A man screams and cries, Turns it into mecha show,
We watch in horror.
Dysfunctional kids,
Piloting
sorta robots.
Congratulations!
Life can never be
Anything but lonely hell,
Or else, fake heaven.
Angst-filled teenagers;
Deconstructs mecha series.
What the fuck happened?
Mecha plus mind screw,
Where are all the therapists?
They ran out of ink.
Kid is scared of change
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero Now the world is dead
Drunk Whore,
German B*tch Creepy, Pale Clone of Dead Mom Nice Harem there, kid
Shinji is a wuss
Rei is a clone of mommy
Asuka is a bitch!
Robotic
Mind Screw Desperately needs therapists
And light-hearted stuff
Evangelion
The show that makes you fear hugs And other weird crap
Don't watch the whole thing
In one sitting or else you
Might question your life
Dysfunction Junction No likeable characters I need Zoloft NOW.
Freud's ideas
Oedipus issues and fear
What were they smoking?
Some weird stuff happened and then, "congratulations" the penguin told me.
Hedgehog's Dilemna Fear of others and yourself Congratulations!
Can we stop ending these with
"Congratulations!" please?
