Meatwad: I just figured Santa was off to an early start this year. Because, you know, statistics show that there are more children in the world today. That's China's fault.A question often brought up to disprove the existence of Santa Claus: How the hell could he deliver all those toys to so many children in one night? There are so many factors involved, it just wouldn't be possible by natural means. But of course when Santa has flying reindeer and elves working with him, he might not be limited to natural means. The usual answer is that he can stop time. Simpler yet, A Wizard Did It. Interestingly, most fiction questions ONLY how the toys are delivered, not how so many adults (even in the worlds of fiction) can fail to notice the toys, and thus not believe in him. This trope comes into play whenever someone asks the question, but often someone will have an answer, or when Santa is shown to be real, we are given the actual answer. Not to be confused with Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?.
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- Played with in a DC Comics Holiday Special, in which Max Mercury (a super-speedster) has a great deal of trouble convincing Impulse (another speedster) that Santa doesn't exist.
Max: How does he visit all those houses in one night?Impulse: Super-speed. Duh.
- The Fables version of Santa Claus uses co-location. Time flows normally, but Santa is everywhere he needs to be all at the same time.
- The various aspects of this get addressed in the Disney Ducks Comic Universe, sometimes contradicting each other due Negative Continuity:
- In an Italian Donald Duck story set when he was a child his friend Millicent tries to disprove Santa's existance this way, but Donald and the others simply reply it's magic. Later they do see Santa, Millicent says it's an imposter because he's too slow... Then they discover he has a magic watch he uses to have all the time he needs in a single night.
- In one story Scrooge discovers he has a toy factory that operates at loss, and decides to visit it to close it down... Only to discover that, at some point, he bought Santa out, and he's single-handedly financing Santa's operations. Scrooge declares that Santa will be the only executive of his companies allowed to operate at loss.
- Another Italian story tackles both the time and where Santa gets all the toys: he makes all the deliveries on time because of magic, and as for the toys... His elves assemble most of them, but lately he has to complement them with Scrooge's toys, totaling almost half the deliveries (no mention of how he pays for the toys, both those made by the elves and the ones bought from Scrooge).
- In The Perishers, Baby Grumpling asks a related question.
Baby Grumpling: But how can he come down our chimney?Maisie: What do you mean?Baby Grumpling: Well, we've got a stove. With a stovepipe. Which is only three inches wide. And it leads into the red hot stove. Which has got knobs on.Maisie: HE GOES ON A CRASH DIET, WEARS FLAMEPROOF UNDERWEAR, AND CARRIES A SET OF BURGLARY TOOLS!Baby Grumpling: All right, all right! There's no need to lose your temper.
- Of course Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes is childlike enough to believe in Santa and logical enough to think about these questions all the time. He wonders not only about how Santa can deliver the toys so fast, but on at least one occasion asks how Santa makes the toys, given the problems of paying for elf labor and the raw materials to make the toys. He also expresses discomfort, on quite a regular basis, with how he's in the position of being judged as "naughty or nice," and who is Santa to judge him that way? But he doesn't seem to have noticed that adults (and even many children) seem not to believe in Santa, so he's got no cognitive dissonance there.
- In Santa Claus: The Movie, the head elf says that "Time itself shall travel with you." A very mystical, and extraordinarily atmospheric, way of saying that time doesn't always flow for him the way it does for most people. (It doesn't explain how those two kids would be aware of him, however.)
- In Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest gives a spoof answer involving physics babble.
- Neil asks Charlie this in The Santa Clause stating that Santa somehow slows down time.
- In the new Miracle on 34th Street, Kris Kringle explains that time slows down as he delivers presents.
- Inverted in the movie Elf. Buddy is confused as to why so many people don't believe in Santa Claus, and wonders who the non-believing children think deliver all the presents. When Papa Elf responds that they believe their parents put the toys there, Buddy scoffs, saying "That's ridiculous! Parents couldn't do all that in one night!"
- The TV Movie The Night They Saved Christmas has Santa's head elf, Ed, show off a handheld device which makes time literally slow down. He claims it involves "physics and stuff I don't understand" and was made by their R&D department.
- Arthur Christmas reveals that Santa Claus is an inherited title, and the annual delivery is an expansive high-tech operation. Grandfather Claus, being more old-school, still has some canisters of magic powder, which he claims was mined from the Aurora Borealis, and allowed the original reindeer to fly.
- Santa Claus states that Santa Claus inhabits the 5th dimension, discovered by Merlin (yes, that Merlin), and appears everywhere at once. So, apparently Santa Claus discovered quantum entanglement and quantum super-imposition.
- Brought up in Artemis Fowl. The answer is to stop time and get ALL of the elves to chip in on the delivery business.
- In Hogfather, Death simply states that Hogswatchnight is a special time. One where his manservant Albert can be alive all night, despite having only a few seconds left.
- In The Dresden Files's earliest short stories, Harry mentions in passing that Santa doesn't actually hand out toys to anyone but a small amount of children per Christmas.
- In The Berenstain Bears Meet Santa Bear, Sister Bear asks this to Papa, along with a few other questions about Santa.
- Answered as the crux of the Neil Gaiman's very short story "Nicholas Was...." He's forced to deliver gifts in an Endless Night where Time Stands Still by eldritch 'dwarves'.
Live Action Television
- This question is posed in The Nanny's animated Christmas episode "Oy to the World":
Grace: Fran, the storm is getting worse. How is Santa going to deliver all the presents?Fran: Gracie, the man is bigger than Dom De Luise and he fits through a chimney. Believe me, he can get through a blizzard.
- In the Christmas episode of The Pretender, Jarod (who grew up isolated from pop culture) had just read "Twas the Night Before Christmas" and asked a colleague how Santa could deliver all those presents in one night, not to mention the fact that Santa is doing it while being old and overweight.
- Oscar the Grouch asks Big Bird this in the classic Christmas Eve On Sesame Street. (Specifically, he asks how Santa Claus can fit into skinny chimneys or apartment buildings, a much bigger concern for urban kids. Big Bird almost freezes trying to find out.)
- The Doctor Who 2014 Christmas special "Last Christmas" plays with this trope. At one point Santa claims that his sleigh is Bigger on the Inside. Averted in that Santa is only part of an elaborate series of nested dreams. Or is he?
Santa: There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? There are five hundred and twenty six million four hundred and three thousand and twelve children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So, hmm, that's twenty two million children per hour. It's impossible! Obviously, I've got a second sledge.
- At one point the cast are invoking Arbitrary Skepticism for plot-related reasons. Santa is being interrogated to find out if he's real.
- The Christmas special of Little House On the Prarie had a neigbor recount how his big brother showed him a big stack of presents as proof that Santa wasn't real. His father told him that Santa actually delivers every family's shipment of goodies as soon as they were ready since it's impossible that he does it all in one go. His big brother got coal that year...
- At the end of the Star Wars Concept Album Christmas In The Stars, the droids are visited by S. Claus, the son of Santa. He explains that Santa gets help from his family to deliver toys across the galaxy.
- Deconstructed in the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy". Where delivering presents to everyone for some milk and cookies caused Santa to snap. Killing most of his reindeer, taking the elves hostage and blowing up the workshop before getting jailed.
- SF Debris' original story "You Better Watch Out" features a dark backstory to Santa: he was a con man in Austria whose punishment in death is to live up to his description of himself. When he is delivering presents, time is stopped, and when he wakes up the next morning, it's Christmas Eve the following year.
- The SCP Foundation once attached a satellite tracking device to him to find out once and for all.
- Results are hard to interpret. The tandem of SCP-2412-J and all the sub-SCPs apparently was capable of clearing very high distances within seconds (this is theorized to be a form of teleportation), and even co-existing in numerous locations at once. When asked to name the party responsible for these anomalies, SCP-2412 replied simply "Magic." and refused to elaborate.
- In an animated Family Circus special, Jeffy asks Billy this, and Billy says Santa has a watch that stops time.
- Grimly deconstructed in Family Guy "The Road to the North Pole", where keeping this up turned the workshop into a Nightmarish Factory, and nearly gave Santa a fatal Heroic R.R.O.D..
- This is mentioned in the Recess episode "Yes, Mikey, Santa Does Shave", in which Mikey attempts to prove that Santa is real and indeed can deliver all those toys. Gretchen counters that a man of his size could not fit through the chimney and that the speed he would need to travel at is simply impossible.
- The concept behind Prep and Landing is that an elite team of Christmas Elves go ahead of Santa to prep each home for his arrival. It doesn't explain everything, but it does imply that the elves do most of the heavy lifting.
- Although the short feature "Prep and Landing: Secret Santa" implies that St. Nick started by himself and brought the elves on as his enterprise expanded. (And the elves get a pension implying they can eventually retire.)
- In the animated film, Arthur Christmas, its revealed that all the presents get delivered by Santa's high-tech operation hidden beneath the north pole. And here is the EXTREMELY high-tech sleigh
- This is only after the original sleigh is retired following a snafu with the previous Santa, who was detected by world governments who tried to shoot him down. Until then, Santas really did use a sleigh pulled by reindeer using magical pixie dust. While the new high-tech sleigh, called S-1, is larger by several orders of magnitude, it's also designed using modern stealth technology and even has active camouflage.
- The Codename: Kids Next Door An Asskicking Christmas episode gives us an atypical explanation; instead of going out in a reindeer-pulled sleigh, Santa teleports the gifts directly to homes, with Christmas trees acting as homing beacons.
- Danny Phantom: Danny's parents argue over whether Santa Claus is real or not. Maddie reasons that it would be impossible for someone to travel around the world at a high enough speed to do it in one night without being burned up.
- In My Friends Tigger & Pooh: Pooh's Super Sleuth Christmas Movie , it was Rabbit's Christmas wish to know the answer to this. He figured that Santa must have some sort of secret technology. He was thrilled with the actual answer— that Santa has magic.
- The Powerpuff Girls affect the delivery of toys on Santa's behalf in Twas The Fight Before Christmas as a make-good after they and Princess Morbucks rent Santa's headquarters asunder fighting.
- One December issue of a children's science magazine responded to this question with a theory involving wormholes.
- According to humorist Gene Weingarten, to reach all of the roughly 2 billion children on earth in 24 hours would require Santa to go at a speed approaching lightspeed, which on the first stop would destroy the world and all the little kiddies.
- In a Finnish newspaper comic Väinämöisen paluu ("Vainamoinen Returns") the explanation of time-stopping hourglass is used. And then the Fridge Logic is played for all its worth, stating that Santa needs to work nonstop for weeks of subjective time, and needs intensive therapy every time to get over the stress and sleep deprivation.
- A few TV specials suggest Santa air drops some or many of his gifts while flying over houses, as one way of speeding up delivery of his packages to everyone (without having to physically go into every home). This is seen in a few of the Flintstones Christmas specials, plus the end credits of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
- Several websites and news outlets do segments around Christmas Eve calculating how fast Santa would have to travel in order to accomplish his task in one day, usually defined as being December 24th in whatever local time zone he was in at the moment. Specific calculations vary depending on assumptions made: how long he has to visit each household, whether he visits every household on Earth or only where Christmas is widely celebrated, whether Santa can only travel after dark, etc. The path plotted generally go east to west to take advantage of the Earth's rotation as much as possible. Conclusions range from around Mach 5 to faster than the speed of light.