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Quotes: Dirty Old Man
Count Brocken: Geh-heh-heh, that one's piloted by a girl, huh?
Count Brocken: Punishing you is gonna be SO MUCH FUN. First I'll peel off the cockpit armor, and then...
Lunamaria: Enemy of womankind!
Marguerite Pistail: Lewd men such as you deserve little mercy!
Aoi: You're the one who's gonna be punished!
Sylvia: Prepare yourself, Count Pervert!
Kallen: I'm gonna play soccer with your head!
Sara: No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!
Yoko: I could use it for target practice...
Noin: No, I'll feed it to my dog.
Sumeragi: I hereby authorize all of you to carry out those actions.
Count Brocken: Wha-WHAT?! I haven't even done anything yet!
—Scenario 47, Super Robot Wars Z2: Saisei-Hen

Fred: Now, she's got T.B.
Lamont: What?
Fred: Terrific Body.
Lamont: You're a dirty old man, you know that?
Fred: And I'm gonna be one till I'm a dead old man
—Sanford And Son, A Matter of Life and Breath

Grandpa: Nice of you to come visit, Téa! I see your breasts have gotten a lot bigger.
Tea: Please don't talk about those...
Tea: Yes, those.
Grandpa: So you don't want me to talk about your gazongas.
Tea: No, I don't.
Grandpa: Okay, so just to be clear, I'm definitely not going to bring up your double whammies. Your melons are off the table. Hooters are a no-go area. Ixnay on the eavage-clay!
Tea: Are you done?
Grandpa: Yes. So, how was school?
Tea: It was fi—
Grandpa: TITTIES!

"By the time Hillary takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.

A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein. "
Jezebel, "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man"

"Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!"
— Unnamed old man, Pokémon Red and Blue (Regis in Gold and Silver)

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