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History Quotes / DirtyOldMan

2nd Oct '15 3:48:59 PM nombretomado
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'''[[OvermanKingGainer Sara]]''': No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!\\

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'''[[OvermanKingGainer '''[[Anime/OvermanKingGainer Sara]]''': No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!\\
10th Jul '15 3:41:03 PM johnnyfog
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->Wrestling/RicFlair is backstage looking like some freeze-dried beef jerky and telling Christy [Hemme] all about how every woman wants to be with him and Jay Lethal had better watch out. For the flying semen, conceivably. At some point during his rant, Christy has to visibly retrain herself from [[{{Corpsing}} bursting out laughing]], possibly from the absurdity of an old man in Music/EltonJohn’s world talking about how he’s going to rock your world all night long, but more probably because part of Flair’s grandiose and amazing idea of a threat here is to threaten to beat Lethal so bad that he’ll go back to his mother and beg to breast feed with her.
-->--'''''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/tna-victory-road-2010.html Cewsh Reviews]]''''' on {{Wrestling/TNA}} ''Victory Road 2010''
15th May '15 4:05:31 PM johnnyfog
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->If it was up to Ben Stein, he’d be the host of ''Win Ben Stein’s Peeny'', because he is a proud horny motherfucker who is like a teenager on Viagra and still gets ''“mad crushes”'' on beautiful ladies. In a rambling, weird column for ''The American Spectator'', which came out last month, Ben Stein writes that his craving for beautiful ladies has led him to some gold digging situations. Shocking, I know...Ben Stein better pay for [[BrainBleach the hypnosis sessions I’ll need to cleanse my brain]] of the image of him getting moist in the tip while telling Tanya that he wants to touch her baby bump.

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->If it was up to Ben Stein, he’d be the host of ''Win Ben Stein’s Peeny'', because he is a proud horny motherfucker who is like a teenager on Viagra and still gets ''“mad crushes”'' on beautiful ladies. In a rambling, weird column for ''The American Spectator'', which came out last month, Ben Stein writes that his craving for beautiful ladies has led him to some gold digging situations. Shocking, I know...Ben Stein better pay for [[BrainBleach the hypnosis sessions I’ll need to cleanse my brain]] of the image of him getting moist in the tip while telling Tanya that he wants to touch her baby bump.
2nd Apr '15 3:03:19 PM johnnyfog
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->Gene looked about ready to burst out laughing during his rendition of the national anthem; maybe he was thinking of showing his “[[ICallItMisterHappy rocket’s red glare]]” to Wendi Richter. Or Leilani Kai. Or Fabulous Moolah, for that matter. Anyone who’s seen ''Legends’ House'' knows that Mean Gene isn’t picky.

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->Gene looked about ready to burst out laughing during his rendition of the national anthem; maybe he was thinking of showing his “[[ICallItMisterHappy “[[ICallHimMisterHappy rocket’s red glare]]” to Wendi Richter. Or Leilani Kai. Or Fabulous Moolah, for that matter. Anyone who’s seen ''Legends’ House'' knows that Mean Gene isn’t picky.
2nd Apr '15 3:02:56 PM johnnyfog
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->Gene looked about ready to burst out laughing during his rendition of the national anthem; maybe he was thinking of showing his “[[ICallItMisterHappy rocket’s red glare]]” to Wendi Richter. Or Leilani Kai. Or Fabulous Moolah, for that matter. Anyone who’s seen ''Legends’ House'' knows that Mean Gene isn’t picky.
-->--'''''{{Website/WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/america-the-beautiful/ "From Sea to Shining Crap"]]
6th Feb '15 6:15:15 PM johnnyfog
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->Terrible to see my dear friend—the great [[Creator/BillCosby BILL COSBY]]—have his name dragged through the mud this year. Funny? YOU BET! A rapist? HARDLY! Oh, wait … now, wait a second here. I’m just remembering. 1962. The Ferret Club. [[Creator/JackNicholson Irish]] and I, sitting in the booth, drinking champers and having a couple of starlets (it was Ann-Margaret and Leann-Margaret!) feed us shrimp eggs. Well, into the club comes the Cos, who proceeds to sit down at our booth and tell a FABULOUS story about an overweight kid named Albert who used to sit on the other children. Would have made a great TV show, if TV was my business (TV is grade school, baby)\\

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->Terrible to see my dear friend—the great [[Creator/BillCosby BILL COSBY]]—have his name dragged through the mud this year. Funny? YOU BET! A rapist? HARDLY! Oh, wait … now, wait a second here. I’m just remembering. 1962. The Ferret Club. [[Creator/JackNicholson Irish]] and I, sitting in the booth, drinking champers and having a couple of starlets (it was Ann-Margaret and Leann-Margaret!) feed us shrimp eggs. Well, into the club comes the Cos, who proceeds to sit down at our booth and tell a FABULOUS story about an overweight kid named Albert who used to sit on the other children. Would have made a great TV show, if TV was my business (TV is grade school, baby)\\baby)\\\
6th Feb '15 6:14:41 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''''Theatre/TheMostHappyFella''''', "Standing on the Corner"

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-->--'''''Theatre/TheMostHappyFella''''', -->--''Theatre/TheMostHappyFella'', "Standing on the Corner"



-->--'''''{{Film/Gigi}}''''', "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"

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-->--'''''{{Film/Gigi}}''''', -->--''{{Film/Gigi}}'', "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"


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->A group of 40/50-something men hoot and lech over a pair of women who’re peeling off their shirts, revealing bikini tops underneath.\\\
''“Get ‘em out, then,”'' cry the men — [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer which is a direct quote]] — like literal Creator/BennyHill characters. They look tremendously pleased with themselves, and very comfortable in their booze-worn skins, as they leer their way down the prom. They’re also among the most grotesque caricatures I’ve ever seen, on the cartoonish level of a red-faced butcher chasing after a dog who’s got a string of sausages in its mouth.
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2014/12/30/the-beach-diaries-2014-3-in-an-occasional-series/ Stuart Millard]]''', ''The Beach Diaries''
28th Jan '15 3:09:52 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Brother, you can't go to jail\\

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->''"Brother, ->''Brother, you can't go to jail\\



Go by"''

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Go by"''by''



->''Thank heaven for little girls\\
For little girls get bigger every day!\\
Thank heaven for little girls\\
They grow up in the most delightful way!''
-->--'''''{{Film/Gigi}}''''', "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"



->By the time [[HillaryClinton Hillary]] takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.\\
A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein.
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/ben-stein-writes-truly-bizarre-essay-on-being-a-creepy-1599361600 Jezebel]]''''', "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man"

->Creator/LindsayLohan talked to ''The Mirror'' about her first performance of ''Speed-The-Plow'' that some say was a disaster because she didn’t know her lines and the audience laughed at her ass. [=LiLo=] says that the negative shit hos say about her bounces off of her freckled zombie skin and she doesn’t care what the haters think. The haters can eat it, because [=LiLo=] ran into Creator/AlPacino at a hotel recently and he told her he was proud of her for doing theater. Yeah, she probably didn’t run into THEE Al Pacino, she ran into [[NamesTheSame some random dude who happens to be named Al Pacino.]] And he didn’t tell her he was proud of her for doing for theater, he asked her what her hourly rate is.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/28/lindsay-lohan-on-her-messy-first-performance-of-speed-the-plow-it-couldve-been-a-disaster-i-couldve-not-shown-up/ Michael K.]]''', "Lindsay Lohan On Her Messy First Performance Of ''Speed-The-Plow'': “It Could’ve Been A Disaster. [[DamnedByFaintPraise I Could’ve Not Shown Up.]]'"

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->By ->If it was up to Ben Stein, he’d be the time [[HillaryClinton Hillary]] takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles host of ''Win Ben Stein’s Peeny'', because he is a proud horny motherfucker who is like a teenager on Viagra and still gets ''“mad crushes”'' on beautiful ladies. In a rambling, weird column for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.\\
A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein.
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/ben-stein-writes-truly-bizarre-essay-on-being-a-creepy-1599361600 Jezebel]]''''', "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man"

->Creator/LindsayLohan talked to
''The Mirror'' about her first performance of ''Speed-The-Plow'' American Spectator'', which came out last month, Ben Stein writes that his craving for beautiful ladies has led him to some say was a disaster because she didn’t know her lines and gold digging situations. Shocking, I know...Ben Stein better pay for [[BrainBleach the audience laughed at her ass. [=LiLo=] says hypnosis sessions I’ll need to cleanse my brain]] of the image of him getting moist in the tip while telling Tanya that the negative shit hos say about he wants to touch her bounces off of her freckled zombie skin and she doesn’t care what the haters think. The haters can eat it, because [=LiLo=] ran into Creator/AlPacino at a hotel recently and he told her he was proud of her for doing theater. Yeah, she probably didn’t run into THEE Al Pacino, she ran into [[NamesTheSame some random dude who happens to be named Al Pacino.]] And he didn’t tell her he was proud of her for doing for theater, he asked her what her hourly rate is.
baby bump.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/28/lindsay-lohan-on-her-messy-first-performance-of-speed-the-plow-it-couldve-been-a-disaster-i-couldve-not-shown-up/ com/2014/07/22/the-time-ben-stein-begged-a-pregnant-ex-call-girl-and-performance-artist-for-naked-pictures/ Michael K.]]''', "Lindsay Lohan On Her Messy First Performance Of ''Speed-The-Plow'': “It Could’ve Been A Disaster. [[DamnedByFaintPraise I Could’ve Not Shown Up.]]'"
]]'''
9th Jan '15 9:29:09 AM johnnyfog
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-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/ben-stein-writes-truly-bizarre-essay-on-being-a-creepy-1599361600 Jezebel]]''''', "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A [[DirtyOldMan Creepy Old Man]]"

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-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/ben-stein-writes-truly-bizarre-essay-on-being-a-creepy-1599361600 Jezebel]]''''', "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A [[DirtyOldMan Creepy Old Man]]"
Man"
9th Jan '15 9:28:38 AM johnnyfog
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-> ''"Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!"''
-->-- Unnamed old man, VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue (Regis in Gold and Silver)



->'''Fred''': Now, she's got T.B.
->'''Lamont''': What?
->'''Fred''': Terrific Body.
->'''Lamont''': You're a dirty old man, you know that?
->'''Fred''': And I'm gonna be one till I'm a ''dead'' old man

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->'''Fred''': Now, she's got T.B.
->'''Lamont''': What?
->'''Fred''':
B.\\
'''Lamont''': What?\\
'''Fred''':
Terrific Body.
->'''Lamont''':
Body.\\
'''Lamont''':
You're a dirty old man, you know that?
->'''Fred''':
that?\\
'''Fred''':
And I'm gonna be one till I'm a ''dead'' old manman.



->''"By the time [[HillaryClinton Hillary]] takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.\\\
A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein. "''

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->''"By ->By the time [[HillaryClinton Hillary]] takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.\\\
\\
A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein. "''



->''"Terrible to see my dear friend—the great [[Creator/BillCosby BILL COSBY]]—have his name dragged through the mud this year. Funny? YOU BET! A rapist? HARDLY! Oh, wait … now, wait a second here. I’m just remembering. 1962. The Ferret Club. [[Creator/JackNicholson Irish]] and I, sitting in the booth, drinking champers and having a couple of starlets (it was Ann-Margaret and Leann-Margaret!) feed us shrimp eggs. Well, into the club comes the Cos, who proceeds to sit down at our booth and tell a FABULOUS story about an overweight kid named Albert who used to sit on the other children. Would have made a great TV show, if TV was my business (TV is grade school, baby)!''
->''Well, we all finish up our shrimp eggs and snort some aspirin and it’s off to Woodland! Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor of my shower. I have sweater yarn in my teeth! And Nicholson is in the tub with four popsicle sticks up his ass! All this time, we figured it was the girls that slipped us the mickeys! I’LL BE DAMNED! I don’t know how I’ll break this to Nicholson. He’s been huge on popsicle sticks up his ass every since! This changes things considerably!"''

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->''"Terrible ->Creator/LindsayLohan talked to ''The Mirror'' about her first performance of ''Speed-The-Plow'' that some say was a disaster because she didn’t know her lines and the audience laughed at her ass. [=LiLo=] says that the negative shit hos say about her bounces off of her freckled zombie skin and she doesn’t care what the haters think. The haters can eat it, because [=LiLo=] ran into Creator/AlPacino at a hotel recently and he told her he was proud of her for doing theater. Yeah, she probably didn’t run into THEE Al Pacino, she ran into [[NamesTheSame some random dude who happens to be named Al Pacino.]] And he didn’t tell her he was proud of her for doing for theater, he asked her what her hourly rate is.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/28/lindsay-lohan-on-her-messy-first-performance-of-speed-the-plow-it-couldve-been-a-disaster-i-couldve-not-shown-up/ Michael K.]]''', "Lindsay Lohan On Her Messy First Performance Of ''Speed-The-Plow'': “It Could’ve Been A Disaster. [[DamnedByFaintPraise I Could’ve Not Shown Up.]]'"

->Terrible
to see my dear friend—the great [[Creator/BillCosby BILL COSBY]]—have his name dragged through the mud this year. Funny? YOU BET! A rapist? HARDLY! Oh, wait … now, wait a second here. I’m just remembering. 1962. The Ferret Club. [[Creator/JackNicholson Irish]] and I, sitting in the booth, drinking champers and having a couple of starlets (it was Ann-Margaret and Leann-Margaret!) feed us shrimp eggs. Well, into the club comes the Cos, who proceeds to sit down at our booth and tell a FABULOUS story about an overweight kid named Albert who used to sit on the other children. Would have made a great TV show, if TV was my business (TV is grade school, baby)!''
->''Well,
baby)\\
Well,
we all finish up our shrimp eggs and snort some aspirin and it’s off to Woodland! Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor of my shower. I have sweater yarn in my teeth! And Nicholson is in the tub with four popsicle sticks up his ass! All this time, we figured it was the girls that slipped us the mickeys! I’LL BE DAMNED! I don’t know how I’ll break this to Nicholson. He’s been huge on popsicle sticks up his ass every since! This changes things considerably!"''considerably!




-> ''"Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!"''
-->-- Unnamed old man, VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue (Regis in Gold and Silver)
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