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Quotes: Dirty Mind-Reading

“If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.”
Bertrand Russell

Jean Grey: In fact, you're the first guy in six months who hasn't immediately pictured me naked, so I appreciate that.
Spidey: ...
Jean: Until now.
Spidey: Sorry.
Jean: Are you done?
Spidey: ...
Jean: ...
Spidey: ...
Jean: ...
Spidey: I'm done.
Jean: ...
Spidey: OK, now I'm done.
Jean: ...
Spidey: OK, now.
Well, what do you expect from a teenager? — Ultimate Spider-Man #43

"Humans lack the mental discipline necessary for the confines of space travel," said T'Pol. "As a telepath I do not enjoy being the subject of 82 wet dreams every night."
Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic.