History Quotes / DirtyMindReading

'''Raz''': I mean, what do I have to get those guys to take me seriously?!\\

'''Lili''': Oh. I didn't know you could -- uh, I have to go! Bye! ''[Still thinking] So embarrassing!''

-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' to Jacob, who is holding Bella as she sleeps and looking at her tenderly, ''[[Literature/Eclipse2007 Eclipse]Г''

-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' to Jacob, who is holding Bella as she sleeps and looking at her tenderly, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' to Jacob, who is holding Bella as she sleeps and looking at her tenderly, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

->''“If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.”''
-->--'''Bertrand Russell'''

'''Jean:''' Until now.\\

-->--''Well, what do you expect from a teenager? -- '''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan''' #43''

->'''Mantis:''' If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. (places her hand on Peter's) You feel... love!\\
'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah, I guess, yeah. I feel general, unselfish love for just about everything--]]\\

'''Mantis:''' For her! ''(points at Gamora)''\\

''(beat as Gamora and Drax both stare at Quill)''\\
'''Drax:''' ''(laughing uproariously)'' She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret!\\

'''Drax:''' You must be so embarrassed! ''(continues cackling; Gamora shakes her head in amusement)'' Do me! Do me, do me!\\
'''Mantis:''' ''(touches Drax)'' I never felt so much humor... ''(points and laughs at Peter just like Drax)''

->'''Miriam:''' Is it true you can look into a person's eyes and know exactly what they're thinking?
->'''Kovacs:''' Envoys don't read minds.
->'''Miriam:''' What a pity.
-->-- ''Series/AlteredCarbon'', "Out of the Past"

->'''Edward Cullen:''' ''(to Jacob, whose holding Bella as she sleeps & looking at her tenderly)'' Can you at least ''attempt'' to control your thoughts?
-->-- ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

-->-- ''Series/AlteredCarbon'', "Out of the Past"

-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

-->-- '''Farce Contact''', a ''StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic.

->"Humans lack the mental discipline necessary for the confines of space travel," said T'Pol. "As a telepath I do not enjoy being the subject of 82 wet dreams every night."

->GET NAKED TIME: The crew of Enterprise is overjoyed to encounter the Deltans -- beautiful hairless telepaths whose culture is based on sexual intercourse. But during the subsequent first contact orgy, Captain Archer cannot avoid thinking of them as "the Sluts of the Universe." Picking up the stray thought, the outraged Deltans inflict Archer with the Curse of Delta IV, making all male Starfleet captains bald and horny for generations to come.
-->-- '''Next Week on {{Enterprise}}''' by Odon

->GET NAKED TIME: The crew of Enterprise is overjoyed to encounter the Deltans - beautiful hairless telepaths whose culture is based on sexual intercourse. But during the subsequent first contact orgy, Captain Archer cannot avoid thinking of them as "the Sluts of the Universe." Picking up the stray thought, the outraged Deltans inflict Archer with the Curse of Delta IV, making all male Starfleet captains bald and horny for generations to come.

-->--''Well, what do you expect from a teenager? -- '''{{Ultimate Spider-Man}}''' #43''

-->--''Well, what do you expect from a teenager? -- '''UltimateSpiderman''' #43''