Quotes / Dirty Mind-Reading

If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.
Bertrand Russell

Jean Grey: In fact, you're the first guy in six months who hasn't immediately pictured me naked, so I appreciate that.
Spidey: ...
Jean: Until now.
Spidey: Sorry.
Jean: Are you done?
Spidey: ...
Jean: ...
Spidey: ...
Jean: ...
Spidey: I'm done.
Jean: ...
Spidey: OK, now I'm done.
Jean: ...
Spidey: OK, now.
Well, what do you expect from a teenager? — Ultimate Spider-Man #43

"Humans lack the mental discipline necessary for the confines of space travel," said T'Pol. "As a telepath I do not enjoy being the subject of 82 wet dreams every night."
Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic.

Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. (places her hand on Peter's) You feel... love!
Peter: Yeah, I guess, yeah. I feel general, unselfish love for just about everything--
Mantis: No, romantic, sexual love.
Peter: No, no I don't...
Mantis: For her! (points at Gamora)
Peter: No!
(beat as Gamora and Drax both stare at Quill)
Drax: (laughing uproariously) She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret!
Peter: Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit!
Drax: You must be so embarrassed! (continues cackling; Gamora shakes her head in amusement) Do me! Do me, do me!
Mantis: (touches Drax) I never felt so much humor... (points and laughs at Peter just like Drax)
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