Not much of a ride, is it?
"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven"
, "Stairway to Heaven"
Sometimes when a character ascends to a higher plane of existence
they also have to ascend the stairs to that higher plane of existence - Which is usually a Fluffy Cloud Heaven
or a Celestial Bureaucracy
For example, in Genesis 28:12
, Jacob dreams of a stairway (or ladder, translators disagree) connecting earth to heaven
with angels going up and down it. The Ancient Egyptians
actually tried to build one
(known today as the Step Pyramid of Djoser).
A more "modern" take is to replace the stairway with an escalator; though even that iteration of the trope dates back at least to the 1941 movie Here Comes Mister Jordan
If the character doesn't make it in, the stairs may turn into a Surprise Slide Staircase
Named after the British film
, although the later Led Zeppelin
song is better known.
. Not to be confused with Space Elevator
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- There's a Far Side cartoon that plays with this, and the Hellevator, by depicting an escalator going up to Heaven and one heading down to Hell. The demon riding the down escalator pies the angel riding up in the face.
- Here Comes Mister Jordan has an Escalator to Heaven.
- A Matter Of Life And Death (which was released as Stairway To Heaven in the U.S.) mentions an escalator.
- The Heavenly Kid has an Escalator to Heaven.
- The Horn Blows At Midnight replaces the Stairway with a celestial Space Elevator for the angels to use in coming to earth.
- Futurama: Beast With a Billion Backs has the golden escalator version, although subverted as they lead to a planet-sized being, who sent shkler/sklis image to primitive man, thus creating our universe's concept of Fluffy Cloud Heaven.
- Averted/lampshaded in the movie Soultaker... leading to a hilarious exchange on the respective Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode:
Brad: Zach... Led Zeppelin was wrong, man.
Tom Servo: Shut up!
Tom Servo: Zep is never wrong, man!
: Is Sabbath wrong too, man
- Notable in that the movie does have an elevator to... some form of the afterlife. (Which looks suspiciously like a boiler room.)
- Jacob's Ladder has stairs to Heaven.
- Inverted in Night on the Galactic Railroad — while the characters are exploring the Heavens, they find a stairway that apparently leads down to Earth.
- Unsurprisingly, in Angels In America, considering the story's biblical underpinnings, Prior Walter literally climbs a flaming ladder into heaven.
- Cabin In The Sky shows Eddie Anderson and Ethyl Waters ascending a Stairway To Heaven to close the movie.
- Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny has the Guitarway to Heaven which leads to the titular MacGuffin.
- In Keys to the Kingdom, there's a magical staircase that you can go on that will eventually take you where you want to go, but with a bunch of seemingly-random 'landings' that consist of various different places, worlds and times. While walking on the staircase once, Suzy Turquoise Blue runs into someone she used to know before she became a Piper's child.
- Satan travels past an ornate stairway into heaven in Paradise Lost.
- Angels of the Silences by Simon Bestwick uses one of these as the gateway for ghosts to cross over to the afterlife.
- In the Incarnations of Immortality series, Satan has a Hellevator which can go from Earth, to Purgatory, to Hell and to Heaven, but only certain people can use it.
Live Action TV
- Teen Angel (the 1997 ABC sitcom one) has an elevator to Heaven in the first episode.
- Subverted in the Sanctuary episode "Metamorphosis." Will is transforming into an abnormal and dreams of himself as a human ascending a staircase towards a bright light. He follows, only to find himself on top of one of the Sanctuary's towers where he commits suicide.
- Woody can fart this after eating the Mexican Buffet.
- Within the Heaven of In Nomine by Steve Jackson Games is "Jacob's Ladder" which reaches up into the Higher Heavens and the direct presence of God. Only mortals can climb the ladder; angels must stay in the lowest Heaven (unless called) until the War is won.
- In Dungeons & Dragons, Mount Celestia (or the Seven Mounting Heavens of Celestia) is both Heaven and Stairway To. Lawful Good mortal souls arrive on the lowest layer upon death, some joining the lowest ranks of the archons, and must gradually ascend the mountain through service and understanding of the nature of Law and Good. Once a soul (or archon) has grown in understanding enough, it can eventually pass into the Seventh Heaven from which (almost) nothing returns, where most guess they merge with the plane or find a realm of pure rapturous bliss that lives up to the name. (The one archon that regularly passes in and out of the Seventh refuses to explain what goes on in there.)
- May and her pops, and later Albert and his mother Dorothy ascend the stair version in Clock Tower 3.
- In The Simpsons Game, the characters go to heaven by ascending a stairway made of everything in the Simpsons' house.
- In Super Mario 64, there is a staircase that you can get to, but if you open the door to it before you have the key, it goes up basically forever, no matter how much you climb there's still more ahead. But turn around and you've only gone up a handful of steps.
- Scribblenauts has a level where you must get some bad guys into heaven. Now, you could just tie them to a pegasus and drag them up with chains, but if you summon a stairway, hey presto, they just float up and you win the level.
- Touhou has the stairway that physically leads to Hakugyokuro, and the land of the dead around it. Not exactly Heaven per se, but it is a land of the peaceful dead.
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne Subverted, In the Tower of Kagutsuchi, it's an elevator and it doesn't take one to heaven, but to have an audience with the titular being of creation, also the elevator is on Floor 666.
- The Order of the Stick's Lawful Good afterlife once had an escalator, but the monks thought it made things too easy. So they reverted to climbing a mountain in order to reach enlightenment. The strip is appropriately titled "Led Zeppelin Lied to Us All".
- There was an escalator to hell featured in an early Schlock Mercenary strip... 'course, since that takes place in the far future, escalators are probably anachronistic by then.
- Looney Tunes "Satan's Waitin'" - escalator to both Heaven and Hell. Unfortunately for Sylvester, the up escalator is corded off.
- The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" - escalator. He spits over the side clearly pushing his Karma Meter over to the dark side and get gets sent to hell, by Hellevator.
- Another example from The Simpsons, this time a subversion: one of the foolish projects that the people of Springfield embark upon is an escalator to nowhere that looks an awful lot like an escalator to heaven. This is a parody of the bridge to nowhere (which several near-useless bridges have been dubbed), except this escalator literally just ends in a giant fall.
- Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation - appears as theme park rides; there's the titular Stairway To Heaven (pictured above)...and the Bullet Train To Heck!
- Tom And Jerry "Heavenly Puss" - escalator
- Woody Woodpecker cartoon "Wild And Woody" - Buzz Buzzard has just been crushed by a large object, ahd he arrives at a lobby with elevators to both heaven and hell with Woody as the doorman: one opens and the angelic operator says "Going up" and woody forces it closed, the other opens and the demonic operator says "going down" and Woody gives Buzz Buzzard a kick in the rear forcing him into the elevator
- Futurama - During The Beast With A Billion Backs, when Yivo invited all creatures in our universe to live on shklerself (which, for all intents and purposes, IS heaven), shklee transported everybody in via golden escalators. Barring being unceremoniously dumped onto Bender's invading pirate ship, this was apparently also the way out of heaven, as shklee was about to call an escalator back to earth when Leela had a hard time getting over her misgivings about the whole setup.
- In the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats, the way to the cats version of heaven, the Heavyside Layer, is apparently a large golden staircase that descends from the rafters during the final number.
- More specifically, a staircase shaped like a cat's paw.