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Film: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
"Rare Exports feels like it could easily be appropriate entertainment for the whole family until the occasional f-bomb gets dropped, mutilated reindeer are found by the dozens, a pick ax winds up in someone’s skull, and naked filthy Santa dong flaps freely in the freezing Scandinavian breeze."
The Foywonder, DreadCentral

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a Finnish horror film directed by Jalmari Helander. It is based on a series of short films by Jalmari and his brother Juuso.

It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer herder and butcher by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their master from captivity.


This film offers examples of:

  • Adaptation Expansion - Of the original short films.
  • Alternative Character Interpretation: Invoked as the premise: what if Santa Claus isn't a jolly man who rewards the good, but a nightmarish monster who kidnaps and mutilates the naughty?
  • An Axe to Grind - Santa's little helpers use pickaxes.
  • An Ass Kicking Christmas
  • Bad Santa
  • Black Comedy
  • Chekhov's Gun: Pietari constantly carries a large shotgun throughout the movie. It is only fired once, and it is only to grab the attention of the adults.
    • Pietari's books depicting Santa with demonic horns. Big hint that it's not the real Santa they catch.
  • Chekhov's Skill: The method of herding reindeer with the gates and lights is later used to round up the helpers.
  • Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: They blow up Santa before he can be freed fully.
  • Eldritch Abomination - Santa is revealed to be this.
  • Collector of the Strange: The old man in charge of the dig gives off this vibe wanting to dig up Santa, and not bothered in the least about the child eating.
  • Expy: From his diminutive size, Nice Hat, walking cane, spectacles, temper, and flashes of genuine wonder, the old man in charge bares an uncanny resemblance to a humanized Scrooge McDuck. Possibly intentional, as the character is quite popular in Finland.
  • Fauns and Satyrs - The old illustrations of Santa depict him with horns. It's worth noting that this is actually how he was presented in old Nordic folk tales and also why he's still called Joulupukki (Yule Goat) in Finnish. Although he was human-sized, unlike in the film.
  • Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday
  • How Can Santa Deliver All Those Toys? - After blowing up Santa, a character remarks that now they know how he can be everywhere at once.
  • Male Frontal Nudity - Santa's elves look like feral old men who run naked save for their beards in midwinter. And once again, it was all shot in real snow with real naked people.
  • Mall Santa - The original shorts purport to tell the true story of where the red-suited entities seen in stores at Christmas actually come from. They're actually centuries-old cryptozoological wild men, captured and trained until they can be trusted to hold children on their laps without kidnapping them or ripping them apart. It's also revealed that that these "Santas" are in fact just Santa's little elves. The real Santa is much, much worse.
  • Milking the Monster - Kind of. At the end, after the real Santa is effectively destroyed, the remaining "little helpers" are trained not to kill children and are exported to other countries to be sold as Mall Santas of their own, mostly to recoup the losses caused by the "helpers" killing all of Rauno's reindeer.
  • The Nose Knows - Santa and his elves are able to sniff out children.
  • Prequel - The Movie effectively serves as one for the short films as it shows how the "Santas" came to be sold to other countries.
  • The Reveal - The 'Santa' captured by Pietari and his father is just one of his 'little helpers'. The real Santa is in fact a gigantic Eldritch Abomination.
  • Sealed Evil in a Can - In prehistoric times the Sami-folk of Lapland, tired of the tyranny of Santa, lured him on weak ice, and he sank to the bottom of the lake, which subsequently froze through. He was cut out and covered with tons of sawdust to keep him from melting, and then layers upon layers of dirt and stones over the centuries, until the Korvatunturi mountain on the border of modern Finland and Russia was formed. And on Christmas, an obsessed American millionaire decides to dig him out. He is not happy.
    • Thankfully however, he's never fully unsealed from the ice prison itself. Instead, he's blown to bits before his elves can thaw him out.
  • Sliding Scale of Comedy and Horror
  • Title Drop: Rare Exports is the name of the Santa shipping company that the protagonists create in the conclusion.
  • Ultimate Evil: The only part of Santa we see are his/its horns.
  • Would Hurt a Child - And eat them, too.
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