan 1:''' Then you know I don't do mind games.

->'''Characters/{{Robin|DamianWayne}} 1:''' I don't have a twin.\\

'''Robin 1:''' I'll need a blood sample to verify.

->'''Firestorm 1:''' Tell me you're not Deathstorm.\\

'''Firestorm 1:''' Well, at least there's that...

->'''[[Characters/TheFlashBarryAllen Flash]] 1:''' Explain yourself.\\

'''Flash 1:''' Nah. Too chatty.

->'''[[Characters/WonderWomanCheetah Cheetah]] 1:''' I'm the goddess's new champion.\\

'''Cheetah 1:''' I appreciate challenging prey.

->'''[[Characters/BatmantheScarecrow Scarecrow]] 1:''' Ah, we fight ourselves.\\

'''Scarecrow 1:''' Which wins... [[UsefulNotes/IdSuperEgoandEgo Id or Ego]]?

->'''Brainiac 1:''' Abandon Earth, Brainiac!\\

'''Brainiac 1:''' Your impariled future.

->'''Vixen 1:''' You one of Anansi's tricks?\\

'''Vixen 1:''' Guess we'll find out together.

->'''Black Canary 1:''' That look isn't working.\\

'''Black Canary 1:''' Sorry's not good enough.

->'''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn 1:''' Joker was demented and abusive.\\

'''Harley Quinn 1:''' YOU LANDED ON THE WRONG EARTH, SISTER!

->'''[[ComicBook/TeenTitans Cyborg]] 1:''' ''I'm'' the original.\\

'''Cyborg 1:''' Damn...

->'''ComicBook/GreenArrow 1:''' I'm not the dead Ollie, are you?\\

'''Green Arrow 1:''' Ditto.

->'''ComicBook/SwampThing 1''': [[ThisCannotBe It cannot be...]]\\

-->--Fight intro dialogue from ''VideoGame/Injustice2''

'''Cassie Cage 1:''' I know! So meta!

->'''Johnny Cage 1:''' Hands down, best stand-in ever.\\

'''Johnny Cage 1:''' Keep dreamin', Mini-Me.

->'''Joker 1:''' Two Jokers walk into a bar.\\

'''Joker 1:''' I like how you think.

->'''Liu Kang 1:''' I will ''never'' get used to this.\\

'''Liu Kang 1:''' [[BadassBoast Yes. And I beat them, too.]]

->'''Franchise/RoboCop 1:''' Where did you come from?\\

'''[=RoboCop=] 1:''' I will not be cloned.

->'''Shang Tsung 1:''' What is this supposed to be?\\

'''Shang Tsung 1:''' You mirror my style, but not my ''skill.''

->'''Shao Kahn 1:''' Let's take the Hourglass together.\\

'''Shao Kahn 1:''' All too true...

->'''Skarlet 1:''' I have no twin, who are you?\\

'''Skarlet 1:''' ''I will drain it from your veins.''

->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}} 1''': Why send a replacement?\\
'''Terminator 2''': You've failed in your mission.\\
'''Terminator 1''': I've only just arrived.
-->--Fight intro dialogue from ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Sub-Zero 1''': We can't both exist!\\
'''Sub-Zero 2''': We won't for much longer!

->'''Johnny Cage 1:''' I still say I should play me in the biopic...\\

-->--Fight intro dialogue from ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1''

->'''Howard''': Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!\\
'''Kreese''': So basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself...we are watching the most violent masturbation ever!\\
'''Howard''': Ohoho, ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice this is nothing...]]''

->''Another clone? There's enough of me to start a baseball team!''
-->--'''Kyo Kusanagi's''' victory quote against another Kyo, ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFightersXI''

->''Conquer yourself!''

->''Even the attacks are exact copies! Talk about copyright infringement!''

->'''Xavier 1''': Listen, we don’t cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram, wierdo!\\
'''Xavier 2''': Oh yeah? I don’t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don’t you split?\\
'''Xavier 1''': Looks like I already did. You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyche’s tragic dividend. You’re the un-me. I’m the real me! You wanna ''be'' me?\\
'''Xavier 2''': Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants.\\
'''Xavier 1''': Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.\\
'''Xavier 2''': So ''you’re'' the one who stained them?\\
'''Xavier 1''': Whoever found it, browned it.\\
'''Xavier 2''': You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me? But it’s too late. You snoze, you lose.\\
'''Xavier 1''': You sleeped, you weeped.\\
'''Xavier 2''': You nappa, you get slappa!\\
'''Xavier 1''': You slumber, a cucumber.\\
'''Xavier 2''': You catch up on some Zed’s, you get out of my heads!\\
'''Xavier 1''': You slumber, ham... ''[[MotorMouth BURGER, I DON’T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN' ELSE!]]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'', ''Shakashuri Blowdown''

->''You can't hide it: We're the same, you and I.''
-->-- '''Setsuka''', ''VideoGame/SoulcaliburVI'', this quote becomes literal if she's fighting another Setsuka

->'''Pod 042:''' Alert: Approaching enemy target.\\
'''[=2B=] 1:''' What are you?\\
'''[=2B=] 2:''' A [=YoRHa=] unit? But why?
-->-- [[VideoGame/NieRAutomata YoRHa No. 2 Type B]], ''Soulcalibur VI''

->'''Nightmare:''' My father's killer, so we meet again.\\
'''Siegfried:''' Admit it, we are the same!
-->-- Siegfried Schtauffen, facing Nightmare in ''Soulcalibur VI''

->''It's a strange feeling to be face-to-face with my clone. Not just the face and form, but even its power is the same... Well, there's no better training partner than this, I suppose. If this thing has the same fighting style as me, I can use that to learn about my own weaknesses. That means... beating you will mean I've surpassed my current self. I'll use you to push myself... to reach the next level as a martial artist. Bring it on! I'm ready!''

-->--''Videogame/TheKingOfFightersXV''

->''(Green Lantern is confronting his alternate universe self, who has a yellow power ring and uniform in place of the usual green.)''\\

''(One fight later...)''\\

'''Regime Solomon Grundy''': [[LampshadeHanging Like looking in mirror!]]\\
'''Main Universe Solomon Grundy''': Grundy hates mirrors!\\

'''Main Universe Solomon Grundy''': Grundy think you look handsome!\\

'''Regime Joker:''' (''Draws crowbar'') I've probably heard it.

'''Joker 2:''' I still have one of those faces.\\
'''Joker 1:''' Me too. But I still want yours.

->'''[[EvilCostumeSwitch Yellow Lantern]]:''' Sanctimony is easy when you know what--\\
'''ComicBook/GreenLantern:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Save it. Time to kick my ass.]]\\

'''ComicBook/WonderWoman:''' And a bit disturbing.\\

'''Xavier 2''': You nappa, You get slappa!\\

->'''[[EvilCostumeSwitch Yellow Lantern]]:''' Sanctimony is easy when you know what-\\

(''one fight later'')\\

->'''Xavier 1''': Listen, we don’t cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo!\\
'''Xavier 2''': Oh yeah, I don’t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don’t you split?\\
'''Xavier 1''': Looks like I already did. You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyche’s tragic dividend. You’re the un-me. I’m the real me! You wanna be? Me?\\

'''Xavier 2''': So you’re the one who stained them?\\

'''Xavier 2''': You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me? But it’s too late, you snoze, you lose.\\

'''Xavier 2''': You napple, You get slapple!\\

'''Xavier 1''': You slumber, ham- BURGER I DON’T WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE!

'''Franchise/GreenLantern:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Save it. Time to kick my ass.]]\\

'''Franchise/WonderWoman:''' And a bit disturbing.\\

->'''Insurgency Franchise/{{Batman}}''': You're good.\\

'''Regime Franchise/{{Superman}}''': I saved this world!\\

-->-- '''Franchise/SpiderMan''', facing himself in ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}} 1:''' It's like looking in a mirror.\\

->'''Franchise/{{Batman}} 1:''' Pretending to be will cost you.\\

->'''Comicbook/{{Starfire}} 1:''' Is this your trickery, Komand'r?\\

->'''Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} 1:''' You're from the other Earth?\\

->'''[[Comicbook/TheAtom Atom]] 1:''' What's causing this mirror match?\\

'''[[Comicbook/SuicideSquad Enchantress]] 1:''' But she was no match for Maxwell Lord.\\

->'''Comicbook/HarleyQuinn 1:''' Joker was demented and abusive.\\

->'''[[Comicbook/TeenTitans Cyborg]] 1:''' ''I'm'' the original.\\

->'''Comicbook/GreenArrow 1:''' I'm not the dead Ollie, are you?\\

->'''Comicbook/SwampThing 1''': [[ThisCannotBe It cannot be...]]\\

->'''[[ComicBook/TheScarecrow Scarecrow]] 1:''' Ah, we fight ourselves!\\
'''Scarecrow 2:''' The ultimate metaphor.\\
'''Scarecrow 1:''' Which wins... Id or Ego?

->'''Comicbook/{{Starfire}} 1:''' Is this your trickery, Commander?\\

'''Kreese''': So basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself...we are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive